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Sunday, 10 February 2013

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African icon Nelson Mandela has disclosed that he is Barack Obama's real daddy. Birthers' are said to be 'staggered' by this latest disclosure.

Nelson Mandela was watching the inauguration of Barack Obama and he was watching You Tube when he spotted Michelle Obama doing her 'eye rolls' and he said, "She is a fine young woman. He likened Michelle to a Zulu princess. Apparently, when he was a young man he was friendly with a feisty young witch doctor who was passionate and angry about the suppression of the black people and apartheid.

The First Lady's mother Marion Robinson, is the young woman who Nelson fell in love with as a passionate young radical. She visited South Africa in 1962 and visited and spoke at black universities. Nelson was beguiled by her proud beauty and her dignity.

Excited Nelson said just think, "My girl is now the Mother in Law of the President of the United States. My grand-daughters Malia and Sasha are living in the White House.

When asked if he knew who Obama's daddy was, Mandela said, "Why isn't it obvious Malcolm X. He is one of my old buddies and I knew him when he was knocking around with Stanley Anne Dunholm before she got into all that weird sado-masochist kinky scene."

When he saw Michelle Obama's eye rolls at Speaker of the House, John Boehner, Nelson proudly said, "That's my little girl, Marion when she was a young girl used to roll her eyes until the whites of her eyes looked like hard-boiled eggs like something out of "The Exorcist" and it was her trade-mark when she was a speaker at political rallies."

Proud Nelson said that when Marion rolled her eyes, "Everyone knew that little lady meant business, and she wasn't go to take any nonsense. Michelle is just like her mummy and is a fine, lady and she has perfected the eye roll to perfection."

Nelson revealed that in Lesotho hard-boiled eggs are perceived as a good luck totem which would enable the eater to be fertile and also give them 'attitude'. On a darker note he revealed that in voodoo ceremonies hard-boiled eggs are put into a goats skull and used to invoke demons.

Nelson Mandela said, "John Boehner better watch out if Michelle rolls her eyes again at him in anger he will be history."

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