Written by Al Lee Wyer

Thursday, 18 October 2007

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Damned Nukulusus are gonna blow us all up

Iranian President Mahamoud Ahmajinedad announced today that Iran was shutting down its Nuclear Program following an Impassioned letter from President Bush

The President writes: "Now you see Mohammed , we can't keep fooling around with these Nukulusus or we'll have problems.

"You can't force a Nukulus to stay together -- they have differences that go back 100 years."

The letter continues "You have your Pro-Trons in the North and Your New-Trons in the south and they Both Hate the Elect-Rons in the middle you see."

The Iranians halted their Nuclear enrichment program until the President's letter could be deciphered.

Ahmajinedad seemed suspicious. "The Infidel speaks in Code! We'll talk to the Russians and get back to you later -- Allah be Praised."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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