Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family
A young girl from Flea Holler, Tennessee has claimed to be carrying the unborn child of Prince William of England. In the past few months, she has also said that she is married to a Prince from Monaco (Albert), engaged to Prince Harry, and from the...
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Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy
In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
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Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait
The wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Barker-Powles, appears semi-naked in the new Royal Family photograph by Sergei Pavlenko, which can be seen at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters exhibition from today.
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Kate Middleton Says The "Nude" Photos of Her Are Not Really Her - Prince William Agrees
LONDON - A group of photos which have been making the rounds lately proporting to be of Kate Middleton are fake according to the woman who should know, Kate Middleton. Middleton said that she first learned of the photos when she received a text message from her future grandmother-in-law Elizabeth. Kate was so shocked to see the word "Nude" on her cell phone screen that she dropped the phone...
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Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding
Prior to their departure for a two-week honeymoon in Blackpool the royal couple Prince Willam and Kate and guests will be entertained by some of the world's top perforrmers during their wedding banquet. On the list are: Satan; who will give a rendition of "God Save the Queen" on the didgeridoo, his favourite instrument. Bono and U2, blasting out some of their biggest hits including the...
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Prince William has invited Charlie Sheen to his Bachelor Night
Pretender's son posted to family crack smuggling duties
Royal Baby Name Betting Latest
Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding
Wills and Lindsay to wed
Prince William's secret marriage plans revealed
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Prince William And Kate Middleton Attend Wedding Number 12 - Is Theirs On The Horizon With Baby Shocker?
Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett
Prince William Spends a Week in Crack Den
Princes William and Harry to get BBC3 Sketch Show
Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"
Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches, and not royal enough when talking to crowd...
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Pictured: the discreet Highland crack den where Kate Middleton is schmoozing William into red-blooded heterosexuality
Ballybollox Castle, Scotland - (Festive Fisting Mess): The UK media is all agog at recently released pictures of a 'simple Highland crack dealing den' on the Old Queen Mum's former Birkhall estate. The hut is where Koo Stark's bastard spawn Kate M...
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William in secret £100 million Princess Di life insurance scam
London - (Ponzi Wept): Auditors have uncovered a £100 million insurance scam about to dosh up Prince William on the event of his wedding day. Diana's life was mysteriously insured for the preposterous sum just two days before the fatal Pont d'Alma...
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What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?
In order to answer this simple question our magazine "Conned Weekly" contacted Lord Hiram Abiff Cook of the British Foreign Office London who candidly answered unaware that we had recorded the conversation. Here is what he said: Well, old sport...
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Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding
Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of "Queen Victoria's Secret" gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his b...
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Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands
Amid the gathering storm over topless pictures of Kate Middleton topless on vacation in France, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge continued with their tour of Essex today by visiting the Stacey Solomons Island of Dagenham. They were greeted upon a...
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William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role
Anglesey - The retirement of RAF Sea King helicopters means Wills and other search/rescue pilots are on the scrapheap - unless they're re-employed by private contractors bidding for the government contract. Whitehall rumors reckon that carriers su...
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Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!
London - (Mario Testosterone News): As con artists go Tony and Cherie surely take the biscuit. But their respective little bastards may be outdoing them in the deception stakes this week. Posing in a St James' Palace reception room the couple k...
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Monday's trainwreck astrology: Wikileaks claims Bill Clinton and JK Rowling 'are Prince William DNA parents'
London - (Death Star Stuff): The poison pus of public orifice that is William Jefferson Clinton is finally ready to burst. Forty years of covering up this putrid boil are being exposed in a damning Wikileaks revelation. This coincides with Mon...
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Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone
London - (Pretender Bender): "We thought long and hard how to dupe these bastards," the head of the Royal Protection Racket policing admitted today. "Then someone came up with the novelty ringtone idea after seeing the Nolans on a Morcambe & W...
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Kate Middleton's St Valentine's Day royal ultimatum
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Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake
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Honeymooning royals to cruise in Prince Jefri's ocean-going yacht 'Tits'
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
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Depression Sets In For Royal Wedding Followers
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Royal Couple Stay At Secret Location
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Second Gemini New Moon an eve-of-Solstice shocker
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Cowboy DNA found in Prince William's genome
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New Yorkers' disgust at $100,000-a-table Kate and William dinner
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Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot
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MoD cover-up as Wills and Harry fail drug test
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Prince William To Be Next James Bond
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
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Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate
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Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives
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SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage
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Wills and Kate can't afford £5 million Kensington Palace rent
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Royal Baby Is A Lizard
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