Trump locked and loaded for possible meeting with Rouhani next week in New York
Today Mr. Trump asserted he is not looking for a meeting with Iran’s Rouhani next week at the UN General Assembly. Mr. Rouhani, meanwhile, on Monday said he would not meet with Trump in New York. Nevertheless, Mr. Trump plans to be carrying, wi...
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Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go
Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA. Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odd...
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International Peace Marathon in Washington DC to feature participation of National Security Adviser as IRAN.
National Security Adviser John Bolton dropped a bombshell in the White House War Room, when he declared that he had an Epiphany that lasted several hours through a sleep-deprived night. “I’ve been itching to drop a bombshell on you-know-whom in t...
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Has Anjelica Huston Really Fooled The Arab World?
Tehran, Iran - “Bin Bags Calls Her Mommy,” Iran’s Supreme Leader said today in a heated FarsiBook rant, as controversial pictures of Saudi rubbish-king-in-waiting Mohammed Bin Bags Salman went viral on the web. The circa 2001 images show a Riyadh...
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Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle
Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...
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BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker
In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...
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Ayatollah’s Rice Pudding Recipe ‘May Contain Nuts’
Turkmenistan Tells Iran to Pipe Down Over There
US Sends Special Envoy to Defuse Iranian Situation
I Thought These People Weren't Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!
Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'
Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through London Night Clubs!
Iran Buys Stolen Yellow Cake from China
Ahmadinejad Receives 0% of Iran's Homosexual Vote
Ahmedinejad Pledges "Fiery Vengeance" in Victory Speech
Iran concedes Ahmedinejad win of 62.6% was incorrect!
Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus
Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight
Iran Protests US Sale of Submarines to Afghanistan
New York NY: Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke before the UN General Assembly, voicing his objections to the US sale of conventional (non-nuclear) powered submarines to Afghanistan. The Iranian president indicated he read about the ship...
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U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal
In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...
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Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence
An Iranian tanker seized by Royal Marines off Gibraltar earlier this month, was taken with "the minimum of force" says the Ministry of Defence, but the tanker's Indian captain claims that all depends on your interpretation of the word 'minimum'. T...
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Iran in new allegations of "terrifying plots"
Sources within the major intelligence services of the world, including the UK and France, have today stated that Iran may be building a secret Rhum Ba Ba enrichment plant that could soon be operational; according to a senior aide to the country's Sup...
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Trump Says Iran "Unlucky", And Blames Luke Rhinehart's Book
President Donald Trump has said that Iran was just "unlucky" having had war declared upon itself by the US, and, had he rolled anything other than a 6, might have escaped the coming conflict, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Trump was twee...
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Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports
Havana, Cuba - Machines of all description will be ruined when oil mixed with raw sugarcane juice is exported from Iran in the coming days. Raul Casablancabenot, press-underling in the Castro administration, was boasting to reporters in a bar ne...
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Iran Kidnaps Wilson Ramos' Kidneys for Hugo Chavez
Today Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamemei threatened the United States and Israel that if they attacked Iran's nuclear weapons production facilities that Iran would wipe them off the map with an 'iron fist.' Iran has been telling anyone who will...
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Obama Gets Tough with Iran: Leaves Bitchy Little Note on Desk at UN
Washington, DC (BNSE): In its toughest rhetoric yet, the Obama Administration lashed out at Iran's ongoing nuclear enrichment program. Iran maintains the program is only intended to develop a domestic nuclear fuel source for civilian electrical po...
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Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz
Early yesterday Iran brought down a US RQ-Global Hawk drone. The size of a passenger airliner, this drone was surveiling in Kouhmobaruk air space near the Strait of Hormuz. It had released its scouring eye for any signs of mines, lower-flying...
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Hamid Karzai Has Fingers in Everybody's Pocket
Admitting to press earlier this past Monday, representatives of the Afghanistan government under President Karzai, report receiving money from the Iranian government. Referred to as "transparent financial aid" and received in the form of cash, Karza...
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Ahmadinejad wins beauty pageant, opponents warn of fraud
Iran - In one of the biggest upsets of this decade, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defeated the favorite to win Miss Iran, 14 year old Annie Beautyface-Asadabad. Donald Trump is set to make a decision on whether or not Mahmoud will keep his crown. Ahmadineja...
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Worm affects Nuclear Plant in Iran
Another spy was detained this year in Iran following allegations that he was "spying" on the plant. Gary the earthworm was happily minding his own business when he accidentally found himself under the fence of the Iranian power plant. Having trigg...
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President of Iran Says He Believes In Peace
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An Interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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Ban Ki-moon "asks firmly" to speak with Iran
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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Speaks For Six Hours On US TV After Grabbing Microphone
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Show Us Your Nukes
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Iran secretly sends Mahmud Ahmedinejad on rocket with animal menagerie into space
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Iranian nuclear power plant expodes
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US accuses Iran of leaking cheese onto the internet
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Obama revives Russia-US nuclear arms race; "we really missed the Cold War" say senior Pentagon officials; in an unrelated tech glitch - Tehran disapppears from Global Positioning Satellites
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Iran Retaliates: Drone Shot Down In Response To Sidewinder Camel Attack
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Europe Backs Bush For Nobel Peace Prize As Iran Accepts US Incentives To Stop Nuke Project
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Ahmadinejad says Iran has needs, too
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Iran to Continue Playing with Plutonium
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Iran Claims Its Missile Brought Down Satellites!
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The Musical Reality Show "Iranian Idol" Is Cancelled When One of The Singers Shoots One of The Judges
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Iran bans The Simpsons, they're too pornographic!
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Duck Dynasty Clan to Move to Iran
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Iran Inquest
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Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran
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Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”
