BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker
In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...
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Iran Training 10,000 All-Female Ninja Killers
While abusing women in public, the CIA has gotten information that the Iranian government has an army of 10,000 women ninja warriors. Why this isn't getting out to the Western powers I don't know, because it's right there in print in the 'Strange...
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Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle
Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...
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U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal
In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...
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Trump locked and loaded for possible meeting with Rouhani next week in New York
Today Mr. Trump asserted he is not looking for a meeting with Iran’s Rouhani next week at the UN General Assembly. Mr. Rouhani, meanwhile, on Monday said he would not meet with Trump in New York. Nevertheless, Mr. Trump plans to be carrying, wi...
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Gasoline Prices In US Tumble To 10c A Gallon As Trump Inducts Saudi Arabia As 51st State
Following the September 14 attack on Saudi Arabia’s Aramco refineries, America promptly blamed Iran for the attack. “It’s an Act of War on US interests,” declared the world’s greatest sanction-slapper, President Donald Trump. “Oil is always a US inte...
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Iran gives up Nukes
Has Anjelica Huston Really Fooled The Arab World?
Iran Kidnaps Wilson Ramos' Kidneys for Hugo Chavez
Alan Greenspan Rants Against Threat to US Dollar Due to Iran and PetroEuro
Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence
Iran homegrown satellite 'will bombard Tel Aviv with Presidential-grade Pahlavi-Bud pollen'
Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump
United Nations: 'Holy ayatollah, forget about AK47s - the Iranians are well on their way to the H-Bomb'
Suffering From Writer's Block, Amadinejad Seeks Options
Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’
Israel Asked USA for Green Light to Bomb Iran; Bush Rejected
Ramadan earthquake prediction rattles Iran nuke factories
Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals
President Donald Trump may have 'bitten off more than he can chew' this time, after news emerged from inside Iran that the regime there had encouraged Iranian nationals - and other Arab sympathizers - to remove their sandals as a reaction to US aggre...
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Iran And Iraq Travel Advice Update
The killing of so-called terrorist leader, Qasem Soleimani, by US forces earlier this week has drawn stern warnings of revenge from Iran, and the British Foreign Office has issued new travel advice for Britons intending to travel to the area, and, in...
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I Thought These People Weren't Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!
I Thought These People Weren't Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest. According to the Tehran Times, over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week.
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Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone
Azerbaijan - The tarmac outside Baku International Airport arrivals lounge looks like a bomb site this weekend following a spat between the Russian mobster's private jet and a 'high tech' hunter-killer drone operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guar...
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Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz
Early yesterday Iran brought down a US RQ-Global Hawk drone. The size of a passenger airliner, this drone was surveiling in Kouhmobaruk air space near the Strait of Hormuz. It had released its scouring eye for any signs of mines, lower-flying...
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Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour
Once again the chant of “war with Iran, war with Iran, war with Iran” has besieged the US landscape. Communities throughout America can expect the Whirling Dwarfs Parade with their incessant chanting to sweep through town all summer long. Senat...
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Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”
White House, Washington: Donald Trump will be going to war with Iran, in order to improve the dining facilities for ordinary Iranians. “I say, do you hear me? I say this!” “Nobody, but nobody, beats America with Big Mac and Coke!” “So many...
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Barack Obama Gets Mad at Iran. . .Kinda
(Pittsburgh-PA) According to a speech at the recent G-20 Summit by President Barack Obama, the United States has "detailed evidence" that "Iran has been building a covert uranium enrichment facility." The speech mentioned the location of the Ira...
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US charge 6 in Iran Satellite debacle
The US have charged 6 people of violating at trade embargo put in place in 1995, by providing Iran with technology and parts which enabled them to successfully lunch a satellite with an on board camera. Assistant Secretary for US Immigration and C...
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Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the asymmetric battle between Iran and the United States, Iran shot down a RQ-4 Global Hawk in retaliation for the Sidewinder attack which took out 63 dromedaries earlier this week. This unmanned drone - which cost American tax...
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Sick House of Lords Humiliate Tessa Jowell
TED NEWKUM-NOW Offence Editor - Why-oh-why has the evil mad-eyed Horse of Lords forced shaken Tessa Jowell to hang her head in shame on a video nasty? For doing the heinous crime of trying to get a Las Vegas-style supercasino built in Bernard Manning...
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Bush Condems Military Intelligence
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People Are Not Impressed That UK Sailors Are Captured Gunpoint or Not
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Rove: "I Wish The Iraq War Never Existed - It Was Gonzales Idea"
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Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'
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Iran Scientists Develop Camel Flu Virus
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French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"
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Obama Announces Initiative to Find Divisibility Test for 7
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Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"
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Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It
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Ayatollah’s Rice Pudding Recipe ‘May Contain Nuts’
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Iran not interested in nuclear weapons
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Iran's President tied to US Men's Wear Warehouse
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Iran's Amadinejad Makes Nice To U.S.
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Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally
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Brown and Bush Warn Iran
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Iranian Fireworks Display: McCain Calls Apocalypse; Obama: Oooo Ahhh!
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Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book
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The King of Swords Looking Increasingly Persian
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Inventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave
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Trump Says He Can Eliminate New Iranian General Whilst He's Having A Bath
