Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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Dude … Where’s My Hover Car?
Since the 1950s, we were all promised hover cars. Where are they? Well, old Elon his Muskiness, has introduced the world’s first hover car! I was given a private tour of the facility where cars of the future are being made today! (Wasn’t that a…
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Ford Brexit to be announced soon
BRITAIN and FRANCE – (Satire News) – There is a rumor in the automotive industry that the traditional and most popular car model of the past years will make a comeback in a new form. “Actually it's a pretty strong piece of information just waiting…
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Will Ford Brexit production start in Aidensfield?
YORKSHIRE, England – (Satire News) – As we reported at the beginning of the year, a completely new type of British car is on the planning table. The name of the new innovation is Ford Brexit. This car model has an inward-sloping rear window, so c…
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Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections
ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).
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Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.
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Revived Reliant in shock bid for GM!
Death to Seat Belts! Republicans Demand End to All 'Fascistic' Road and Car Regulations
Obama Secret Service Entourage to Use Nissan Leafs to Battle High Gas Prices, Sneak out of Town Easier
The Kamikaze: New Japanese Sports Car Unveiled
Automakers vow to not use Bailout Money "for Whores"
Ford announces new 16.0 liter engine and three new models
Self-Charging Car - a British Thirst
City Council Approves Removal Of Bike Lanes In Favor Of 'Hot Wheels Lanes'
With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope
Prince Andrew allegedly 'struck gold' near Buckingham Palace
Cars Using Multiple Gas Pumps Develop New Form of Car HIV
Rolls Royce Is Recalling 73,902 Defective Automobiles
Hoopty Dreams - in Cars
We are not laughing with you, sir. We gaze at you with mock awe. Your Honda with the oversized muffler and “spoiler” looks and sounds like a septuagenarian musician who “almost made it”. OR, or you are laughing at yourself, which is a quality I c…
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Elon Musk Is Developing The Ultra-Modern Tesla Flying Car
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, the gazillionaire whose brain never, ever stops being creative has just announced to the modern world that he currently has the brightest automotive brains in the entire world working on his new Elon Musk Te…
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Chrysler to Introduce the World’s Smallest Car
DETROIT – The Chrysler Motor Corporation has just announced that they will soon be coming out with a brand new automobile. Chrysler spokeswoman Pamela Paloonick, 59, said that the car giant will be introducing the 2021 Chrysler Koala. She stat...
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Queen Elizabeth Has Just Sold Her Extremely Expensive 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
LONDON - (Satire News) - A source inside Buckingham Palace has just announced that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has just sold her 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe, which was only one of 17 that were manufactured. She reportedly sold her extreme…
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Automaker Ford is working on a Car That Can Reposses itself When Payments are Overdue
A disgruntled company insider revealed to the daily sleaze that Ford is working on a computerized car that can drive itself back to the dealership - if a customer fall behind on payments. It will be used only for the top end cars. Ford is ti…
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List of Rejected Car Names For 2009
This article will appear in the November issue of Showroom Floor Extensively Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine Every year the automobile industry comes up with literally hundreds of possible names for their new line of automobiles. Three of the most popular names from the past have been the Ford Mustang which first appeared in 1964, the Chevrolet Corvette which came out in 1953, and the Pon...
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Due To The Skyrocketing Price of Gasoline, Lots of Americans Are Selling Their Cars and Buying Horse and Buggy Teams
QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - With the price of gasoline hitting an astounding $8 a gallon in California, and $7 a gallon in Connecticut, many middle class and poor families are selling their automobiles and resorting to horse and buggi…
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The louder your car engine, the more likely your penis is tiny
A scientific study has shown that young men who drive cars with very noisy engines are more likely to have tiny penises. There is a direct correlation between the decibel levels of male drivers cars and the girth and length of their penis. Apparen...
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Parking Goddess missing; whereabouts unknown
A report filed yesterday by official NSA sources within the US Government included a rather unwelcome development for unassuming people that pray to the Parking Goddess. Maya Moskovitz has not been seen or heard from in almost 130 years. Ms. Moskovit…
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Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)
NAMBLA Times For sale to NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) member in good standing, one 37,000 SF Estate named “Neverland Ranch”. Known as the “Crown Jewel of Beverly Hills”, this exciting property sits high atop a steep cliff where you can spot police cars and irate parents coming from miles away.
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Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)
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List of Rejected Car Names For 2009
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Fart Powered Car Breaks Record
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The louder your car engine, the more likely your penis is tiny
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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
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Chrysler to Introduce the World’s Smallest Car
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Parking Goddess missing; whereabouts unknown
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Due To The Skyrocketing Price of Gasoline, Lots of Americans Are Selling Their Cars and Buying Horse and Buggy Teams
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Dude … Where’s My Hover Car?
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Automaker Ford is working on a Car That Can Reposses itself When Payments are Overdue
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Taliban Motor Works Introducing New Cars
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Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections
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Naked Driver Sought By Police
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Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo
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Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus
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Queen Elizabeth Has Just Sold Her Extremely Expensive 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
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Elon Musk Is Developing The Ultra-Modern Tesla Flying Car
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Hoopty Dreams - in Cars
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Ford Brexit to be announced soon
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Will Ford Brexit production start in Aidensfield?
