BEVERLY HILLS, California - (UK Satire) - The BBC has stated that Prince Harry of America has informed his brother Prince William of England that he is never to call or text him again.
Harry said that he is sick and tired of Wils and his wife, Kate looking down on his sexy wife (Meghan Markle) simply because she has 10 times more money than the two of them.
It's no secret that Meghan inherited tons of money from her Aunt Betty Sue Friskweather, who owned over 600,000 shares of Microsoft.
Markle also invested in Southwest Airlines before it became a mega giant.
Harry noted that he also does not appreciate Willie saying that Kate has bigger tits than Meg; which Harry notes is not true since Meg is a D-cup and Kate is barely a B-cup.
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: Stay tuned for the intriguing Royal Brothers Feud.]
