Man Absolutely Nails Perfect Wave to Passing Driver

Funny story: Man Absolutely Nails Perfect Wave to Passing Driver

A man driving back from the dump today absolutely nailed his wave to a minor acquaintance who passed him in his car. “It was just fantastic,” said the man. “The guy drove past me, I recognized his car, I made eye contact and then gave a cool nonch...

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Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Funny story: Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Funny story: The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...

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Opinion: If Vehicular Manslaughter is wrong I don’t wanna be right

This piece is an opinion piece and doesn’t represent the views of The Spoof Let me ask this question, when did our country become such a puritanical society that the very idea of vehicular manslaughter is now frowned upon across the political aisl...

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Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

Funny story: Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

In Royal news, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, is considering changing his vehicle, after spectacularly failing to realize that, at 97 years old, accidents are your own fault, not the car's. The accident-prone Duke was involved in a smash wi...

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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Car for teenagers needs overhaul, say MPs

A 20-year-old car regularly used by teenagers has been condemned as unfit for use. All four tyres were under-inflated, both wing mirrors were missing, and the windscreen was filthy. A group of 14-18 year-olds in Stockport have been put at risk bec...

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Driver Went Through Red Light

Funny story: Driver Went Through Red Light

A motorist in the Thai capital of Bangkok was labelled with being 'irresponsible' this afternoon, after he deliberately drove through traffic lights which were clearly on 'red', which means 'stop'. The driver, who was in a jet-black 2016 Landcruis...

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Hummer Brand Sold To China

Funny story: Hummer Brand Sold To China

DETROIT - A buyer has finally been found for the fledgling Hummer brand. Spokesperson Billiard Magneto said that after several days of back and forth deliberations, debates, and dinners, the Hummer has been unloaded. When Magneto was asked for a f...

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Self-service at supermarket garage

Motorists can now drive themselves into Morris&Sons garage where self-service is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Customers at Morris&Sons Motors simply queue for the next available inspection pit, pick up a basket containing overa...

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Top Gear review the new car range from Sparks and Mensa

Funny story: Top Gear review the new car range from Sparks and Mensa

Sparks and Mensa, better known for their high street stores for the cleverest of clever clogs, has branched out from branches into the automotive industry. "We're quite excited about this new range from S&M," said Jeremy Clarkson, who had tes...

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BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Funny story: BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...

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Auto Industry Watchdog Panel Formed

Funny story: Auto Industry Watchdog Panel Formed

Washington DC: President Obama has appointed a Watchdog Panel to oversee the restructuring of the two automobile manufacturing giants GM and Chrysler. This automotive Watchdog committee will be headed by McGruff, and include Barney (bipartisan mem...

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Local Man Did Not Get the "Everyone's Going to Pull Out in Front of You in Their Big, Stupid SUVs" Memo

Funny story: Local Man Did Not Get the "Everyone's Going to Pull Out in Front of You in Their Big, Stupid SUVs" Memo

American Fork, Utah - A local resident claims he must not have gotten the memo that stated everyone would pull out in front him in their big, stupid SUVs.

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Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Jay Leno says that he loves hosting The Tonight Show so much that he plans on doing it when he is well into his 80s even if he has to do the stand up monologue using a walker. He recently told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that if he is ever fired by NBC that he would possibly consider burning down The Tonight Show studio. Leno acknowledged that he knows it will probably mean that...

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Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Funny story: Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Gainesville, FL - The troubled National Hot Rod Association has been running out of gas and getting lapped by NASCAR and Formula 1 Auto Racing for the last three decades, but the folks over at Hot Wheels, Inc. think they have the solution to turn the...

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