Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...
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President Biden Told Furloughed Auto Workers In Detroit That President Obama Is The Best President of All-Time
DETROIT - (Satire News) - POTUS and VPOTUS traveled to Detroit, to visit a group of unemployed auto workers. President Biden assured them that he was going to sign a Presidential Executive Order which would raise the amount of food stamps that the…
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Maria Sharapova Agrees To Play President Obama In A Benefit Tennis Match
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the world's top professional tennis pros, Maria Sharapova, has agreed to play the president of the United States in a benefit tennis match. The match will take place in the summer at The Dr. Renee Richards Tennis Courts i...
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President Obama Hints That He May Run For President In 2024
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - A QuinniPinni Poll reveals that President Barack Obama's approval rating nationwide is 97% among Democrats and 71% among Republicans. Senators from every state in the nation have urged Obama to run in 2024, because he wil…
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Obama Orders New Presidential Limo: See It On TV's "Pimp my Ride!"
Zastava, Yugoslavia/Daily Worker Saying he is a "Man of the People", President by Acclimation Barack Hussein Obama , announced today he has commissioned a new Presidential Limousine to replace the gas guzzling, ostentatious ride of former US leaders...
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Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link
Donald Trump will today reveal that after years of digging into Barack Obama's birth records he has found out something that will shake the nation to its knees. Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961 but in 1963 when Obama was just two years old he was...
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President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business
Brenda Lee Sues Obama In Royalty Dispute
Mitt Romney Says President Obama Was Born In The USA - Paul Ryan Says "Nope"
If Elected President, Obama Promises Soul Food and Honky Food in White House
Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama
Michelle Obama's Birth Certificate Is Missing
US military rejects calls to 'go nuclear' and seal the damn oil spill
Obama Requests Congress to Approve Cabinet Prior to Election!
Soros = soroS: The Looking Glass War
Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!
Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney
Romney employs Anti-Fall measures
Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade
Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi of California made the mistake of giving away all of her tickets to the Inagural Parade and did not save any for herself. In a move speaking of her enterprising and inventive nature, however, Pelosi decid...
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Obama Joins New Church
Last month, Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama was under intense political pressure due to anti-white and anti-American slurs made by the clergyman of his Illinois church. In order to avoid the backlash from that negative publicity, the...
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Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal
Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...
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Paranoid Cop Falsely Accuses Booger Slinger
As police across the fruited plain are being squirted with water pistols and “deloused” with buckets of water, many members of the so-called “thin blue line” have become paranoid. A Marion County, Indiana, officer, Dee Jay, who asked to remain ano...
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Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists
White racists who said race was important in picking their candidate have been about twice as likely to back Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton than Sen. Barack Obama.
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Othello - The Obama Version
OTHELLO REWRITTEN (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Dramatis Personae IAGO- Advisor to Othello - played by Hillary Clinton CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago - played by Bill Clinton OTHELLO- A noble Moor leader - played by President Barack Obama DESDEMONA- Wife to Othello - played by Michelle Obama SERVANT- played by Joe Biden ACT...
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Tiger Woods Is Back, And Trump Thinks, "Me too?"
Tiger Woods says he's going after another green jacket at the Master's Championship in Augusta, Georgia. Five green jackets weren't enough; he wanted an even half-dozen. He loves the sport and is welcome back after a harrowing automobile accident in…
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Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"
Washington, DC-Saying that the decision was "safest for the whole word", President Obama has issued an executive order calling for the immediate and complete disarmament of all nuclear weapons in the United States. At a press conference on Friday, th...
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Secretary of Education Urges Removal of Word "Privacy" from School Dictionaries
"Privacy is dead, and that's a good thing," pronounced U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan in his recent address to Congress regarding the content of dictionaries currently used in federally-funded public schools. "And our dictionaries should ref...
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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Obama to lay Wreath upon Tomb of the Unknown Janitor
Breaking with a long-held tradition, Barack Obama will not attend the Memorial Day ceremony performed by every other American war-time President of laying the wreath upon the head gravestone at Arlington National Cemetery. Instead, Mr. Obama...
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Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists
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Obama Orders New Presidential Limo: See It On TV's "Pimp my Ride!"
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Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade
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Obama Chanelling Michael Jackson?
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Maria Sharapova Agrees To Play President Obama In A Benefit Tennis Match
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Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"
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Tiger Woods Is Back, And Trump Thinks, "Me too?"
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President Biden Told Furloughed Auto Workers In Detroit That President Obama Is The Best President of All-Time
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
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Obama Joins New Church
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Obama to lay Wreath upon Tomb of the Unknown Janitor
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Othello - The Obama Version
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Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
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Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link
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Secretary of Education Urges Removal of Word "Privacy" from School Dictionaries
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Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal
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Paranoid Cop Falsely Accuses Booger Slinger
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President Obama Hints That He May Run For President In 2024
