Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…
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Prince William getting fat and going bald
London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.
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Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…
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Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band
LONDON – (UK Satire) – After not wanting to reveal who their favorite rock band is, William and Kate finally divulged the band’s name to noted English news agency writer Loretta Piffinshaw, with Ta Ta For Now News. The happy, musically inclined ro…
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt
Photos emerged last night on a leading entertainment website of bonny Prince Harry completely naked in the showers with Double Double Olympic Gold medallist Insane Bolt. The Palace blocked usage of the images in local paper The Windsor Times, but...
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Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait
Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!
Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception
Princess Diana Inquest Latest: Sir Elton John To Write Another New Song
Prince Harry Tells Prince William Not To Ever Call Him or Text Him Again
Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst
More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced
Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake
The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl
Buckingham Palace Mails Out 1,900 Wedding Invitations - Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York Does Not Get One
Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding
Prince William Makes Thinning Hair Sexy
Who’d of thought? Maybe Dorothy Parker said, “If you’re thin, you can get away with murder.” Of course, she was directing her opinion about one’s dress and not the real thing of murder. Gisele Bundchen can wear a potato sack and look fashiona…
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Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied
LONDON - (Satire News) - The two royal brothers, who are also Queen Elizabeth's grandsons, are still fussing, feuding, and fuzzing, as if they are the English version of West Virginia's The Hatfields and The McCoys. Prince William and Prince Harry…
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Prince William Is Given Queen Elizabeth's Very Expensive Gold Plated Skateboard
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The golden skateboard that her majesty had received from King Fashami of Saudia Arabia has been bequeathed to Queen Elizabeth's grandson Prince William. According to The Royal Fog Research Group the skateboard is valued at £…
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Prince William Is Devastated As He Finds Out That His Wife Kate Has Been Cheating On Him
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the BBC is that the eldest son of King Charles III, is extremely depressed. It seems that Prince William, who is married to Kate "The Flirt" Middleton has learned that KM has been having intima…
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Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!
Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding! Replying to a ques...
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Prince William Is Thinking About Selling "Buffy" The Fox Hunt Horse That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Him
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that King Charles III, is not a happy monarch at the present time. It seems that Charles, has learned from an investigator with Scotland Yard, that his eldest son Prince William,…
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Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine
LONDON – (UK Satire) – There appears to be a bit of a storm brewing in the house of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Tickety Boo News reports that William and Catherine are on the outs due to a report that was put out by Piers Morgan, which stat…
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Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'
London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
Prince William is said to be 'furious' after his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, allegedly upset his wife-to-be, the commoner Kate Middleton. The row took place in Buckingham Palace late one evening, sources say, and resulted in Miss Middleton st...
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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000
LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
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Queen Elizabeth Leaves Her Fox Hunting Horse (Buffy) To Her Eldest Grandson Prince William
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Everyone knows that Prince William, one of Queen Elizabeth's grandsons loved to go on fox hunts with his granny. Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News, said that Wils was thrilled when he learned from his dad, King Cha…
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Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day
London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...
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Queen's disaster tourist Prince William pulls out of Australia/New Zealand visit
London - 'Royal tragedy voyeurism' is how one disgruntled blogger put it as details of next week's vanity trip were first announced. A Palace decision to send Prince William on a tour of catastrophe-hit areas of Australia and New Zealand has now b...
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Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
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Queen's disaster tourist Prince William pulls out of Australia/New Zealand visit
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000
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Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band
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Queen Elizabeth Leaves Her Fox Hunting Horse (Buffy) To Her Eldest Grandson Prince William
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Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat
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Prince William Makes Thinning Hair Sexy
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Prince William getting fat and going bald
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Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!
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Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day
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Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt
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Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine
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Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied
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Prince William Is Given Queen Elizabeth's Very Expensive Gold Plated Skateboard
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Prince William Is Thinking About Selling "Buffy" The Fox Hunt Horse That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Him
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Prince William Is Devastated As He Finds Out That His Wife Kate Has Been Cheating On Him
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