Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...
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Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy
In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone
The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...
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Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot
London - Credit the newest retro fashion wave to one of the most established families in the western hemisphere. In April the photogenic Prince William was spotted at a polo match sporting a colorful ascot, the rest is quickly turning into fas...
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Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt
Photos emerged last night on a leading entertainment website of bonny Prince Harry completely naked in the showers with Double Double Olympic Gold medallist Insane Bolt. The Palace blocked usage of the images in local paper The Windsor Times, but...
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Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin
Wills & Harry in plot to nuke RAF Lyneham
Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!
Kate Middleton's coke-dealer uncle barred from royal nuptials
Royal Wedding: The Entertainment
Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding
Being Vladimir Putin's assistant not a proper job Queen tells Kate Middleton
Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures
Wills and Kate may as well have been sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole
Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
Prince William's FIFA carpet burns pics posted online
Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
Kate & Will - Shock Announcement
Kate Middleton and Prince William have provided more information about their forthcoming wedding. The announcement will shock some people and puts in danger Government plans to make us all Happy. The statement reads: 'Kate & Will wish to ma...
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Kate Middleton: Inside The Mind Of A Future Queen.
It seems this lovely young lady, who has captured all our hearts - not just Prince William's - is destined to be our Queen one day. We know what she looks like and the official life story. But what is she like underneath the royal glamour? What makes her tick? We sent society editor Melissa Blit-Head to find out. Here is her exclusive report... The Hon Jemima Boden-Boden has known Kate...
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Royal wedding omen as ToCatchA-Prince romps in at Fakenham
Norfolk - (Royal Ass Mess): Next year's royal nuptials of a fake prince and a silly little minx were upstaged at Fakenham racecourse yesterday. A 13 year-old gelding - a racewhorse minus its chestnutz - called ToCatchA-Prince romped in at 250-1 in...
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Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos
NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Kate Middleton is getting more publicity than all of the British royalty combined including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and the Duke of Liverpool AKA Timmy Tockerticky. Kate's hubby P...
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Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published
Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...
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Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey. Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...
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Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day
London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...
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Prince Philip Plans On Surprising Queen Elizabeth With A Puppy On Her 85th Birthday
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth will be celebrating her 85th birthday on April 21. Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that when Prince Philip asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday she replied for him to surprise her. At first Philip figured that he would buy her a brand new yacht, but then he realized that she had not used the one he bought for her back in 1995. He then thought...
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Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee
Prince Harry and Prince William did not sing the traditional words to the National Anthem during the Diamond Jubilee finale. Expert Lip readers were brought in to attempt to work out what they were singing. "We think they were singing something ab...
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Kate Middleton denies palace tryst
LONDON -- The royals are not above showing a little of their majestic bodies on occasion. Exhibitionist Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cornhole and wife of Prince William, is proof of that, having shown her regal tatas to the world and having flashed her...
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The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
Prince William is said to be 'furious' after his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, allegedly upset his wife-to-be, the commoner Kate Middleton. The row took place in Buckingham Palace late one evening, sources say, and resulted in Miss Middleton st...
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