Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth

NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...

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Funny story: SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...

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Funny story: On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...

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Funny story: Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton

Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton

The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man

Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man

Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...

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Funny story: Royal Baby Is A Lizard

Royal Baby Is A Lizard

The newborn son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is a lizard. That's the amazing claim that's been made by one-time Hereford United goalkeeper and BBC TV presenter David Icke, who went mad in the 1990s. Icke made his comment after the Duke...

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Funny story: 'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...

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Funny story: Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding

Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding

Spook detective and International Talker Of Bollocks, Derek Acorah has sensationally channelled Princess Diana from beyond the grave, to seek approval for William and Kate's impending matrimony. The craggy faced Liverpudlian ghost worrier told rep...

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Funny story: Location Location Location: The Wills and Kate challenge

Location Location Location: The Wills and Kate challenge

Channel 4 favourite Location etc etc have been approached by happy couple Prince William and Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor to help to find their dream home as they plan to begin their lives together. Presenters Phil Spencer and K...

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Funny story: World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding

World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding

The world is running out of Rich Tea biscuits as brides-to-be rush to buy them in bulk in order to duplicate the 2nd wedding cake Prince William has ordered. His favourite bickies are, apparently Rich Tea bickies. He probably sucked on them when he was a baby, and perhpaps still does. Prince William has ordered a Rich Tea and Chocolate cake to be especially made as an alternative to the 'of...

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Funny story: Queen to watch Prince William collect university degree in the geography of Eigg

Queen to watch Prince William collect university degree in the geography of Eigg

Eigg is the second largest of ‘The Small Isles' and is located in the zone between the Isle of Skye to the north and the Ardamurchan peninsula to the south. Eigg, at some 8km by 6km is more than large enough for its 60 inhabitants.

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Funny story: The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

Spoof writer, Lady Godiva, recently caught up with two of her favourite characters, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both hailing from Middlesbrough, Cleveland (?) England. Lady G. met the girls in their favourite restaurant at Morrison's Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough branch. When asked their opionions on the recent 'Royal Engagment' Takwana commented, "Oh yeah! A did 'ear summat abou...

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Funny story: William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role

William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role

Anglesey - The retirement of RAF Sea King helicopters means Wills and other search/rescue pilots are on the scrapheap - unless they're re-employed by private contractors bidding for the government contract. Whitehall rumors reckon that carriers su...

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Funny story: Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.

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Funny story: Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits

Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits

News has just reached us that yet another Royal baby has been conceived, and will be making an appearance sometime in the Spring. The exact date has not been announced, but, frankly, who cares? There was a time when a new addition to the royal fam...

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Funny story: Prince William getting fat and going bald

Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.

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Funny story: Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William

Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William

A photographer for the Sun Newspaper revealed that he was considering taking legal action against Prince William and his on-off girlfriend, Kate Middleton, following a number of incidents that he claimed 'invaded his priv...

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Funny story: British Officer "HRH" Torture Leak Rebuke

British Officer "HRH" Torture Leak Rebuke

Whitehall and the Government are in shock tonight after a leaked recording alleged to be of a British RAF Officer - identified only as "HRH" - torturing an Afghan civilian was released by Welsh whistle-blowing website Wikileeks. It has sparked demands for a forces-wide review, and for the officer in question to be sharply rebuked. The true horror of the acts can only be appreciated in transc...

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Funny story: 10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home

10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home

10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home: 1. No dogs are allowed inside (with the exception of Camilla if she phones first) 2. No staff (Will and Kate will do the cooking and cleaning themselves, even keep the gardens nice coz they want to save the country some money.) 3. They have a hand made quilt on the kitchen floor, sent as a wedding gift from...

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