US ratchets up defense against Iran with advertising campaigns into the disputed area
Anonymous sources at the State Department indicate a new campaign is underway to encourage resolution of conflicts—via advertising and subtle messages. The targets start with Iran, with extension of the new scheme to Venezuela and North Korea bei...
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I Thought These People Weren't Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!
I Thought These People Weren't Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest. According to the Tehran Times, over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week.
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Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”
White House, Washington: Donald Trump will be going to war with Iran, in order to improve the dining facilities for ordinary Iranians. “I say, do you hear me? I say this!” “Nobody, but nobody, beats America with Big Mac and Coke!” “So many...
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Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour
Once again the chant of “war with Iran, war with Iran, war with Iran” has besieged the US landscape. Communities throughout America can expect the Whirling Dwarfs Parade with their incessant chanting to sweep through town all summer long. Senat...
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Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book
President Donald Trump has said that Iran was just "unlucky" having had war declared upon itself by the US, and, had he rolled anything other than a 6, might have escaped the coming conflict, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Trump was twee...
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Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz
Early yesterday Iran brought down a US RQ-Global Hawk drone. The size of a passenger airliner, this drone was surveiling in Kouhmobaruk air space near the Strait of Hormuz. It had released its scouring eye for any signs of mines, lower-flying...
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Iran Sends 1,000 Hamburgers To Donald Trump
Obama Laughs At American People
Iranian Gun Boats Attack U.S. Drone In Gulf
Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone
Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus
Iranian President: "Global warming fabricated!"
Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!
Iran Bombs Tehran by Mistake Nuclear Test a Failure
Iran Buys Stolen Yellow Cake from China
Sleeper Gays Erupt in Mass Rioting after Iran Election Buggered!
Barack Obama To Release 'Peace' Single For Iran
Iran has dangerous stockpile of camel dung
Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals
President Donald Trump may have 'bitten off more than he can chew' this time, after news emerged from inside Iran that the regime there had encouraged Iranian nationals - and other Arab sympathizers - to remove their sandals as a reaction to US aggre...
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Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”
White House, Washington: Donald Trump outlines his War plans, based on the documentary series of Bilko. “As President of the United States, I feel compelled to advise you to watch the whole series of Sargeant Bilko, a well put together series of...
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Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the asymmetric battle between Iran and the United States, Iran shot down a RQ-4 Global Hawk in retaliation for the Sidewinder attack which took out 63 dromedaries earlier this week. This unmanned drone - which cost American tax...
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Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’
Tehran, Iran - (Dire Straits of Hormuz): Iranian fashionistas are up in arms after their president was ordered to get a sartorial make-over by Tehran’s notorious Gast-e-Ersad morality police. An entry in their FarsiFarceBook page has slammed Presi...
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Trump and Khamenei get down to it incognito in Club Methuselah
Looser Guccifer 2.O has just released (via NSA files) a recent meeting between the two leaders in a dank underground club in New York. These leaders must pose as very tough for their people, who look to them to be unflinching and very cool--versus...
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Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran
In an interview with The Guard Dog at The White House, Mr. Trump said, "All they have to do is call me,” Mr. Trump said. The phone was in his lap at this point. The Guard Dog then asked: “But, sir, there are reports all over mainstream media to...
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Trump and Bolton Anxious for Opportunity to Personally Lead Nation's Troops Into War With Iran
Washington - President Donald Trump and National Security Advisor John Bolton are looking forward to an opportunity to showcase the bravery they unfortunately couldn't exhibit during the Vietnam War, due to circumstances beyond their control, by donn...
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Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender
CAMEL DROPPINGS, Iran - The Iranian Minister of War has confirmed, previously unconfirmed reports, that yes, it is a fact that his country plans on invading France on Feb. 11, 2010. When the French government heard the news, they immediately began...
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Ron Paul Spelled Backwards: "Luap Nor" (Arabic For Nuke Israel)
SIOUX CITY, IOWA - In the debate last night, Congressman Ron Paul reached out to Iran President and fellow madman, Mahmoud Ahmadinejab. Looking like a troll dropping off the shoulders of a wire hanger, Paul defended the right of Iran to build a nucl...
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Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It
Columbia, New York, NY The Academic Community today was stunned at the news that Donald Trump announced his plans for dealing with the U.S. enemies such as Iran, North Korea, and Mexico. Trump announced that he planned to purchase Science in orde...
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An Interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Tehran, Iran, June, 2008: This reporter caught up with the Iranian president at the Tehran airport, as he was about to leave for a meeting with Fidel Castro in Cuba. Through his interpreter, he said there was only time for 10 questions about Iranian society. The reader should be aware that President Ahmadinejad always claims he is being misquoted in the American media.
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Irish embassy in Tehran relocates amid 'nasty' address mix-up
Tehran - The legation's splendid North Kamranieh Avenue mansion is being mothballed after years of abusive address mayhem. A global embassy address checker has long listed the Irish embassy as being located at 'No 8, Bomblast Didit Street, Tehran...
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