Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...
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Kate & Will - Shock Announcement
Kate Middleton and Prince William have provided more information about their forthcoming wedding. The announcement will shock some people and puts in danger Government plans to make us all Happy. The statement reads: 'Kate & Will wish to ma...
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Being Vladimir Putin's assistant not a proper job Queen tells Kate Middleton
London - (Republican Mess): Kate Middleton has been told to stop her arms proliferation and drug running business on behalf of Vladimir Putin's 250+ London-based spooks and get a proper job to pay for any future wedding to William. That is the Pup...
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Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day
London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy
In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
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Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family
Prince Philip Plans On Surprising Queen Elizabeth With A Puppy On Her 85th Birthday
Prince William and the Curvy Cutie
Prince William Arrested for Smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine
Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits
Prince William: the day they told me I'd never be King
Royal wedding omen as ToCatchA-Prince romps in at Fakenham
Kate goes topless for charity!
Prince William off to the Caribbean for his drugs
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Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding
Prince William's FIFA carpet burns pics posted online
Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt
Photos emerged last night on a leading entertainment website of bonny Prince Harry completely naked in the showers with Double Double Olympic Gold medallist Insane Bolt. The Palace blocked usage of the images in local paper The Windsor Times, but...
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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000
LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
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The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
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Massive coronary fears as Palace tells Queen: "Pssst, Mark Thatcher is Kate Middleton's real Pa!"
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Spew, vomit, chunder. The sound of constant flushing of the royal ensuite lav has sent Palace lackeys mental as HM battles out raging dyspepsia brought on by the day's grim news. "At this rate she'll have a bloomin hea...
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Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...
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Kate Middleton's coke-dealer uncle barred from royal nuptials
London - (Reuterus): Gary Goldsmith is banned from next year's wedding after bringing disgrace to the Middleton family name. Last year he was caught by reporters in a classic red top sting after bragging about his 'By Royal Appointment' status.
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Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding
Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of "Queen Victoria's Secret" gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his b...
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Fears for William's Big Dipper as hit squad of shooting stars circles Windsor Castle
Berks - Astrologers working on Prince William's wedding chart reckon he's ploughing his own succession furrow - as a classic swastika formation of Lyrid meteor shower straddlles Windsor skies this Easter weekend. The annual celestial lightshow occ...
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Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton
The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...
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Pretender's son posted to family crack smuggling duties
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Kate Middleton: Inside The Mind Of A Future Queen.
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"My Great-Great-Great Grandfather did not marry that rich American woman for this!"
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Royal Wedding Merchandising Bans To Be Strictly Enforced
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Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'
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World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding
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Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
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Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded
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Palace Inquest As Waxwork Dummies Perform Royal Visit
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What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?
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Prince Harry and Prince William in Horseback Crusade Training
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Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton. Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!
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Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures
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Prince William to marry Kate Middleton, is she a Virgin?
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Prince William And Kate Middleton Nazi Wedding Spectacular
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Wills and Lindsay to wed
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Prince William does not wish to be King. Wise man!
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Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.
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Wills and Kate may as well have been sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole
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Wills and Kate furious as bootleg snaps show them playing 'bored' games on honeymoon
