City Council Approves Removal Of Bike Lanes In Favor Of 'Hot Wheels Lanes'
Just as DC Comics has the fictional cities of Gotham City and Metropolis, the fictional country of Canada has the fictional city of Toronto, which is, in turn, governed by a fictional group of city councilors. One Councillor in particular, Brackle…Read full story
The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 83%
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that sales of convertibles have plummeted by 83%. The tremendous fall is being blamed solely on the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza virus) which was named by China’s leader Xi J…Read full story
Florida Outlaws Sexual Intercourse in The Back Seat of A Car
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The Florida state legislature has just passed Resolution Bill #17-4169 SI, which states that it is now strictly forbidden for a couple to engage in sexual intercourse in the back of a vehicle, namely a car, a tr…Read full story
Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections
ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).Read full story
Detroit Says 2023 Automobiles Will Not Have Ignition Keys
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The American Auto Industry has just announced a huge change for the 2023 automotive season. A spokesperson for Ford Motors said that they have devised a new automobile ignition system that will not require a key. Ford…Read full story
Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...Read full story
Things you will learn from Modern South Asian Soaps
- The biggest aim in life is to get married; everything else falls into place once you achieve this monumental milestone - Every one is well settled in life, they all live in huge houses and drive luxury cars, some how they don’t know who to get married to...Read full story
Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus
A man in Bradford has said that his car, which he has been driving for more than forty years, has come down with the Coronavirus. Phil Riddiough, 62, has been driving his yellow Ford Capri, Maisie, to and from work - and other places - since 1978,...Read full story
Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.Read full story
Fudpucker Motors Introduces New Squirrel-Powered Car
In Rooster Flats, Tennessee yesterday, garage genius Stanley Fudpucker showed his prototype of a new car, the 12-squirreled Fink Mobile powered completely by common grey squirrels. "I've already got Ford and Toyota interested" Fudpucker told rep...Read full story
Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.
In a late-breaking announcement, the self-driving car unit of Alphabet, Inc, parent company of Google Laboratories, stated they will outfit all new car models with a robotic hand to "give the finger" to other unmanned vehicles as well as traditional...Read full story
Government Cutbacks to hit drivers...again!
The government are having a cut back on the size of car park spaces so that only smart cars will be able to fit in them. MP Ted Slime states: "With the country in the state it's in we need to save money wherever we can , so we can save on the pain...Read full story
BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars
Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...Read full story
The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 313%
DETROIT – (Satire News) - The United States auto industry is reeling from the fact that sales of convertibles has spiraled down in just the past six months. Tab Vienna, a spokesman for Kia, said that sales of the once very popular ‘topless’ cars h…Read full story
Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President-elect Barack Obama has unveiled his plan to save the ailing US auto industry by nationalizing the auto sector and making a single car model, to be known as the "Obamawagen." Modeled on the popular beetle-shaped...Read full story