1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite
Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...
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Politics as a Car Review
Welcome to what we hope will be a series from our new motoring correspondent. He has a wealth of experience with crashing things, talking crap down the pub, and almost wrote a letter to Top Gear once. To get things started, we asked him for a quic...
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Renault Remoaner - Our Motoring Correspondent's Review
Inital Impressions Good to drive, and seems fairly reliable. First impressions are good but quickly fade due to overbearing cruise control that steps in when you least need it. Controls are simple, as everything is remote-controlled from a shady o...
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Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections
ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).
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Man Absolutely Nails Perfect Wave to Passing Driver
A man driving back from the dump today absolutely nailed his wave to a minor acquaintance who passed him in his car. “It was just fantastic,” said the man. “The guy drove past me, I recognized his car, I made eye contact and then gave a cool nonch...
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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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I Am The Neighborhood Lothario
Fastest Isn't Quickest
Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever
Thoughts on the Issue of Electric Vehicles: A Letter to Prospective Buyers
You've Got To Hand It To The Germans
Bearded Man Spills Breakfast but Finds Car Keys
Jobs Boost With New Mini-Mini Models
The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On
Boyfriend Splashes Partner with Sauce after reading Fifty shades of Shite
The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The NASCAR Feud Between Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer
Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage
Nashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car
Jesse Hancock of Nashville, Tennessee, delighted to discover the keys to happiness in a book at his neighborhood branch library, hastily jotted them on a scrap of paper, only to accidentally lock them in his car - along with his regular keys. "So...
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Self-service at supermarket garage
Motorists can now drive themselves into Morris&Sons garage where self-service is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Customers at Morris&Sons Motors simply queue for the next available inspection pit, pick up a basket containing overa...
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Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!
Washington DC - After a man used his car to kill and maim several innocent people in Venice Beach, CA the other morning, a leading Democrat in Congress is set to introduce a bill banning all vehicles in America. The Congressperson stated, "Ameri...
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Crazy Frog Toppled
The Crazy Frog has been toppled as the world's most annoying advert based ring tone. The frog has held the position for three whole years despite being created in 2002 by The Chuckle Brothers, who have maintained their otherwise dead career off the b...
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Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.
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Auto Industry Watchdog Panel Formed
Washington DC: President Obama has appointed a Watchdog Panel to oversee the restructuring of the two automobile manufacturing giants GM and Chrysler. This automotive Watchdog committee will be headed by McGruff, and include Barney (bipartisan mem...
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GMC Automobile Executives Meet to Discuss Falling Small Car Sales
Detroit MI: Government Motors Corporation (GMC) automobile executives met to review the lackluster sales of their new environmentally friendly Shoebox line of cars, prior to next week's annual stockholders meeting. Present at the closed door wor...
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The Silence Of The Automobiles
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New York Car Thief Taught A Lesson
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GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle
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French car makers eradicate British scrap maker!
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A push to upgrade car alarms
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New DeLorean orders: Ford go back to drawing board
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Congestion Charge Changes
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Man buys car
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Chrysler jumps into bed with FIAT
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U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled
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A Night in the Life of a Car Rental Guy at SFO
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White Collar Corporate Psychopaths Not Prosecuted
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