Winnie China Tries to Save Face, But Still Looks Like Pooh
Nobody likes China. It’s just not easy being a totalitarian state anymore … not without being loved. So China went to Iran and Saudi Arabia and made them join hands for a photo op. (Two days later, they were back to fighting.) No one knew that…
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'Democratic' Countries - China, Russia, and Iran Join Together and 'Network' Against America
China, Russia, and Iran are all officially considered democracies and all have elected presidents, just like the European nations. Isn't that great? The three have now joined in a new "democratic bloc" and are currently conducting naval exercises…
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John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea
In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.
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Iranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reputable source within the White House informed Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo, of a flotilla of seven Iranian cargo ships that are sailing towards Venezuela. The insider, who uses the clandestin…
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God Likes Pussy, But Not Head
Iran is soon to offer American girls and women a safe place to have abortions without religious politicians and law-makers trying to turn them into criminals. Of course, nothing comes free. If an American woman or girl comes to Iran for her aborti…
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Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!
Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...
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Pentagon spy arrested at Israeli embassy
Suffering From Writer's Block, Amadinejad Seeks Options
Trump: “I will liberate Iran with Big Mac and Coca Cola”
Obama Gets Tough with Iran: Leaves Bitchy Little Note on Desk at UN
Toyota Develops The New Military Tank Cycle
US discover Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iran and promise to "Nuke" the joint
Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone
U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out
Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro Plot A Response To Pat Roberts
IAEA Iran's Leader calls for Nukes in His Book!
Iran gives up Nukes
Iran hopes to get international respect by releasing captured US hiker provided she pays $500,000 bill for "15 months hotel room, food & guest services"
Citizens of Tehran, Los Angeles, Hold World Spanning Riot Fest
Los Angeles, CA - While citizens of Los Angeles celebrate the Los Angeles Lakers winning the NBA championship by rioting, citizens of Tehran, Iran continue to throw rocks at police and authority figures to demonstrate their anger towards a slanted el...
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Ramadan earthquake prediction rattles Iran nuke factories
Iran - (Shaikh, Rattle & Roll-over): Stargazers monitoring Iranian airspace paths of the annual Perseid meteor shower are gobsmacked. The cosmic lightshow emanating from the constellation Persia is wreaking havoc with Tuesday's new moon, hera...
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Iran Becomes Jewish State
TEHRAN (Reuters), International concerns about Iran's uranium enrichment program suddenly eased on Friday when Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared that his country is now a Jewish state.
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Iran secretly sends Mahmud Ahmedinejad on rocket with animal menagerie into space
TEHRAN, Iran - Iran has announced that on Wednesday it launched an Iranian version of Noah's Ark [including a mouse, two turtles and worms] into space on a research rocket. This was meant to show the world that Iran could defeat the West in the...
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President Nodinnajaquet of Iran close to declaring war
President Ihavea Nodinnajaquet of Iran, sometimes compared to a lunatic - although genuine lunatics and people like George Galloway get very annoyed when people generalise about lunatics in terms of Iranian presidents in such a flippant manner - is o...
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French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"
In apparent retaliation for Iranian media insults against Carla Bruni, the on/off wife of President Sarkozy of France, the main Gallic newspaper La Lune has branded Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a "little rent boy". The insult is aggravated b...
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Melanie Phillips Offered Iranian Government Post
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today paid a fulsome tribute to Melanie Phillips while announcing her appointment as Iranian Foreign Secretary. The bearded bedlamite described her as "a fellow iconoclast making a brave and lonely stand against the...
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Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals
President Donald Trump may have 'bitten off more than he can chew' this time, after news emerged from inside Iran that the regime there had encouraged Iranian nationals - and other Arab sympathizers - to remove their sandals as a reaction to US aggre...
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'French sluts row' as Iran slags off Carla Bruni Sarkozy
Tehran - (Stone-the-Crows!): The official Iranian PR organ Khayan has rubbished Madame Sarkozy, calling her a prostitute for doing what First Ladies do best. An editorial this week lambasted Carla Bruni's easy virtue for calling out Iranian mulla...
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Ahmadinejad snaps up des-res US missile base
Washington - (Disaster Mess): Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has snapped up one of the most desirable residences in Washington State ever to come to the market -a former US intercontinental ballistic missile base once used to launch the fab...
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President Nodinnajaquet of Iran declares fatwah on heaps of "western" symbols.
Having declared that the Olympic logo for London 2012 spells the word "Zion", threatening to withdraw the Iranian Olympic team from their first brush with western democracy, President Nodinnajaquet of Iran has now declared a fatwah on many more weste...
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Iran banishes women to menstrual hut for Thursday's Autumn Equinox/Harvest Moon
Tehran - (Bleedin Cheek Mess): The entire Iranian female population has been banished to secure menstrual huts this Thursday. Worried mullahs have warned the Harvest Moon and Autumn Equinox will make women 'so supernaturally powerful' that they ca...
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John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea
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Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!
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Ahmadinejad snaps up des-res US missile base
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'French sluts row' as Iran slags off Carla Bruni Sarkozy
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Iran banishes women to menstrual hut for Thursday's Autumn Equinox/Harvest Moon
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President Nodinnajaquet of Iran close to declaring war
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Iran Retaliates By Asking People To Remove Sandals
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(I Can’t Get No) Education
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Winnie China Tries to Save Face, But Still Looks Like Pooh
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'Democratic' Countries - China, Russia, and Iran Join Together and 'Network' Against America
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Iran Becomes Jewish State
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Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke banned in Iran
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Citizens of Tehran, Los Angeles, Hold World Spanning Riot Fest
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Iran secretly sends Mahmud Ahmedinejad on rocket with animal menagerie into space
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Ramadan earthquake prediction rattles Iran nuke factories
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French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"
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President Nodinnajaquet of Iran declares fatwah on heaps of "western" symbols.
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Melanie Phillips Offered Iranian Government Post
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Iranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand
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God Likes Pussy, But Not Head
