Funny story - City Council Approves Removal Of Bike Lanes In Favor Of 'Hot Wheels Lanes'

City Council Approves Removal Of Bike Lanes In Favor Of 'Hot Wheels Lanes'

Just as DC Comics has the fictional cities of Gotham City and Metropolis, the fictional country of Canada has the fictional city of Toronto, which is, in turn, governed by a fictional group of city councilors. One Councillor in particular, Brackle…

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Funny story - The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 83%

The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 83%

DETROIT – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that sales of convertibles have plummeted by 83%. The tremendous fall is being blamed solely on the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza virus) which was named by China’s leader Xi J…

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Funny story - Florida Outlaws Sexual Intercourse in The Back Seat of A Car

Florida Outlaws Sexual Intercourse in The Back Seat of A Car

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The Florida state legislature has just passed Resolution Bill #17-4169 SI, which states that it is now strictly forbidden for a couple to engage in sexual intercourse in the back of a vehicle, namely a car, a tr…

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Funny story - Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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Funny story - Detroit Says 2023 Automobiles Will Not Have Ignition Keys

Detroit Says 2023 Automobiles Will Not Have Ignition Keys

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The American Auto Industry has just announced a huge change for the 2023 automotive season. A spokesperson for Ford Motors said that they have devised a new automobile ignition system that will not require a key. Ford…

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Funny story - Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Funny story - Things you will learn from Modern South Asian Soaps

Things you will learn from Modern South Asian Soaps

- The biggest aim in life is to get married; everything else falls into place once you achieve this monumental milestone - Every one is well settled in life, they all live in huge houses and drive luxury cars, some how they don’t know who to get married to...

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Funny story - Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus

Man's Ford Capri Has Coronavirus

A man in Bradford has said that his car, which he has been driving for more than forty years, has come down with the Coronavirus. Phil Riddiough, 62, has been driving his yellow Ford Capri, Maisie, to and from work - and other places - since 1978,...

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Funny story - Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.

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Funny story - Fudpucker Motors Introduces New Squirrel-Powered Car

Fudpucker Motors Introduces New Squirrel-Powered Car

In Rooster Flats, Tennessee yesterday, garage genius Stanley Fudpucker showed his prototype of a new car, the 12-squirreled Fink Mobile powered completely by common grey squirrels. "I've already got Ford and Toyota interested" Fudpucker told rep...

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Funny story - Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.

Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.

In a late-breaking announcement, the self-driving car unit of Alphabet, Inc, parent company of Google Laboratories, stated they will outfit all new car models with a robotic hand to "give the finger" to other unmanned vehicles as well as traditional...

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Funny story - Government Cutbacks to hit drivers...again!

Government Cutbacks to hit drivers...again!

The government are having a cut back on the size of car park spaces so that only smart cars will be able to fit in them. MP Ted Slime states: "With the country in the state it's in we need to save money wherever we can , so we can save on the pain...

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Funny story - Fart Powered Car Breaks Record

Fart Powered Car Breaks Record

A British engineer from Hampshire has broken the world land speed record for a human gas powered vehicle. Richard Jenkins reached 126.1 mph (202.9 kmh) in his car Greenbird on the dry plains of Ivanpah Lake in Nevada purely by using farts, collect...

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Funny story - Motorway signs are all lies

Motorway signs are all lies

The warning signs seen across British motorways are written entirely by compulsive liars, it has emerged. Signs such as "Queue Ahead" and "Obstruction in carriageway" simply aren't true. A spokesperson for the British Highways has admitted "We...

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Funny story - BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...

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Funny story - Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Service stations up and down the country have been forced to erect signs warning motorists of illegal car-park traders that have been accosting innocent visitors to the service stations on Britain's motorways. "It has got to be quite a problem," s...

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Funny story - The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 313%

The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 313%

DETROIT – (Satire News) - The United States auto industry is reeling from the fact that sales of convertibles has spiraled down in just the past six months. Tab Vienna, a spokesman for Kia, said that sales of the once very popular ‘topless’ cars h…

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Funny story - Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President-elect Barack Obama has unveiled his plan to save the ailing US auto industry by nationalizing the auto sector and making a single car model, to be known as the "Obamawagen." Modeled on the popular beetle-shaped...

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Funny story - Idiot in fast lane only going 78

Idiot in fast lane only going 78

CONNECTICUT--In defiance of simple highway courtesy, commuters on I-95 southbound reported Wednesday that the owner of a 2005 Volvo S60 was traveling at a paltry 78 miles per hour, despite the fact that the car was in the left-hand lane. "God, can...

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Funny story - A push to upgrade car alarms

A push to upgrade car alarms

Bob is annoyed that his car alarm is such a lousy deterrent. In these times of increasing crime and vandalism, he is pushing automakers to up the ante, electrifying the cars exterior, deploying a laser-guided punching bag, or some such.

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