Funny story - Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story - Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

A young girl from Flea Holler, Tennessee has claimed to be carrying the unborn child of Prince William of England. In the past few months, she has also said that she is married to a Prince from Monaco (Albert), engaged to Prince Harry, and from the...

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Funny story - Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...

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Funny story - Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

The wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Barker-Powles, appears semi-naked in the new Royal Family photograph by Sergei Pavlenko, which can be seen at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters exhibition from today.

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Funny story - Kate Middleton Says The "Nude" Photos of Her Are Not Really Her - Prince William Agrees

Kate Middleton Says The "Nude" Photos of Her Are Not Really Her - Prince William Agrees

LONDON - A group of photos which have been making the rounds lately proporting to be of Kate Middleton are fake according to the woman who should know, Kate Middleton. Middleton said that she first learned of the photos when she received a text message from her future grandmother-in-law Elizabeth. Kate was so shocked to see the word "Nude" on her cell phone screen that she dropped the phone...

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Funny story - Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding

Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding

Prior to their departure for a two-week honeymoon in Blackpool the royal couple Prince Willam and Kate and guests will be entertained by some of the world's top perforrmers during their wedding banquet. On the list are: Satan; who will give a rendition of "God Save the Queen" on the didgeridoo, his favourite instrument. Bono and U2, blasting out some of their biggest hits including the...

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Funny story - Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"

Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"

Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches, and not royal enough when talking to crowd...

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Funny story - Pictured: the discreet Highland crack den where Kate Middleton is schmoozing William into red-blooded heterosexuality

Pictured: the discreet Highland crack den where Kate Middleton is schmoozing William into red-blooded heterosexuality

Ballybollox Castle, Scotland - (Festive Fisting Mess): The UK media is all agog at recently released pictures of a 'simple Highland crack dealing den' on the Old Queen Mum's former Birkhall estate. The hut is where Koo Stark's bastard spawn Kate M...

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Funny story - William in secret £100 million Princess Di life insurance scam

William in secret £100 million Princess Di life insurance scam

London - (Ponzi Wept): Auditors have uncovered a £100 million insurance scam about to dosh up Prince William on the event of his wedding day. Diana's life was mysteriously insured for the preposterous sum just two days before the fatal Pont d'Alma...

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Funny story - What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

In order to answer this simple question our magazine "Conned Weekly" contacted Lord Hiram Abiff Cook of the British Foreign Office London who candidly answered unaware that we had recorded the conversation. Here is what he said: Well, old sport...

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Funny story - Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level

Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level

Buckingham Palace today announced firmly that Prince William will not be marrying Kate Middleton following speculation that the couple are back together.

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Funny story - Civil partnership at 35 for Pretender's heir apparent

Civil partnership at 35 for Pretender's heir apparent

Clarence House - (Ass Mess): Prince William will have a Civil Partnership similar to Elton John's with David Furnish when he's 35 according to Clarence House sources today.

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Funny story - Prince William: the day they told me I'd never be King

Prince William: the day they told me I'd never be King

Buckingham Palace - (Republican Mess): Prince William has told pals about the first time he was officially told he had less chance of ever becoming King of England than the dodgy one-armed Jihadi known as Abu Hamza.

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Funny story - Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding

Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of "Queen Victoria's Secret" gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his b...

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Funny story - Prince William getting fat and going bald

Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.

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Funny story - Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Amid the gathering storm over topless pictures of Kate Middleton topless on vacation in France, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge continued with their tour of Essex today by visiting the Stacey Solomons Island of Dagenham. They were greeted upon a...

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Funny story - William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role

William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role

Anglesey - The retirement of RAF Sea King helicopters means Wills and other search/rescue pilots are on the scrapheap - unless they're re-employed by private contractors bidding for the government contract. Whitehall rumors reckon that carriers su...

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Funny story - Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!

Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!

London - (Mario Testosterone News): As con artists go Tony and Cherie surely take the biscuit. But their respective little bastards may be outdoing them in the deception stakes this week. Posing in a St James' Palace reception room the couple k...

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Funny story - Monday's trainwreck astrology: Wikileaks claims Bill Clinton and JK Rowling 'are Prince William DNA parents'

Monday's trainwreck astrology: Wikileaks claims Bill Clinton and JK Rowling 'are Prince William DNA parents'

London - (Death Star Stuff): The poison pus of public orifice that is William Jefferson Clinton is finally ready to burst. Forty years of covering up this putrid boil are being exposed in a damning Wikileaks revelation. This coincides with Mon...

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Funny story - Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone

Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone

London - (Pretender Bender): "We thought long and hard how to dupe these bastards," the head of the Royal Protection Racket policing admitted today. "Then someone came up with the novelty ringtone idea after seeing the Nolans on a Morcambe & W...

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