Prodigal Son To Be Investigated Over Claims He Failed To Pay Inheritance Tax
The Department of Taxation has begun an investigation into allegations that The Prodigal Son failed to pay any tax on the large inheritance he received. While exact details are unclear, it has been established that Mr Son immediately left the country…
Read full story
President Biden Signs An Executive Order That States That All Billionaires Will Be Taxed At a 50% Rate
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that's sure to make the working-class cheer, President Biden has announced a new tax plan that will finally stick it to the man. The "50% Fair Tax Diddly Deal," will introduce a new tax bracket for bill…
Read full story
President Biden Signs a Presidential Executive Order Forcing The Inhabitants of Red States To Pay 29.3% More Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says that he has just about had his fill of one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's incessant bellyaching that the election was stolen, that Pelosi is an illegal alien from Japan, and that his dick (Trum…
Read full story
Trump Claimed $1.8 Million On His 2019 Income Tax Return For Toupees and Combs
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Republican Liz Cheney says that Trump has got to be he biggest, piece of whale shit on the entire planet. Cheney says that not only is the Trumpturd a damn pussy grabbing Nazi, but he is also a tax evader, a draf…
Read full story
America is 30 Trillion Dollars in Debt - Nutsy Republicans Won't Tax the Rich-Who Don't Pay Any Taxes
The U. S. is set to go bankrupt this January. No Tax Money in the Till. Nothing To Pay the Bills. Since Reagan - the Rich have paid less and less taxes - so now Billionaires like Trump Gets big tax Refunds. Twenty years of Republican Congr…
Read full story
Repub. Nikki Haley - Everyone Work Till 80 - "They Die, And Social Security Problem is Solved!"
Nikki Haley - former UN ambassador - is running for President (against Donald Trump) - and later Biden. She is the only Republican woman brave enough to do so. (Really has the 'Balls' to do so. ) And in private when joking with friends -…
Read full story
Taxman Says "Shove It!"
Billionaires Paying No Taxes are Taking Over America - and it isn't Funny
Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results
Americans Shouldn't Pay Taxes Unless They Are Fair
Sheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange
Confused Aspiring Accountant Accidentally Ends Up in Taxidermy School
Rude Comment to YouTube "Taxman" Leads to Audit
UK Budget Summary
Fear for state pensions drive UK/US Governments to reverse smoking bans and encourages "SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE till you drop!"
Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday
Kennedy Stranglehold on Massachusetts, and Obama's 'Mandate' Taking on Water in Cape Cod Bay!
Emin makes art work for Middleton
Houses of Worship in Accounting Crisis Over Relief Package
(Madison TWP, PA) America’s church bookkeepers and other non-profit religious organizations have been left baffled on how to manage government bailout money being shoveled their way. The U.S. Federal government’s unprecedented approval of a $2 t...
Read full story
Hunt's New 'Original Idea' Tax Plan - Decrease Taxes on Rich, Increase on Workers
Jeremy Hunt - forced by Rishi to wear a Robin Hood Outfit - (to dramatize he is Hunting for solutions to Britain's problems) - met the press recently to outline new tax rules. He is Decreasing taxes on the Rich - long a Tory obsession - and increasin…
Read full story
An Ass Tax is Riding into Town
There are more cows and sheep than people in New Zealand. And those animals (not the people) have been getting a free ride for too long. Get ready for the ass tax! Greenhouse gas emission, especially methane, from the assholes of cows and the b…
Read full story
Liz Truss is Margaret Thatcher Without a Brain
Like in the movie 'Rocky' - Liz could have been a 'Contender' if not for her incompetence and Liberal enemies. The Conservatives now have a new brain in dishy Rishi. But it is a warped brain, believing that no taxes on the rich and corporat…
Read full story
Ron Paul Signs Emancipation Proclamation, Freeing Tax Slaves!
