Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Prince William getting fat and going bald
London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.
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Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...
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Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results
The results of DNA testing in the Bahamas will establish beyond any doubt that baby Dannielynn is the daughter of Prince William, putting Anna Nicole Smith's daughter second in line to the British throne.
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Royal Family Members Are Asked by "Certain High-Up Functionaries" If They Would Consider A Coup on the U.S. Executive Branch
Buckingham Palace In the interest of transparency, it was revealed {leaked} that a portion of the population (99.9%, i.e. everybody) in the U.S. would prefer having a member of the British Royal Family take over the Executive branch of the U.S. Gove...
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Wills and Kate can't afford £5 million Kensington Palace rent
London - The £100,000 per week rent is way out of their league a Palace spokesperson admitted today as Red Top nutz talked up reports about Princess Margaret's former home being handed on a sliver platter to hoaxer royals Wills and Kate. A 2002 Go...
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Will and Kate Visit Canada
Royal Baby Name Betting Latest
Prince William To Finally Have A Last Name
Kate Middleton's Blue Bikinied Baby Bump Papped
Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding
Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
William and Kate met with MI6 codebreaker at Anglesey love nest
Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level
Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits
Guardian Reporter Sacked for Refusing to Write About Pattinson, Pippa, Piers, Pitt, Palin, Posh, The Prince or Kristen Stewart
Kate's baby: Due to Immaculate Conception
Royal Baby Is A Lizard
Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched
The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised. These would include: Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Mi...
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Prince Louis Learns To Speak With The Help Of Gordon Ramsay
Royal tot, Prince Louis, has learned to speak his first few words in the English language, thanks to the help of TV celebrity cook, Gordon Ramsay. His mum, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, says that Louis, 19 months, who can already speak Lati...
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Queen Elizabeth II: The baby shan't spoil one's holiday plans
WINDSOR - Queen Elizabeth II has issued a royal decree stating that the coming of William's and Kate's spawn shall hurry the hell up and get here so that her holiday plans don't get mucked up. Although Her Majesty has been doing the talking, it i...
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Kate & Will - Shock Announcement
Kate Middleton and Prince William have provided more information about their forthcoming wedding. The announcement will shock some people and puts in danger Government plans to make us all Happy. The statement reads: 'Kate & Will wish to ma...
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Wills and Kate to sign Prenuptial agreement
Already being touted as a thoroughly modern marriage, Prince William and Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor are set to sign a prenup. The Spoof's Royal correspondant Oliver Champagne has seen details of the couple's agreement. "Yes...
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Lost RAF files hold excruciatingly embarrassing Prince William data
London - (Royal Arse Mess): Mind-bogglingly sordid details of Royal Air Force recruit Prince William's security vetting assessment resulots have been lost by the MoD. Wills scored positive on hidden criminal convictions, soaring drug dealer and c...
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The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
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Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"
Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches, and not royal enough when talking to crowd...
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Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures
It is reported that HM the Queen is angry that other royals are fighting a rearguard action to save the RAF bases at Kinloss and Lossiemouth on the Moray Firth, Scotland. Philip of Macedoine is reported to have blasted the Secretary of Defence, Li...
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Royal Couple Finds Cure For Cancer, Steals Global Spotlight Back From America
LONDON-In what is being hailed as the most significant news since the death of Osama Bin Laden several months ago, which in itself was the biggest news since the royal wedding a couple days before that, the royal couple has dumbfounded scientists the...
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Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers
Sensational news that Royal Correspondents across all networks and all sections of the media are tonight saying that they've "Had enough" in the wake of the Royal Wedding. Sir Findlay Fotheringay- Phipps, Convener and Shop Steward for the National As...
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Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone
The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...
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Queen to watch Prince William collect university degree in the geography of Eigg
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Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim
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Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate
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Wills & Harry in plot to nuke RAF Lyneham
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Prince William The Master Of The Bleeding Obvious
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Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding to 'be done on a budget'
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Wills and Kate announce Royal Wedding plans
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Kate's Breasts - Britain's Rage
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Palace publicity stunt as naked man sits on Duke of Cambridge's face
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Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
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Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superpranny, being helicoptered to an underwater darts match
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Prince William And Kate Middleton Nazi Wedding Spectacular
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Is the Royal Wedding on Friday a sham?
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Kate and William look-a-likes stood in for them at the Jubilee Concert
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William and Justin Bieber in hush-hush 1am rendezvous as Kate's baby pics vanish
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Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos
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Cameron trying to create events to hide behind
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Palace Hit by "Royal" Baby Protest
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Prince William Expected To Pull Through!
