Prince William getting fat and going bald
London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.
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Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait
The wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Barker-Powles, appears semi-naked in the new Royal Family photograph by Sergei Pavlenko, which can be seen at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters exhibition from today.
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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The Duke of Umbridge
Prince William has said “we must crack homelessness,” as he launched a new drive aimed at reducing homelessness today. We at Back and to the Left news believe that we saw how to solve homelessness by doing what the Government did during lockdown, and…
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Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy
In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
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Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett
Seeking to undo the sulk inducing news that two new polls show the public prefers King William and Queen Cinderella over King Charles and Queen Camilla, the Prince of Wales demonstrated his peerless knack for bad-to-worse by announcing his darling wi...
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Cameron trying to create events to hide behind
Prince William & Kate Middleton To Perform Amazing Stunt in Hyde Park
Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level
Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced
Prince William Ratzinger to present Bafta fellowship gong
Kate Middleton: "Wills was a complete sex addict!"
Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
New William stunt as he lands chopper in Kate's back passage
Princess Diana Inquest Latest: Sir Elton John To Write Another New Song
Prince William joins Mile High Club
Prince William helps to dry Kate Middleton's smalls

Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family
A young girl from Flea Holler, Tennessee has claimed to be carrying the unborn child of Prince William of England. In the past few months, she has also said that she is married to a Prince from Monaco (Albert), engaged to Prince Harry, and from the...
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Diplomatic service CEO slams royals' London 2012 gravy train bung
London - The head of the UK Diplomatic Corpse has denounced Wills, Kaye and Harry for gorging their snouts in the Olympics gravy train trough. Sir Archibald Hoggsworth-Attashay said today the newly appointed London 2012 ambassadors 'were only in i...
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Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of "Jus Primae Noctis" (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son's upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called "droit du seigneur" (the lord's right) allo...
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Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods
With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
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The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
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William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role
Anglesey - The retirement of RAF Sea King helicopters means Wills and other search/rescue pilots are on the scrapheap - unless they're re-employed by private contractors bidding for the government contract. Whitehall rumors reckon that carriers su...
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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000
LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
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Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published
Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...
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Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.
Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...
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William in secret £100 million Princess Di life insurance scam
London - (Ponzi Wept): Auditors have uncovered a £100 million insurance scam about to dosh up Prince William on the event of his wedding day. Diana's life was mysteriously insured for the preposterous sum just two days before the fatal Pont d'Alma...
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Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple
Ace axeman Slash has intervened to smooth troubled waters in a Royal spat. The Velvet Revolver riffmeister was apparently mooching around last weekend when he heard raised voices at Clarence House. A friend of his told us: "He was just chilling...
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Breakup: A Hoax!
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Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William
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Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding
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Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding to 'be done on a budget'
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Royal Wedding Whispered Conversations Decoded
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Wills and Kate Plan To Give Their Coco der Mer Coconut Love Nut Honeymoon Gift Shaped Like Pippa's Butt To Queen Elizabeth
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William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.
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Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos
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Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
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Princes go on Goodies Bike Ride - Goodies, goodie-goodie-yum-yum!
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Royal Wedding Merchandising Bans To Be Strictly Enforced
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Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding
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Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!
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Prince William Is Royally Thrilled Over The New "Kiss Me Kate" Beer
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Prince William To Finally Have A Last Name
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Canada had TWO July 1st celebrations
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Hideous over-embellished outfit and manic hair-flicking as Kate Middleton 'comforts' traumatised Brum
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Wills and Kate furious as bootleg snaps show them playing 'bored' games on honeymoon
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Royal Baby Commemorative Mugs Already On Sale