03 Oct 07, WASHINGTON, DC, CSA-- President Ron Paul announced the emancipation of all tax slaves within regions where the Union government remains in rebellion against the People of the States today. This daring frontal manoeuvre against the Union ef...
Read full story
H&R Block: Please Pay $300 For A Tax Return A Chimpanzee With Turbo Tax Could Prepare. Please?
H&R Block, the Income Tax Experts who have recycled the same business model, and the same business leaders, since 1955, has made its annual "apologize for losses and announce layoffs" speech, in the form of its fiscal 2010 results report. CEO...
Read full story
Breaking news…
Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?
Yes, tell me more!Seven day catch up
Check out anything you've missed with the archive:
Why Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?
Some House Democrats voted against the Infrastructure Bill because they felt the Bill should have provided childcare coverage. Listen up House members: Taxpayers were not in bed with the parents when parents decided to add a third child to their…
Read full story
An IRS Audit of Trump's Income Taxes Reveals He Owes The US Government $13.7 Billion!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - More bad news for the evil PG (pussy grabber). After being fucking forced to release his income tax returns, it appears that we all now know why the orange dipshit adamantly refused to release them. Hillary an…
Read full story
Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas Has Just Used a Hell of a Lot of State Taxpayers Money To Pay For His Brand New Customized $487,000 Wheel Chair
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas, who was recently named “The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time” by the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, has just had the unmitigated gall to use nearly half a million dollars of state taxpayers money to…
Read full story
Wrapping Himself in 6 US Flags, Obama Pledges Millions to Egypt & Tunisia in New Middle East Check Book Diplomacy Ploy!
An ever magnanimous Barrack Obama, standing before a total of six (6) US Flags, and an enlarged copy of his 'birth certificate, in case anyone forgot he was a NATURAL BORN PATRIOT, delivered a major policy speech pledging millions of untold, and u...
Read full story
President Biden To Sign A Presidential Executive Order That Will Raise The NRA's Taxes By 69%
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently met with members of the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the MLS in the Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy Conference Room. POTUS spoke at length with outspoken NRA coaches Steve Kerr of the Golden State Warr…
Read full storyFunny Tax Headlines
-
Ron Paul Signs Emancipation Proclamation, Freeing Tax Slaves!
-
H&R Block: Please Pay $300 For A Tax Return A Chimpanzee With Turbo Tax Could Prepare. Please?
-
BryanAir introduce a step tax
-
Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas Has Just Used a Hell of a Lot of State Taxpayers Money To Pay For His Brand New Customized $487,000 Wheel Chair
-
Why Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?
-
President Biden Signs a Presidential Executive Order Forcing The Inhabitants of Red States To Pay 29.3% More Taxes
-
Hunt's New 'Original Idea' Tax Plan - Decrease Taxes on Rich, Increase on Workers
-
Trump Claimed $1.8 Million On His 2019 Income Tax Return For Toupees and Combs
-
Liz Truss is Margaret Thatcher Without a Brain
-
Repub. Nikki Haley - Everyone Work Till 80 - "They Die, And Social Security Problem is Solved!"
-
The Art of Striptease
-
Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder
-
Wrapping Himself in 6 US Flags, Obama Pledges Millions to Egypt & Tunisia in New Middle East Check Book Diplomacy Ploy!
-
Houses of Worship in Accounting Crisis Over Relief Package
-
President Biden To Sign A Presidential Executive Order That Will Raise The NRA's Taxes By 69%
-
An Ass Tax is Riding into Town
-
An IRS Audit of Trump's Income Taxes Reveals He Owes The US Government $13.7 Billion!
-
America is 30 Trillion Dollars in Debt - Nutsy Republicans Won't Tax the Rich-Who Don't Pay Any Taxes
-
Prodigal Son To Be Investigated Over Claims He Failed To Pay Inheritance Tax
-
President Biden Signs An Executive Order That States That All Billionaires Will Be Taxed At a 50% Rate
