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Hummer Brand Sold To China

Funny story: Hummer Brand Sold To China

DETROIT - A buyer has finally been found for the fledgling Hummer brand. Spokesperson Billiard Magneto said that after several days of back and forth deliberations, debates, and dinners, the Hummer has been unloaded. When Magneto was asked for a f...

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Self-service at supermarket garage

Motorists can now drive themselves into Morris&Sons garage where self-service is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Customers at Morris&Sons Motors simply queue for the next available inspection pit, pick up a basket containing overa...

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Top Gear review the new car range from Sparks and Mensa

Funny story: Top Gear review the new car range from Sparks and Mensa

Sparks and Mensa, better known for their high street stores for the cleverest of clever clogs, has branched out from branches into the automotive industry. "We're quite excited about this new range from S&M," said Jeremy Clarkson, who had tes...

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BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Funny story: BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...

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Auto Industry Watchdog Panel Formed

Funny story: Auto Industry Watchdog Panel Formed

Washington DC: President Obama has appointed a Watchdog Panel to oversee the restructuring of the two automobile manufacturing giants GM and Chrysler. This automotive Watchdog committee will be headed by McGruff, and include Barney (bipartisan mem...

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Local Man Did Not Get the "Everyone's Going to Pull Out in Front of You in Their Big, Stupid SUVs" Memo

Funny story: Local Man Did Not Get the "Everyone's Going to Pull Out in Front of You in Their Big, Stupid SUVs" Memo

American Fork, Utah - A local resident claims he must not have gotten the memo that stated everyone would pull out in front him in their big, stupid SUVs.

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Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Jay Leno says that he loves hosting The Tonight Show so much that he plans on doing it when he is well into his 80s even if he has to do the stand up monologue using a walker. He recently told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that if he is ever fired by NBC that he would possibly consider burning down The Tonight Show studio. Leno acknowledged that he knows it will probably mean that...

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Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Funny story: Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Gainesville, FL - The troubled National Hot Rod Association has been running out of gas and getting lapped by NASCAR and Formula 1 Auto Racing for the last three decades, but the folks over at Hot Wheels, Inc. think they have the solution to turn the...

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