World leaders agree that Iranian Revolutionary Guardsman accidentally picked rocket from store, accidentally put it into a rocket launcher, accidentally aimed it at Ukrainian passenger plane and accidentally fired – it was all an accident!
World leaders have refused to condemn Iran after the damning evidence that it had shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet headed to Ukraine and Canada in what appears to have been a clumsy response to the drone strike by the US military against a Quds Ge...
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Iran And Iraq Travel Advice Update
The killing of so-called terrorist leader, Qasem Soleimani, by US forces earlier this week has drawn stern warnings of revenge from Iran, and the British Foreign Office has issued new travel advice for Britons intending to travel to the area, and, in...
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Donald Trump will travel to Green Zone to rally the troops and deliver major address
Major news organizations such as Reuters are reporting that Melania, Jared, and Ivanka have declined Mr. Trump's invitation to accompany him to Baghdad this coming weekend. Mr. Pompeo has likewise declined, citing an important conference in Moose...
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Inventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave
Cai Zeng, the inventor of those little double "A" and triple "A" battery packs, held shut with eyeglass-sized screws, fled his home in Szechuan, China, fearing for his life, due to worldwide frustration with his invention. His invention? The "scr...
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Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump
A military drone today took out several rooms of the world renowned Mar-a-Lago. The target? The most insidious weapon ever deployed by Iran, a large Madagascar hissing cockroach. "It was spotted by Mrs Trump in the laboratory of their master bedro...
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Trump Says He Can Eliminate New Iranian General Whilst He's Having A Bath
President Donald Trump has flexed his military muscles in response to various threats of Iranian revenge, by saying that, if it suits him, he could eliminate the new leader of the elite Quds force, Esmail Ghaani, whilst he is in the bath. That's,...
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Iran: Finders Keepers Rule Over Sailors
The King of Swords Looking Increasingly Persian
Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go
BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker
Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals
Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence
Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'
You Can't Satirize This
Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”
Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus
Unrest now that the Iranians are revolting
Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour
Benefit Concert in Tehran backfires
Planned as a peace mission, a benefit concert hastily organized by stars from the world of music and theater got a mixed reception from the exclusively female audience at a huge barn on the outskirts of Tehran yesterday. "We want peace with Iran",...
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UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister
The Prime Minister is celebrating after closing one of the biggest trading deals in history with, of all countries, Iran! Under the terms of the 10-year deal, British manufacturers will sell British souvenirs, namely Union Jack flags and Madame Tu...
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U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal
In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...
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Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book
President Donald Trump has said that Iran was just "unlucky" having had war declared upon itself by the US, and, had he rolled anything other than a 6, might have escaped the coming conflict, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Trump was twee...
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Canadian PM blames Trump for downed Ukraine jet, and also blames Winston Churchill for deaths of Allied soldiers during WW2
Wacky Canadian leader Justin Trudeau angrily denounced Donald Trump for the deaths of the innocent passengers on the Ukrainian passenger jet blown up by mistake by an Iranian missile, saying this was caused by the US assassination of Iranian Quds Gen...
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Gasoline Prices In US Tumble To 10c A Gallon As Trump Inducts Saudi Arabia As 51st State
Following the September 14 attack on Saudi Arabia’s Aramco refineries, America promptly blamed Iran for the attack. “It’s an Act of War on US interests,” declared the world’s greatest sanction-slapper, President Donald Trump. “Oil is always a US inte...
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Iranians Board British Tanker In Time For Tea
Today the Iranian Navy boarded the British oil tanker Bloody Hell Brexit Already, but were unable to take command of the vessel. "There simply was not time for such rubbish," said the Captain Reginald Kipling. "We were just pouring tea and having...
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Has Anjelica Huston Really Fooled The Arab World?
Tehran, Iran - “Bin Bags Calls Her Mommy,” Iran’s Supreme Leader said today in a heated FarsiBook rant, as controversial pictures of Saudi rubbish-king-in-waiting Mohammed Bin Bags Salman went viral on the web. The circa 2001 images show a Riyadh...
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Trump locked and loaded for possible meeting with Rouhani next week in New York
Today Mr. Trump asserted he is not looking for a meeting with Iran’s Rouhani next week at the UN General Assembly. Mr. Rouhani, meanwhile, on Monday said he would not meet with Trump in New York. Nevertheless, Mr. Trump plans to be carrying, wi...
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Iranian Nuclear Enrichment Balances the Chi of Middle East
Tehran, Iran - Sanctions? What sanctions? Yes, things are looking up in the cutthroat world of extreme Feng Shui. Laughing in the petulant face of Armageddon, Iranian citizens have turned to the ancient and noble science of random furniture movemen...
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Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’
Tehran, Iran - (Dire Straits of Hormuz): Iranian fashionistas are up in arms after their president was ordered to get a sartorial make-over by Tehran’s notorious Gast-e-Ersad morality police. An entry in their FarsiFarceBook page has slammed Presi...
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Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the asymmetric battle between Iran and the United States, Iran shot down a RQ-4 Global Hawk in retaliation for the Sidewinder attack which took out 63 dromedaries earlier this week. This unmanned drone - which cost American tax...
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Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle
Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...
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