ISIS suicide vests in global safety recall
ISIS has announced that hundreds of its suicide bombers will be laid off following a recall of suicide vests by their Iranian manufacturer. The Iranian manufacturer of the vests, Arash Onmabutt Corporation, declined to comment. ISIS spokesman Must...
Read full storyIranian President Jealous of Paul, the Psychic Octopus
Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during a speech he was giving at a national youth conference, condemned Paul, the Psychic Octopus as nothing more than a sham, a fake. He even went so far as to tell the young people that Octopi cannot communic...
Read full storyAlan Greenspan Rants Against Threat to US Dollar Due to Iran and PetroEuro
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-On Wednesday, US Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan ranted against the planned switch to the "PetroEuro" by Iran for oil sales which he claims endangers the PetroDollar and the plain old American greenback.
Read full storyJohn Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea
In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.
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Iran Friggin' Fires Three Missile Test Drills
Did Iranian Rock Sink The Costa Concordia?
Ahmadinejad snaps up des-res US missile base
Iran Agrees To Nuke Israel If Obama Removes Sanctions
Georgy Porgy Enlists Iranian Mystic
Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!
Pentagon spy arrested at Israeli embassy
Trump exits Iran treaty, the world holds its breath...networks praise performance!
Iran 'descending into wooly-minded liberalism' as woman gets one year jail for attending volleyball game
Ali Dizaei 'welcome to apply for Tehran top cop post' says Ahmadinejad
Ahmadinejad To Become Professor At Columbia University
Uproar in UK as story of man who marries a 7 year-old girl is premiered in Iran
Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone
Azerbaijan - The tarmac outside Baku International Airport arrivals lounge looks like a bomb site this weekend following a spat between the Russian mobster's private jet and a 'high tech' hunter-killer drone operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guar...
Read full storyObama revives Russia-US nuclear arms race; "we really missed the Cold War" say senior Pentagon officials; in an unrelated tech glitch - Tehran disapppears from Global Positioning Satellites
US President Barack Obama has revived the nuclear arms race with Moscow, which was shelved in the wake of the Cold War and subsequent saccharine peacenik PR, such as taking down the Berlin Wall amid spontaneious worldwide celebrations and then hawkin...
Read full storyIranian Leaders Seek Help From A Vote Recount Expert- BUSH!
Iranian President Ahmadinejad is seeking out information on how to deal with the Iranian vote recount from former US President George Bush. Ahmadinejad is at the center of protests in Iran concerning the Presidential election and the accusations of f...
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Iran's Nuclear Program: Still a Threat?
The threat of a possible future nuclear holocaust at the hands of Iran is up in the air after the surprising resignation of deputy head of Iran's Atomic Energy Agency, Mohammad Saidi. Saidi abrubtly announced his resignation in the middle of a pr...
Read full storyPresident Ahmadinejad to join Village People
In a shock announcement yesterday, Iranian state radio said that President Ahmadinejad will be joining camp US pop group the Village People. He will stand between the guy in leathers and the Red Indian in dance routi...
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The Stuxnet virus that crippled the Iranian power grid by taking down three hydroelectric dams, two nuclear power plants and a small generator outside Adeli Deli in Tehran, has crossed the species barrier by infecting a human operator. "We're terr...
Read full storyAfter Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help
WASHINGTON, DC - When President Barack Hussein Obama spoke at the United Nations Monday, he begged for cooperation with North Korea, Iran and Russia in an effort to end the Syrian civil war that has left the Middle East in ruin. Given the difficul...
Read full storyIran release British sailors
In a compassionate act of international trust and goodwill aimed at demonstrating to the world that Iran is not run by an unruly, medieval bunch of weird-beards lead by a peasant, warmongering ignoramus, the British sailors held captive off the coast...
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Anger has today emerged across the US over the release of a series of TV advertorials, web blogs and YouTube videos written, produced, starring and paid for by British coffin dodger Sir Cliff Richard. The series, entitled 'Fiscal Cliff', features...
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UN Says No to More Bushes
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Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, joins Bill Oreilly in War on Gangster Rap
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Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke banned in Iran
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Iranian Mullahs Protest: Amadinejad is an Ape, Not a Monkey
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election
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Vacationing Iran scientist Shahram Amiri free to leave, says US: mixed signals from CIA and other tourguides confuse the issue
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Unrest now that the Iranians are revolting
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President Nodinnajaquet of Iran declares fatwah on heaps of "western" symbols.
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Osama Bin Laden Videos Reveal a Soft Side to OBL
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Obama Apologizes to UN Security Council
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God's Corner
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Iranian Nuclear Enrichment Balances the Chi of Middle East
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Iran Announces It Believes In The Big Bang Theory
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US, Iran Hurl Explitives for Hours in Baghad
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Iran UFO tracked to Azerbaijan base
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Sleeper Gays Erupt in Mass Rioting after Iran Election Buggered!
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Iran Scientists Develop Camel Flu Virus
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Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender
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Iran upgrade their nuclear capabilities so that Iranian housewives can heat the soup up?!
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Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through London Night Clubs!
