Funny story - Prince William getting fat and going bald

Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.

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Funny story - Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

The wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Barker-Powles, appears semi-naked in the new Royal Family photograph by Sergei Pavlenko, which can be seen at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters exhibition from today.

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story - The Duke of Umbridge

The Duke of Umbridge

Prince William has said “we must crack homelessness,” as he launched a new drive aimed at reducing homelessness today. We at Back and to the Left news believe that we saw how to solve homelessness by doing what the Government did during lockdown, and…

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Funny story - Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...

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Funny story - Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett

Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett

Seeking to undo the sulk inducing news that two new polls show the public prefers King William and Queen Cinderella over King Charles and Queen Camilla, the Prince of Wales demonstrated his peerless knack for bad-to-worse by announcing his darling wi...

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Funny story - Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

A young girl from Flea Holler, Tennessee has claimed to be carrying the unborn child of Prince William of England. In the past few months, she has also said that she is married to a Prince from Monaco (Albert), engaged to Prince Harry, and from the...

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Funny story - Diplomatic service CEO slams royals' London 2012 gravy train bung

Diplomatic service CEO slams royals' London 2012 gravy train bung

London - The head of the UK Diplomatic Corpse has denounced Wills, Kaye and Harry for gorging their snouts in the Olympics gravy train trough. Sir Archibald Hoggsworth-Attashay said today the newly appointed London 2012 ambassadors 'were only in i...

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Funny story - Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of "Jus Primae Noctis" (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son's upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called "droit du seigneur" (the lord's right) allo...

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Funny story - Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.

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Funny story - The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...

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Funny story - William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role

William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role

Anglesey - The retirement of RAF Sea King helicopters means Wills and other search/rescue pilots are on the scrapheap - unless they're re-employed by private contractors bidding for the government contract. Whitehall rumors reckon that carriers su...

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Funny story - Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...

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Funny story - Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...

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Funny story - Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded

Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded

Behind the scenes drama threatened the Royal Wedding today with the news that some guests' invitations were withdrawn at the last minute on the grounds that it would have been "inappropriate for them to attend". The Uruguayan Ambassador to the UK...

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Funny story - Wills and Harry banned from Beijing Games

Wills and Harry banned from Beijing Games

Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Wills and Harry have been banned from going to the Olympics after the Chinese found out they have had 'I Love The Dalai Llama' cartoons tattooed on their bottoms.

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Funny story - William in secret £100 million Princess Di life insurance scam

William in secret £100 million Princess Di life insurance scam

London - (Ponzi Wept): Auditors have uncovered a £100 million insurance scam about to dosh up Prince William on the event of his wedding day. Diana's life was mysteriously insured for the preposterous sum just two days before the fatal Pont d'Alma...

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Funny story - Another Royal Knees-up!

Another Royal Knees-up!

Chancellor George Osborne broke down in tears yesterday upon hearing the news of Wills and Kates upcoming 2011 Royal Wedding. "Geesuss fucking Christ" he was heard to scream, "just when I get the fucking national deficit all but cleared that bise...

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Funny story - Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple

Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple

Ace axeman Slash has intervened to smooth troubled waters in a Royal spat. The Velvet Revolver riffmeister was apparently mooching around last weekend when he heard raised voices at Clarence House. A friend of his told us: "He was just chilling...

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