Chrysler to Introduce the World’s Smallest Car

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 21 April 2020

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The 2021 Chrysler Koala only weighs 415 pounds.

DETROIT – The Chrysler Motor Corporation has just announced that they will soon be coming out with a brand new automobile.

Chrysler spokeswoman Pamela Paloonick, 59, said that the car giant will be introducing the 2021 Chrysler Koala.

She stated that the car, which was developed in Osaka, Japan will be very, very tiny and will weigh about 415 pounds soak and wet.

Mrs. Paloonick went on to say that it will be the smallest car ever developed any where in the world including South Korea and Switzerland.

The car will only have room for the driver and possibly a circus midget as long as he or she sits on the driver’s lap.

When asked about the mileage, Paloonick said that the new Chrysler Koala will get 195 miles per gallon in the city and 226 miles per gallon in the country.

Mrs. Paloonick said that for the first year the little car will only be available in white, yellow, and chartreuse.

She disclosed that the Koala will retail for $975 plus tax, title, and license.

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