Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 31 December 2010

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Will Susan Boyle choose THIS startling 'designer frock'?

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals.

It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the aisle in a jewel-encrusted buggy.

When asked about the lyrics, Elt. - as he is known to close friends - said they will be tastefully reflect the 'two sides of the track' from which the two sweethearts come. The words will tell about the coming together of two young hearts and he will NOT be putting the words to the music of 'Candle In The Wind'. He will be writing new music especially for Susan's voice, which he agrees is a 'new' challenge for him.

Susan is said to be very excited at the prospect of singing at the Royal Wedding and says she has also been invited to babysit Elt's son during the reception. She said that she HAD thought of wearing the gold dress she wore for her BGT audition but was told by her PA that it had already been cut up and auctionioned off to the Red Scarf Brigade (Subo fanatics) for ridiculously enormous amounts of money, all of which have been donated to Susan's favourite Children's Charity.

Tenders are out for a designer for Subo's dress. Top of the list is the designer Fuh Man Chu who specializes in 'Frocks for Royal Occasions'.

More on THE Wedding Plans as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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