Funny story: SNP Daewoo Deepfry

SNP Daewoo Deepfry

Initial Impressions The deepfry is actually a solid and reliable vehicle despite its rather poor history. It does still sadly have a tendency to only go in one direction, and to break down when put under pressure. As usual, it is badly let down by...

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Funny story: Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Trump Admits to Being a Racist but Not Nearly as Much So as Those NASCAR Drivers

Pushing back against allegations that he is a racist, United States president, Donald Trump, stated that while he may have some racist tendencies when it comes to driving, he doesn't even come close to "those NASCAR drivers." "Granted, l like a li...

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Funny story: Man Absolutely Nails Perfect Wave to Passing Driver

Man Absolutely Nails Perfect Wave to Passing Driver

A man driving back from the dump today absolutely nailed his wave to a minor acquaintance who passed him in his car. “It was just fantastic,” said the man. “The guy drove past me, I recognized his car, I made eye contact and then gave a cool nonch...

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Funny story: 1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite

1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite

Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...

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Funny story: Politics as a Car Review

Politics as a Car Review

Welcome to what we hope will be a series from our new motoring correspondent. He has a wealth of experience with crashing things, talking crap down the pub, and almost wrote a letter to Top Gear once. To get things started, we asked him for a quic...

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Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Funny story: Obama sold on Chrysler's new concept car: "The Homer-Mobile"

Obama sold on Chrysler's new concept car: "The Homer-Mobile"

Motor City - Saved by a government bailout for the second time by holding its employees hostage for a second time, the buzz around Capitol Hill is that Chrysler won over President Barack Obama with new concept car design they call: "The Obama-Mobile"...

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Funny story: Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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Funny story: Citroen and Other European Car-Makers To Sell "Pre-Burned" Cars

Citroen and Other European Car-Makers To Sell "Pre-Burned" Cars

PARIS (AFP)-The president of French car manufacturer Citroen has announced that his firm will begin selling "pre-burned" cars to the European market, to prevent them from being torched by immigrant arsonists.

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Funny story: Das Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)

Das Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)

Did we lie about emissions from our diesel engines? That's not a fair question, not at all. In fact, the entire format of this . . . this inquisition is unfair! It is typical of the liberal media to play gotcha with questions like that. That's why we should be allowed to do our own testing, and just hand over our results to the EPA. In the future, that's the only basis on which we'll...

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Funny story: The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...

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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Jay Leno says that he loves hosting The Tonight Show so much that he plans on doing it when he is well into his 80s even if he has to do the stand up monologue using a walker. He recently told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that if he is ever fired by NBC that he would possibly consider burning down The Tonight Show studio. Leno acknowledged that he knows it will probably mean that...

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Funny story: Driver Went Through Red Light

Driver Went Through Red Light

A motorist in the Thai capital of Bangkok was labelled with being 'irresponsible' this afternoon, after he deliberately drove through traffic lights which were clearly on 'red', which means 'stop'. The driver, who was in a jet-black 2016 Landcruis...

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Funny story: "I Invented The Volkswagen Passat," Claims Bono

"I Invented The Volkswagen Passat," Claims Bono

Bono, the humanitarian and lead singer of U2, has claimed that he created the German passenger car, the Volkswagen Passat. This was one of a number of bizarre claims made by the singer at a press conference where Peter Robinson announced that he w...

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Funny story: Florida is Being Covered With Asphalt

Florida is Being Covered With Asphalt

In the newspaper today, I read: There are 60,000 square miles of paved roads in the United States. That's the equivalent of Florida being covered with asphalt. Imagine that, an entire state covered with asphalt! And is it coincidence that the state of choice is Florida? I think not. Most of the citizenry is over sixty five, anyway. Right? And that gives them the right to drive where ever th...

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Funny story: New Flint Mayor Promises To Bring Back Autoworld

New Flint Mayor Promises To Bring Back Autoworld

Newly elected mayor of Flint, Michigan, Karen Weaver, took the oath of office this morning. Ms. Weaver is the first African-American women elected Mayor of Flint. She won in a landslide, 82% to 18%, and clearly has a strong mandate. In a one hou...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.

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Funny story: Nashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car

Nashville Man Locks Keys to Happiness - and Regular Keys - in Car

Jesse Hancock of Nashville, Tennessee, delighted to discover the keys to happiness in a book at his neighborhood branch library, hastily jotted them on a scrap of paper, only to accidentally lock them in his car - along with his regular keys. "So...

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Funny story: Hybrid Cars Still Butt Ugly

Hybrid Cars Still Butt Ugly

Beverly Hills - Hybrid cars get great gas mileage and qualify for generous tax rebates, but the current crop is "Butt Ugly" according to fashion designer Tommy Hilfinger. " When you own a piece of automotive art like a Porsche 911 or...

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Funny story: Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

Audi Replaces BMW as Tossers' Vehicle of Choice

The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...

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