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Man Absolutely Nails Perfect Wave to Passing Driver

Funny story: Man Absolutely Nails Perfect Wave to Passing Driver

A man driving back from the dump today absolutely nailed his wave to a minor acquaintance who passed him in his car. “It was just fantastic,” said the man. “The guy drove past me, I recognized his car, I made eye contact and then gave a cool nonch...

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The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Funny story: The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...

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Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

Funny story: Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

In Royal news, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, is considering changing his vehicle, after spectacularly failing to realize that, at 97 years old, accidents are your own fault, not the car's. The accident-prone Duke was involved in a smash wi...

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Opinion: If Vehicular Manslaughter is wrong I don’t wanna be right

This piece is an opinion piece and doesn’t represent the views of The Spoof Let me ask this question, when did our country become such a puritanical society that the very idea of vehicular manslaughter is now frowned upon across the political aisl...

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Dumb MFer Gets Ripped Off Buying Used Hyundai

Funny story: Dumb MFer Gets Ripped Off Buying Used Hyundai

A local moron just got ripped off buying a used Hyundai Sonata. "I bought the bumper-to-bumper warranty, which added like $3,000 to the price of this cheap piece of shit," the dumb motherfucker from Carson Township said. But the bumper-to-bump...

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BMW solves UK car recall crisis and declares it all a mistake

Funny story: BMW solves UK car recall crisis and declares it all a mistake

BMW announced today that its recall of over 300,000 cars in the UK has been cancelled as being totally unnecessary and unfounded. Originally, there was a concern that cars were prone to suddenly stopping without notice, with the electrics and ligh...

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Driver Went Through Red Light

Funny story: Driver Went Through Red Light

A motorist in the Thai capital of Bangkok was labelled with being 'irresponsible' this afternoon, after he deliberately drove through traffic lights which were clearly on 'red', which means 'stop'. The driver, who was in a jet-black 2016 Landcruis...

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Uber Death Could Be Start Of 'Rise Of The Machines'

Funny story: Uber Death Could Be Start Of 'Rise Of The Machines'

Experts investigating the death of a woman in Tempe, Arizona, are saying that the circumstances are "grimly reminiscent" of events portrayed in the 2003 Hollywood movie 'Terminator 3 - Rise Of The Machines'. According to eyewitnesses, Elaine Conno...

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CNN and Lawmakers: "We Should Ban all Cars;" We Need to do This!

Funny story: CNN and Lawmakers: "We Should Ban all Cars;" We Need to do This!

According to CNN, "auto accidents kill too many, we need to ban cars and guns..." After another tragic shooting in our nation, CNN and others are pushing to ban all guns. A talk on gun control between two high school students after the fact was ca...

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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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French car makers eradicate British scrap maker!

Funny story: French car makers eradicate British scrap maker!

It required a French, yes French, car-making giant to relieve a traditional name indented into the hearts of British industry from their agony. The name, Vauxhall, will disappear like many of it's past colleagues; Morris, Austin, among others who fai...

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BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Funny story: BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...

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Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.

Funny story: Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.

In a late-breaking announcement, the self-driving car unit of Alphabet, Inc, parent company of Google Laboratories, stated they will outfit all new car models with a robotic hand to "give the finger" to other unmanned vehicles as well as traditional...

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Motorway signs are all lies

Funny story: Motorway signs are all lies

The warning signs seen across British motorways are written entirely by compulsive liars, it has emerged. Signs such as "Queue Ahead" and "Obstruction in carriageway" simply aren't true. A spokesperson for the British Highways has admitted "We...

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New Flint Mayor Promises To Bring Back Autoworld

Funny story: New Flint Mayor Promises To Bring Back Autoworld

Newly elected mayor of Flint, Michigan, Karen Weaver, took the oath of office this morning. Ms. Weaver is the first African-American women elected Mayor of Flint. She won in a landslide, 82% to 18%, and clearly has a strong mandate. In a one hou...

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Das Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)

Did we lie about emissions from our diesel engines? That's not a fair question, not at all. In fact, the entire format of this . . . this inquisition is unfair! It is typical of the liberal media to play gotcha with questions like that. That's why we should be allowed to do our own testing, and just hand over our results to the EPA. In the future, that's the only basis on which we'll...

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Bumper Stickers Annonymous

Funny story: Bumper Stickers Annonymous

You're driving down the road and suddenly you find yourself behind a vehicle covered completely in bumper stickers. What do you do? This is exactly the question local officials are asking in the latest crackdown for road safety.

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Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Funny story: Hot Wheels Inc. To Take Over Broken Nat'l Hot Rod Assoc.

Gainesville, FL - The troubled National Hot Rod Association has been running out of gas and getting lapped by NASCAR and Formula 1 Auto Racing for the last three decades, but the folks over at Hot Wheels, Inc. think they have the solution to turn the...

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