Toyota Develops The New Military Tank Cycle
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Toyota Corporation has just developed the new, state-of-the-art military Patton 17 Tank Cycle X. The new military war machine was tested out recently in Iran against Isis soldiers who ran for the hills (or rather…
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Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book
President Donald Trump has said that Iran was just "unlucky" having had war declared upon itself by the US, and, had he rolled anything other than a 6, might have escaped the coming conflict, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Trump was twee...
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US ratchets up defense against Iran with advertising campaigns into the disputed area
Anonymous sources at the State Department indicate a new campaign is underway to encourage resolution of conflicts—via advertising and subtle messages. The targets start with Iran, with extension of the new scheme to Venezuela and North Korea bei...
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John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea
In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.
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Iranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reputable source within the White House informed Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo, of a flotilla of seven Iranian cargo ships that are sailing towards Venezuela. The insider, who uses the clandestin…
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Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!
Saudi Arabia and Iran seem to have reacted quite insulted because BOJO has charged into their airspace like a bull in a China Shop; what's new? After lying and cheating to the British public over Brexit, he was then appointed Foreign Minister by M...
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Obama Announces Initiative to Find Divisibility Test for 7
US Anger Over 'Fiscal Cliff'
Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke banned in Iran
Iran Becomes Jewish State
Royal Navy Bidding War Begins In Earnest
Ahmadinnnerjacket launches lonely-hearts blog
Obama begs Iran to give him back his Christmas present, it was meant for North Korea!
Iranians Sapping & Impurifying America's Precious Bodily Fluids.
George W. Bush Reacts To Iranian Gay Marriage News
New Twist for Sex Education
Book Breaks Record At Library
Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'
Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...
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Trump exits Iran treaty, the world holds its breath...networks praise performance!
The national media in an unusual sign of restraint is reporting that President Donald Trump spoke powerfully on Tuesday when he signed the necessary documents to withdraw from the Iran nuclear treaty. There is behind the scenes speculation among many...
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Iran's Amadinejad Makes Nice To U.S.
(Tehran) - Anti-American radical Iranian president, Mahmoud Amadinejad, narrowly escaped serious injury yesterday when a launched U.S. made missile flew off course in Iraq, entered Iran, cruised through downtown Tehran, and flew right through Amadine...
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Iranian Suicide Bomb Plot Foiled
Tehran Iran, 19 August 2008: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran, is resting comfortably in a Tehran Hospital. The doctors will only say that he suffered bruises and lacerations in a fall from a great height. The CIA tells another story. About...
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Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iran
Tehran: 25/11/07:20:01 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded by US Officials (they get everywhere don't they?) as it tried to board a ship headed toward Ita...
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Canadian PM blames Trump for downed Ukraine jet, and also blames Winston Churchill for deaths of Allied soldiers during WW2
Wacky Canadian leader Justin Trudeau angrily denounced Donald Trump for the deaths of the innocent passengers on the Ukrainian passenger jet blown up by mistake by an Iranian missile, saying this was caused by the US assassination of Iranian Quds Gen...
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Gasoline Prices In US Tumble To 10c A Gallon As Trump Inducts Saudi Arabia As 51st State
Following the September 14 attack on Saudi Arabia’s Aramco refineries, America promptly blamed Iran for the attack. “It’s an Act of War on US interests,” declared the world’s greatest sanction-slapper, President Donald Trump. “Oil is always a US inte...
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Trump and Bolton Anxious for Opportunity to Personally Lead Nation's Troops Into War With Iran
Washington - President Donald Trump and National Security Advisor John Bolton are looking forward to an opportunity to showcase the bravery they unfortunately couldn't exhibit during the Vietnam War, due to circumstances beyond their control, by donn...
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Donald Trump Is Called A Little Weenie
Donald Trump was referred to as a Little Weenie for not conceding, and insisting he won the election, which he did not win. So, what is a Weenie? More specifically, what is a Little Weenie? According to a Google search (one need not go any further…
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Iran And Iraq Travel Advice Update
The killing of so-called terrorist leader, Qasem Soleimani, by US forces earlier this week has drawn stern warnings of revenge from Iran, and the British Foreign Office has issued new travel advice for Britons intending to travel to the area, and, in...
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Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump
A military drone today took out several rooms of the world renowned Mar-a-Lago. The target? The most insidious weapon ever deployed by Iran, a large Madagascar hissing cockroach. "It was spotted by Mrs Trump in the laboratory of their master bedro...
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Trump asserts election interference by Russia, Iran, Mars
US President Donald Trump affirmed today he had clear evidence Russia, Iran and Mars were interfering with the 2020 election. Speaking this morning at a campaign stop in South Bend, Indiana, the GOP leader said the FBI had presented him with proo…
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U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal
In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...
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Oxford Lose Boat Race After Iran Captures Crew
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President of Iran is secret part-time bingo caller
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Iran Will Not Go To Olympic Games
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election
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Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender
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Vacationing Iran scientist Shahram Amiri free to leave, says US: mixed signals from CIA and other tourguides confuse the issue
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US Pasta A Hit In Iran
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Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack
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Trump Says He Can Eliminate New Iranian General Whilst He's Having A Bath
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UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister
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Israel wipes out Iran
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Rove: "I Wish The Iraq War Never Existed - It Was Gonzales Idea"
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Iran Scientists Develop Camel Flu Virus
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Iran Agrees To Nuke Israel If Obama Removes Sanctions
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French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"
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Osama Bin Laden Videos Reveal a Soft Side to OBL
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Cult's fears for Iran nuke sites ahead of Saturday's total lunar eclipse
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Obama Laughs At American People
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Senator Graham and the new Republican Congress breathe firebolts and sacred vows on the need for sanctions plus war with Iran
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Donald Trump will travel to Green Zone to rally the troops and deliver major address
