Funny story: Growing Trend: Babies Named After Fonts

Growing Trend: Babies Named After Fonts

Jacob and Isabella have for years topped the list of the most popular baby names, but the latest trend has parents naming their newborn after fonts. "We have a boy and a girl, Trebuchet and Verdana, who are both named after fonts," said 32 year...
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Funny story: 40-Percent Say They Only Go To Church To Get Change To Do Laundry

40-Percent Say They Only Go To Church To Get Change To Do Laundry

An nationwide poll has revealed that nearly half of all people who attend church only do so to get laundry change from the collection plate. "If this is true, it's startling," said Reverend Augie Fistleprig of the Church of the Holy Cow. "I mus...
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Funny story: Americans Arm Themselves In Preparation for Heavy Snowfall

Americans Arm Themselves In Preparation for Heavy Snowfall

Sales of automatic weapons and assault rifles have almost trebled overnight in some north eastern States as Northerners prepare themselves for an onslaught of inclement weather. Forecasters have predicted a massive blizzard poised to dump up to 3...
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Funny story: Walmart Accused of Depleting Workforce of Old, Cranky Workers

Walmart Accused of Depleting Workforce of Old, Cranky Workers

It's difficult enough to succeed at running a small business, but now some retailers say Walmart is depleting the supply of elderly, cantankerous employees. Heigorou "Hank" Murakami, who has owned a small hardware store for 27 years, said he rece...
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Funny story: Stunning Discovery: Dino Mass Extinction Never Happened

Stunning Discovery: Dino Mass Extinction Never Happened

New evidence disproves the theory that dinosaurs were obliterated by a giant meteor strike. Researchers now believe that dinosaurs were on vacation - probably a cruise - and left the planet for another destination. The 110 mile-wide crater in...
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Funny story: Europeans blame UK for disappearing horses!

Europeans blame UK for disappearing horses!

Over the past few years horses have been disappearing at an alarming rate on the European continent and now it seems as if the mystery has been solved; they have ended up in beef burgers in the UK! One vital clue in the mysterious disappearances w...
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Funny story: Charity shops to start buying each others clothes

Charity shops to start buying each others clothes

As the Triple Dip recession bites deeper, and the population at large has even less money to spend on unnecessary items, such as clothes and food, charity shops are starting to feel the pinch previously only felt by first hand shops, such as River Pe...
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Funny story: Now saddle of lamb removed from butchers' shelves

Now saddle of lamb removed from butchers' shelves

London - The horse flesh contamination scandal saw a new twist today as the EU ordered a raft of emergency foodstuff bans. From midnight tonight saddle of lamb is banned from all sales outlets along with 'polluted' items on greengrocery shelves.
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Funny story: Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

LOS ANGELES - The LaLaLand rumor mills are abuzz with the latest celebrity pairing of Project Runway host and judge Heidi Klum and NBA player Metta World Peace. Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that the couple was spotted having a late dinner at The Li...
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Funny story: Cups and Rubbers - Lytham Pen Thief strikes again

Cups and Rubbers - Lytham Pen Thief strikes again

Police had hoped that the Pen Thief of Lytham St Annes had gone quiet, with no activity on the pen front in several years; however, it now looks like he has started again, this time on memorial mugs and erasers. "Several years ago," said Jenn Darm...
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Funny story: US Company Loses Top Secret 'Wonder Woman' Warplane

US Company Loses Top Secret 'Wonder Woman' Warplane

An XL Cloak warplane, dubbed the "Wonder Woman" jet because a revolutionary cloaking device makes it totally invisible, has been mislaid by the defense contractor Shootering Industries, Inc. A big reward is being offered to anyone who finds the aircr...
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Funny story: Gronk in the Movies-Naked, Of Course!

Gronk in the Movies-Naked, Of Course!

When we thought of Patriot tight end Rob Gronkowski as having a career in movies, we did not think he was suited for porno (excuse us, we mean adult entertainment). Yet, he has been made an offer he can refuse-- to do a film where he bares all for...
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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela has been tipped to win the first ever international Big Brother event to be held in Las Vegas next week, where celebrities and high profile individuals will represent their home countries locked inside a house and isolated from the out...
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Funny story: Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales: In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist. "Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?" At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.
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Funny story: String Theory used to explain everything

String Theory used to explain everything

In his last key note speech as a serious scientist, before academia renounces him as a television personality, Professor Brian Cox will explain how String Theory can explain everything. "String is amazing," said Oldham-born Cox. "The universe isn'...
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Funny story: Racial Stereotyping Just Wrong Raps African American Spokesman

Racial Stereotyping Just Wrong Raps African American Spokesman

Racial stereotyping is wrong, so claims Titus Wildermore III, a fried chicken eating, vest wearing, tax dodging, 'bling' loving African American, who I suspect avoids paying child support, beats his wife, loves basketball and can probably dance. I...
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Funny story: Churchill spotted in Fort William high street

Churchill spotted in Fort William high street

London, England. Former wartime Prime Minister, Sir Winston Churchill, has been spotted in a souvenir shop in Fort William, northern Scotland. The sighting is a big surprise as Churchill presumably died nearly fifty years ago in his late nineties.
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Funny story: Obama warned over Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake

Obama warned over Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake

Washington AC/DC - A presumed US-Chinese double agent is at the core of a CIA wiretap sting targeting hackers suspected of snooping for White House sex scandal cover-ups.** The traitor was discovered during a routine trawl of a Georgetown 'escort'...
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