Funny story - Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…

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Funny story - Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat

Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…

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Funny story - Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band

Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band

LONDON – (UK Satire) – After not wanting to reveal who their favorite rock band is, William and Kate finally divulged the band’s name to noted English news agency writer Loretta Piffinshaw, with Ta Ta For Now News. The happy, musically inclined ro…

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Funny story - Prince William getting fat and going bald

Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.

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Funny story - Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine

Prince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine

LONDON – (UK Satire) – There appears to be a bit of a storm brewing in the house of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Tickety Boo News reports that William and Catherine are on the outs due to a report that was put out by Piers Morgan, which stat…

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Funny story - Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'

Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'

London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...

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Funny story - Prince Harry Tells Prince William Not To Ever Call Him or Text Him Again

Prince Harry Tells Prince William Not To Ever Call Him or Text Him Again

BEVERLY HILLS, California - (UK Satire) - The BBC has stated that Prince Harry of America has informed his brother Prince William of England that he is never to call or text him again. Harry said that he is sick and tired of Wils and his wife, Kat…

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Funny story - Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt

Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt

Photos emerged last night on a leading entertainment website of bonny Prince Harry completely naked in the showers with Double Double Olympic Gold medallist Insane Bolt. The Palace blocked usage of the images in local paper The Windsor Times, but...

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Funny story - Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied

Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied

LONDON - (Satire News) - The two royal brothers, who are also Queen Elizabeth's grandsons, are still fussing, feuding, and fuzzing, as if they are the English version of West Virginia's The Hatfields and The McCoys. Prince William and Prince Harry…

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Funny story - Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Photographers at the Royal Wedding will be prepared for all things: bad weather, poor lighting, distance shots, etc. They are also, however, preparing for events not generally anticipated, like nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Coveted press pos...

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Funny story - Royal Honeymoon Destination Revealed... A B&B In Blackpool!

Royal Honeymoon Destination Revealed... A B&B In Blackpool!

Well would you believe it? Prince William and Kate Middleton's honeymoon destination can be revealed this afternoon; and in keeping with the 'common touch' so evident in the multi-million pound lavish ceremony of pomp and pageantry held at Westminste...

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Funny story - The Royal Boys Wils and Harry Now Say That They Cannot Stand Each Other!

The Royal Boys Wils and Harry Now Say That They Cannot Stand Each Other!

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Word filtering out of Buck House, as British comedian Ricky Gervais refers to Buckingham Palace, is that the queen is one very upset monarch. And the thing that has got Queen Elizabeth in such a tizzy is the fact that her tw…

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Funny story - Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures

Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures

It is reported that HM the Queen is angry that other royals are fighting a rearguard action to save the RAF bases at Kinloss and Lossiemouth on the Moray Firth, Scotland. Philip of Macedoine is reported to have blasted the Secretary of Defence, Li...

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Funny story - 'Dowdy' Kate will never get pregnant 'by dressing like Camilla'

'Dowdy' Kate will never get pregnant 'by dressing like Camilla'

London - Frumpy clothes and mediocre dentistry are scaring off fertilization of whatever eggs are still left in the basketcase. That's the verdict from LA tonight where Kate Middleton's glad rags were mocked by sharp-dressing celebs at a charity p...

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Funny story - Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

(SPOOF NEWS) - Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye, much like his womanizing uncle Prince Andrew, is denying rumors that he and a very popular pole dancer were spotted holding hands at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club" in So…

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Funny story - Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...

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Funny story - Wills and Harry gobsmacked as royal protection cops' betting syndicate bombs owing millions in online scam

Wills and Harry gobsmacked as royal protection cops' betting syndicate bombs owing millions in online scam

London - (Royal Ass Mess): William, Harry, silly little wannabe royal trollops Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy plus their official dealers Dave Skunk and Hughie Crackhead are in a state of shock this weekend.

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Funny story - Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...

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Funny story - Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!

Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!

On the advice of royal physicians Prince William is to have all of his teeth extracted. Unlike normal people William's teeth have never stopped growing though up until just a few weeks ago there rate of growth had remained more or less steady. Most o...

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Funny story - William and Harry open Windsor Castle laptop dancing strip club

William and Harry open Windsor Castle laptop dancing strip club

Windsor - (Ass Mess): Clearly unfazed by recent romantic disappointments Prince William has financed an innovative internet-integrated strip club in a former pub called the Windsor Castle just yards away from his army barracks and asked brother Harry...

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