Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...
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SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage
Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton
The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...
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Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...
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Kate Middleton: "Wills was a complete sex addict!"
Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy
Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Special Aid" Allegations
Prince William and Prince Harry Gear Up for Hollywood Stardom
William to ride trusty steed Gravytrain in Trooping the Colour
Buckingham Palace Honeymoon Suite Needed Bed Replacement for Obama's Visit
Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying
Prince William Carried Ring In Rucksack For Three Weeks With Dirty Underkegs
Pippa Middleton Announces She's Giving Her Sister Kate Middleton a Baby Shower
Curiously asexual Wills/Kate chemistry...but royal bride sizzles with brother-in-law Harry!
Kate Middleton Using Craigslist for Royal Palace Furnishings
Royal Honeymoon Destination Revealed... A B&B In Blackpool!
Royal Baby Is A Lizard
The newborn son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is a lizard. That's the amazing claim that's been made by one-time Hereford United goalkeeper and BBC TV presenter David Icke, who went mad in the 1990s. Icke made his comment after the Duke...
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'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster
Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...
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Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding
Spook detective and International Talker Of Bollocks, Derek Acorah has sensationally channelled Princess Diana from beyond the grave, to seek approval for William and Kate's impending matrimony. The craggy faced Liverpudlian ghost worrier told rep...
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Location Location Location: The Wills and Kate challenge
Channel 4 favourite Location etc etc have been approached by happy couple Prince William and Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor to help to find their dream home as they plan to begin their lives together. Presenters Phil Spencer and K...
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World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding
The world is running out of Rich Tea biscuits as brides-to-be rush to buy them in bulk in order to duplicate the 2nd wedding cake Prince William has ordered. His favourite bickies are, apparently Rich Tea bickies. He probably sucked on them when he was a baby, and perhpaps still does. Prince William has ordered a Rich Tea and Chocolate cake to be especially made as an alternative to the 'of...
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Queen to watch Prince William collect university degree in the geography of Eigg
Eigg is the second largest of ‘The Small Isles' and is located in the zone between the Isle of Skye to the north and the Ardamurchan peninsula to the south. Eigg, at some 8km by 6km is more than large enough for its 60 inhabitants.
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The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough
Spoof writer, Lady Godiva, recently caught up with two of her favourite characters, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both hailing from Middlesbrough, Cleveland (?) England. Lady G. met the girls in their favourite restaurant at Morrison's Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough branch. When asked their opionions on the recent 'Royal Engagment' Takwana commented, "Oh yeah! A did 'ear summat abou...
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William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role
Anglesey - The retirement of RAF Sea King helicopters means Wills and other search/rescue pilots are on the scrapheap - unless they're re-employed by private contractors bidding for the government contract. Whitehall rumors reckon that carriers su...
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Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits
News has just reached us that yet another Royal baby has been conceived, and will be making an appearance sometime in the Spring. The exact date has not been announced, but, frankly, who cares? There was a time when a new addition to the royal fam...
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British Officer "HRH" Torture Leak Rebuke
Whitehall and the Government are in shock tonight after a leaked recording alleged to be of a British RAF Officer - identified only as "HRH" - torturing an Afghan civilian was released by Welsh whistle-blowing website Wikileeks. It has sparked demands for a forces-wide review, and for the officer in question to be sharply rebuked. The true horror of the acts can only be appreciated in transc...
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10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home
10 things you need to know about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's home: 1. No dogs are allowed inside (with the exception of Camilla if she phones first) 2. No staff (Will and Kate will do the cooking and cleaning themselves, even keep the gardens nice coz they want to save the country some money.) 3. They have a hand made quilt on the kitchen floor, sent as a wedding gift from...
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Wills and Kate may as well have been sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole
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Illuminati groom new Bin Laden
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William & Kate Honeymoon Secret Revealed
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Hideous over-embellished outfit and manic hair-flicking as Kate Middleton 'comforts' traumatised Brum
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Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!
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Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers
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Commuters blame royal wedding hex for Bond Street tube jumper
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Prince William does not wish to be King. Wise man!
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
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McQueen to design dress for Royal Wedding
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Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding
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Kate Middleton denies palace tryst
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Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"
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Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched
