SNP Daewoo Deepfry
Initial Impressions The deepfry is actually a solid and reliable vehicle despite its rather poor history. It does still sadly have a tendency to only go in one direction, and to break down when put under pressure. As usual, it is badly let down by...
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Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers
Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers." "Granted, l like a li...
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Man Absolutely Nails Perfect Wave to Passing Driver
A man driving back from the dump today absolutely nailed his wave to a minor acquaintance who passed him in his car. “It was just fantastic,” said the man. “The guy drove past me, I recognized his car, I made eye contact and then gave a cool nonch...
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1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite
Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...
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Politics as a Car Review
Welcome to what we hope will be a series from our new motoring correspondent. He has a wealth of experience with crashing things, talking crap down the pub, and almost wrote a letter to Top Gear once. To get things started, we asked him for a quic...
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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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Revealed, why the roads are busy in the rain
GM to launch line of Fords
Bush Agrees to Supply Monkeys to Detroit Automakers
Fastest Isn't Quickest
BMW has announced it is recalling all models of its cars due to 'a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.'
City of Dudley wins funding for National Hubcap museum
Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.
Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents
Mandelson supports Green car but will not support Redcar
Cosa Nostra/Mafiosi Fiat devour European General Motors
Pensioner survives being dragged by car
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Obama sold on Chrysler's new concept car: "The Homer-Mobile"
Motor City - Saved by a government bailout for the second time by holding its employees hostage for a second time, the buzz around Capitol Hill is that Chrysler won over President Barack Obama with new concept car design they call: "The Obama-Mobile"...
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Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections
ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).
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Citroen and Other European Car-Makers To Sell "Pre-Burned" Cars
PARIS (AFP)-The president of French car manufacturer Citroen has announced that his firm will begin selling "pre-burned" cars to the European market, to prevent them from being torched by immigrant arsonists.
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Das Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)
Did we lie about emissions from our diesel engines? That's not a fair question, not at all. In fact, the entire format of this . . . this inquisition is unfair! It is typical of the liberal media to play gotcha with questions like that. That's why we should be allowed to do our own testing, and just hand over our results to the EPA. In the future, that's the only basis on which we'll...
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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...
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Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno
Jay Leno says that he loves hosting The Tonight Show so much that he plans on doing it when he is well into his 80s even if he has to do the stand up monologue using a walker. He recently told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that if he is ever fired by NBC that he would possibly consider burning down The Tonight Show studio. Leno acknowledged that he knows it will probably mean that...
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"I Invented The Volkswagen Passat," Claims Bono
Bono, the humanitarian and lead singer of U2, has claimed that he created the German passenger car, the Volkswagen Passat. This was one of a number of bizarre claims made by the singer at a press conference where Peter Robinson announced that he w...
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Florida is Being Covered With Asphalt
In the newspaper today, I read: There are 60,000 square miles of paved roads in the United States. That's the equivalent of Florida being covered with asphalt. Imagine that, an entire state covered with asphalt! And is it coincidence that the state of choice is Florida? I think not. Most of the citizenry is over sixty five, anyway. Right? And that gives them the right to drive where ever th...
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New Flint Mayor Promises To Bring Back Autoworld
Newly elected mayor of Flint, Michigan, Karen Weaver, took the oath of office this morning. Ms. Weaver is the first African-American women elected Mayor of Flint. She won in a landslide, 82% to 18%, and clearly has a strong mandate. In a one hou...
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Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.
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Nashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car
Jesse Hancock of Nashville, Tennessee, delighted to discover the keys to happiness in a book at his neighborhood branch library, hastily jotted them on a scrap of paper, only to accidentally lock them in his car - along with his regular keys. "So...
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