Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections
ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).
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Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.
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Chrysler to Introduce the World’s Smallest Car
DETROIT – The Chrysler Motor Corporation has just announced that they will soon be coming out with a brand new automobile. Chrysler spokeswoman Pamela Paloonick, 59, said that the car giant will be introducing the 2021 Chrysler Koala. She stat...
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Hybrid Cars Still Butt Ugly
Beverly Hills - Hybrid cars get great gas mileage and qualify for generous tax rebates, but the current crop is "Butt Ugly" according to fashion designer Tommy Hilfinger. " When you own a piece of automotive art like a Porsche 911 or...
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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite
Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...
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Car Dealer In Cucamonga Is Offering An AK-47 With Every Purchase of a Brand-New 2014 Model
The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents
Car-parks to crack down on inflatable cars
Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!
Lindsay Lohan Is Threading On Very Thin Ice
New Flint Mayor Promises To Bring Back Autoworld
Fast And Furious Stars Quit
Golfer Sophie Horn Buys First Sh-t Powered Beetle
Harry to join Top Gear
Motor cars in UK getting bigger
Insurance Claims are the Life for Me!
Ford Going Retro?
Ford Motor Company (NYSE: F) may be taking the retro concept to a new level if industry rumors are correct. Insiders say that Ford has plans to introduce a new line of cars going all the way back to the original vehicles produced by...
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List of Rejected Car Names For 2009
This article will appear in the November issue of Showroom Floor Extensively Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine Every year the automobile industry comes up with literally hundreds of possible names for their new line of automobiles. Three of the most popular names from the past have been the Ford Mustang which first appeared in 1964, the Chevrolet Corvette which came out in 1953, and the Pon...
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Big Three Stuff America's Bird
Washington,DC The big three automakers along with the union representing the workers of them, have successfully stuffed America. The gaping financial carcass of America lay spread while Ford, Chrysler, GM and UAW, spread the boney thighs and stuf...
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Driver Went Through Red Light
A motorist in the Thai capital of Bangkok was labelled with being 'irresponsible' this afternoon, after he deliberately drove through traffic lights which were clearly on 'red', which means 'stop'. The driver, who was in a jet-black 2016 Landcruis...
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Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On
Global Motors Executives who either ignored or engaged in a cover up of defective cars with airbag, break, steering and ignition problems, which caused deaths and injuries to many, have been on a retreat in Indianapolis, Indiana. It is an enclav...
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Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again
Detriot - The big Three US Auto-makers have followed the lead of their foreign counterparts in agreeing to delay the introduction of horse drawn carriages for the US market. The planned conversion from horse power to horse-drawn power has been in the...
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GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle
Detroit - Rabbits' feet have proven to be unlucky for what used to be the world's largest car maker. The key chain charms have been fingered by General Motors engineers as the cause for sudden ignition shutdown that could affect millions of vehicles.
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BMW solves UK car recall crisis and declares it all a mistake
BMW announced today that its recall of over 300,000 cars in the UK has been cancelled as being totally unnecessary and unfounded. Originally, there was a concern that cars were prone to suddenly stopping without notice, with the electrics and ligh...
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Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers
Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers." "Granted, l like a li...
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GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included
LANCASTER, Mich. - In an effort to support manufacturing jobs and help the environment, GM announced it will produce horse driven carriages. The motorized carriage will be phased out by the year 2018 to meet the standards of the Energy and Fair Labor...
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British Government Targets Motorists With ANOTHER Tax!
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Bush gives $17 Billion Holiday Gift to Automakers
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Low Tech Repair For Millions Of Recalled Toyotas
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GM's new turnaround strategy; build rickshaws and bicycles
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