Funny story: First Non-Human May Become The Next Pope

First Non-Human May Become The Next Pope

Vatican City-- History is expected to be made next week when Roman Catholic cardinals meet in Vatican City to select a new pope. Rumors are already flying about who--or what--may become the next leader of the Catholic Church. There is speculation t...
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Funny story: Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

SAN DIEGO, CA - Violence erupted at the first ever all-midget clown convention Tuesday night after a gang of half-pint jesters got into a brawl in a bathroom stall. The convention, comprised of clowns no taller than of 3 ½ ft, started off o...
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Funny story: With Defense Cuts Looming, Congress Considers Declaring War on Canada Because "It's Closer Than Afghanistan."

With Defense Cuts Looming, Congress Considers Declaring War on Canada Because "It's Closer Than Afghanistan."

With just two days remaining before $85 billion is cut from the federal budget, members of Congress said today they're introducing measures to lessen the impacts of the sequester. According to Rep. Rigley Higspirt, one proposal being discussed is...
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Funny story: Food Poisoning The Latest Weight Loss Craze in Hollywood

Food Poisoning The Latest Weight Loss Craze in Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Some of the hottest celebrities in Tinseltown have been spotted with shopping carts full of expired foods from their local grocery stores in a strange effort to get on board the latest weight loss epidemic - food poisoning. Accord...
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Funny story: Petroecuador to be official sponsor of next week's Papal Conclave

Petroecuador to be official sponsor of next week's Papal Conclave

Quito - Described by the Ecuador Creative Dentistry Association as an absolute genius in the exploration and extraction of gaping cavities Ecuador's national oil company has been named as PR manager for the 115-man contest. Announcing the decision...
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Funny story: Horse Meat Found in Popular Fastfood Joint's 'McShamrock Shake'

Horse Meat Found in Popular Fastfood Joint's 'McShamrock Shake'

HOUSTON, TX - Continuing the string of alarming discoveries about the prevalence of horse meat found in consumer products, the fast food sector is now facing increased scrutiny over an FDA report citing horse meat detected in their seasonal 'McShamro...
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Funny story: Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed

Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed

Vatican City -- As he retires as the mystical leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict is being honored for the miracles he performed while pontiff. Among the amazing feats with which he is credited are these wonders: Converted the Pope Mobil...
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Funny story: Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter

Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter

Soon-to-be former Bishop of Rome, Successor of St. Peter, Head of the College of Bishops, Vicar of Christ, and Pastor of the Universal Church: Pope Benedict XVI has snagged a new part-time job as a Wal-Mart greeter at a superstore in Raleigh, North C...
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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Truth About How Kristen Stewart Hurt Her Foot

Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Truth About How Kristen Stewart Hurt Her Foot

REDONDO BEACH, California - Kristen Stewart was sitting in a booth at the popular Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant. As she sat all alone eating an order of bacon and broccoli breakfast tacos she was overheard talking to herself. A restaurant patr...
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Funny story: Britney Spears - The Brunette Babe Is Looking Foxy

Britney Spears - The Brunette Babe Is Looking Foxy

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Former X-Factor judge Britney Spears has left the World of Blondes and she has become a strikingly attractive brunette. Spears, 31, attended a private party thrown by Elton John at The Mrs. Teddy Roosevelt Hotel in West Hollywood.
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Funny story: Jack "The Old Geezer" Nicholson, 75, Hits On Jennifer Lawrence 22

Jack "The Old Geezer" Nicholson, 75, Hits On Jennifer Lawrence 22

HOLLYWOOD - In a backstage at the Oscars move that even surprised himself, Jack Nicholson, the 75-year-old actor, hit on 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence who had just won the Oscar for Best Actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. Jen was bei...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, were recently spotted in the trendy Rodeo Drive baby store Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff giving way to speculation that Dobrev is with child. The supermarket...
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