Funny story - Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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Funny story - Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.

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Funny story - Chrysler to Introduce the World’s Smallest Car

Chrysler to Introduce the World’s Smallest Car

DETROIT – The Chrysler Motor Corporation has just announced that they will soon be coming out with a brand new automobile. Chrysler spokeswoman Pamela Paloonick, 59, said that the car giant will be introducing the 2021 Chrysler Koala. She stat...

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Funny story - Hybrid Cars Still Butt Ugly

Hybrid Cars Still Butt Ugly

Beverly Hills - Hybrid cars get great gas mileage and qualify for generous tax rebates, but the current crop is "Butt Ugly" according to fashion designer Tommy Hilfinger. " When you own a piece of automotive art like a Porsche 911 or...

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Funny story - Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Funny story - 1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite

1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite

Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...

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Funny story - Ford Going Retro?

Ford Going Retro?

Ford Motor Company (NYSE: F) may be taking the retro concept to a new level if industry rumors are correct. Insiders say that Ford has plans to introduce a new line of cars going all the way back to the original vehicles produced by...

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Funny story - List of Rejected Car Names For 2009

List of Rejected Car Names For 2009

This article will appear in the November issue of Showroom Floor Extensively Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine Every year the automobile industry comes up with literally hundreds of possible names for their new line of automobiles. Three of the most popular names from the past have been the Ford Mustang which first appeared in 1964, the Chevrolet Corvette which came out in 1953, and the Pon...

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Funny story - Big Three Stuff America's Bird

Big Three Stuff America's Bird

Washington,DC The big three automakers along with the union representing the workers of them, have successfully stuffed America. The gaping financial carcass of America lay spread while Ford, Chrysler, GM and UAW, spread the boney thighs and stuf...

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Funny story - Driver Went Through Red Light

Driver Went Through Red Light

A motorist in the Thai capital of Bangkok was labelled with being 'irresponsible' this afternoon, after he deliberately drove through traffic lights which were clearly on 'red', which means 'stop'. The driver, who was in a jet-black 2016 Landcruis...

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Funny story - Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Global Motors Executives who either ignored or engaged in a cover up of defective cars with airbag, break, steering and ignition problems, which caused deaths and injuries to many, have been on a retreat in Indianapolis, Indiana. It is an enclav...

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Funny story - Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...

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Funny story - Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again

Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again

Detriot - The big Three US Auto-makers have followed the lead of their foreign counterparts in agreeing to delay the introduction of horse drawn carriages for the US market. The planned conversion from horse power to horse-drawn power has been in the...

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Funny story - GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle

GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle

Detroit - Rabbits' feet have proven to be unlucky for what used to be the world's largest car maker. The key chain charms have been fingered by General Motors engineers as the cause for sudden ignition shutdown that could affect millions of vehicles.

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Funny story - A push to upgrade car alarms

A push to upgrade car alarms

Bob is annoyed that his car alarm is such a lousy deterrent. In these times of increasing crime and vandalism, he is pushing automakers to up the ante, electrifying the cars exterior, deploying a laser-guided punching bag, or some such.

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Funny story - BMW solves UK car recall crisis and declares it all a mistake

BMW solves UK car recall crisis and declares it all a mistake

BMW announced today that its recall of over 300,000 cars in the UK has been cancelled as being totally unnecessary and unfounded. Originally, there was a concern that cars were prone to suddenly stopping without notice, with the electrics and ligh...

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Funny story - The Silence Of The Automobiles

The Silence Of The Automobiles

Concerns continue to be raised about risks associated with the silent motion of electric automobiles. In a recent report, Ivor Hardhat, chairman of the International Society for the Prevention of Accidents, highlights the problem: 'Without an audi...

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Funny story - Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers." "Granted, l like a li...

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Funny story - Apple unveil a new car

Apple unveil a new car

Apple have decided to move into the automotive industry and have launched a direct competitor to the Smart Car, with double the price tag. The new super-mini will be called the iCar Nano, and comes complete with a link to iTunes and an iPod dock s...

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Funny story - GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

LANCASTER, Mich. - In an effort to support manufacturing jobs and help the environment, GM announced it will produce horse driven carriages. The motorized carriage will be phased out by the year 2018 to meet the standards of the Energy and Fair Labor...

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