WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that's sure to make the working-class cheer, President Biden has announced a new tax plan that will finally stick it to the man. The "50% Fair Tax Diddly Deal," will introduce a new tax bracket for bill…
The Department of Taxation has begun an investigation into allegations that The Prodigal Son failed to pay any tax on the large inheritance he received. While exact details are unclear, it has been established that Mr Son immediately left the country…
Nikki Haley - former UN ambassador - is running for President (against Donald Trump) - and later Biden. She is the only Republican woman brave enough to do so. (Really has the 'Balls' to do so. ) And in private when joking with friends -…
Like in the movie 'Rocky' - Liz could have been a 'Contender' if not for her incompetence and Liberal enemies. The Conservatives now have a new brain in dishy Rishi. But it is a warped brain, believing that no taxes on the rich and corporat…
The Tax Man is at it again. He wants MORE tax, but he just doesn’t know what else he can tax since everything is, and nothing can get away from … the TAX MAN! Never say never, the Tax Man (possibly in your country, and if not, one country will sta…
To be Truthful - a few Billionaires pay some taxes - 2 - 3% of the many Billions they make every year. A middle-class citizen pays 20% or more. Most 'Billies' don't pay - due to a Tax system rigged by many Republican Congresses since Reagan - (an…
The U. S. is set to go bankrupt this January. No Tax Money in the Till. Nothing To Pay the Bills. Since Reagan - the Rich have paid less and less taxes - so now Billionaires like Trump Gets big tax Refunds. Twenty years of Republican Congr…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Republican Liz Cheney says that Trump has got to be he biggest, piece of whale shit on the entire planet. Cheney says that not only is the Trumpturd a damn pussy grabbing Nazi, but he is also a tax evader, a draf…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - More bad news for the evil PG (pussy grabber). After being fucking forced to release his income tax returns, it appears that we all now know why the orange dipshit adamantly refused to release them. Hillary an…
One of Ferret News' Hot Foxy lady reporters interviews Trump - as Congress gets ready to release his Tax returns. Trump spoke while standing near the lady and looking down her blouse. Yes - it's basically true - I a Billionaire didn't pay any…
Jeremy Hunt - forced by Rishi to wear a Robin Hood Outfit - (to dramatize he is Hunting for solutions to Britain's problems) - met the press recently to outline new tax rules. He is Decreasing taxes on the Rich - long a Tory obsession - and increasin…
This is Basil Blathering of the Olde Church News. I have just re - read the novels by Ayn Rand-that Russian Conservative who became a great success story in America. The lady who believed Greed is Good and produces the best for the most people. Sort…
Donald Trump recently buried his first wife, Ivana, at the National Golf Club in NJ. The 465-acre, 38-hole golf club is now a cemetery and is exempt from all sales and income taxes and any other taxes. Thinking ahead, Trump, either spent cash…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says that he has just about had his fill of one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's incessant bellyaching that the election was stolen, that Pelosi is an illegal alien from Japan, and that his dick (Trum…
There are more cows and sheep than people in New Zealand. And those animals (not the people) have been getting a free ride for too long. Get ready for the ass tax! Greenhouse gas emission, especially methane, from the assholes of cows and the b…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently met with members of the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the MLS in the Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy Conference Room. POTUS spoke at length with outspoken NRA coaches Steve Kerr of the Golden State Warr…
Chancellor Rishi Sunak has revealed that despite managing the finances of the UK, he doesn't actually know what taxes are. When asked by a journalist at a press conference, he said, "Is that what you call it? The money that all those people give to t…
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