Funny story - Don’t Diss The Donald

Don’t Diss The Donald

BILLINGSGATE POST: For some, it was the best of times. But for one writer, it was the wurst of times. The fickle wiener of fate had passed her by like a runaway Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Unable to reconcile a mother’s admonition that “If you don’t h…

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Funny story - President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business

President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business

President Obama expressed optimism about his new business selling Amway products from a small room in the White House. "I was going to make this into a "man cave" but this idea is much more productive. Vitamins, dish soap, deodorant, we'll...

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Funny story - Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has responded to White House reports that allege that she has been sending text messages of a personal nature to President Obama. The very pretty prime minister did admit that she...

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Funny story - Brenda Lee Sues Obama In Royalty Dispute

Brenda Lee Sues Obama In Royalty Dispute

Washington,D.C.-When President Obama gets back from his world tour he'll have one more domestic problem to deal with. Singer Brenda Lee is suing the president over his repeated use of her trademark song "I'm Sorry" without paying royalties or even c...

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Funny story - Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious

Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious

After the Trump administration floundered in it's first hundred days, former President Obama decided to declare martial law in the US. In response, a livid President Trump tweeted with plans for an invasion of Obama's headquarters in Jamaica. "...

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Funny story - Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!

Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!

Health officials in Newark, NJ were aghast today after reports from area hospitals confirmed at least six (6) women were suffering serious infections in their derrieres after being 'pumped up' by moonlighting government caulkers paid to 'cut drafts a...

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Funny story - Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...

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Funny story - Hydroxychloroquine Has Driven Trump Crazy

Hydroxychloroquine Has Driven Trump Crazy

President Donald Trump said, Monday, he's been taking the drug hydroxychloroquine daily for a week and a half. "I take it because I hear very good things about it," Trump said at the White House press conference. He continued, “Sean Hannity told me...

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Funny story - Trump ID’s Whistleblower: Obama’s Mother In Law Was Trojan Horse

Trump ID’s Whistleblower: Obama’s Mother In Law Was Trojan Horse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Odysseus snuck into Troy in a wooden horse has such an audacious plot been attempted. In a replay of this mythological ploy of skullduggery, Marian Lois Robinson, mother of Michelle Obama, was identified by President Tr...

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Funny story - Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Medical Journal - Vice President Elect Joe Biden suddenly resurfaced today after having "gone missing" since the night of the Presidential election over a month ago. Mysteriously, no one noticed he had been missing! A...

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Funny story - Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...

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Funny story - Obama And Trump Face Off In Not So Epic Lightsaber Battle

Obama And Trump Face Off In Not So Epic Lightsaber Battle

Barrack Obama was knighted by the Jedi council and was enlisted in the fight against Donald Trump. Barrack Obama then proved his mettle by besting President Donald Trump in a mere two minute lightsaber fight. Master Yoda explained the council's de...

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Funny story - TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks

TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks

WARNING: THIS STORY IS DESIGNATED TOP SECRET: It was found hidden in the socks of Valerie Jarrett as she was leaving the National Archives. BILLINGSGATE POST (Dateline March 25, 2012) From the ramparts of Observation Point Ouellette, the c...

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Funny story - Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Chicago,Il, Soap Oprah Times - "Jilly" Biden, wife of VP Elect Joe "loose cannon" Biden, stunned Oprah and her listeners recently when she revealed Hillary Clinton only got the Secretary of State Post because "Joey" didn't want it! According to Mr...

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Funny story - Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Chicago, IL - Former President Barack Obama doesn't know what to do with himself these days. After months of travel and adventure camps, Obama remains without a job or sense of purpose. "Time of my life!" wrote Obama in a recent tweet which was qu...

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Funny story - Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.

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Funny story - McDonnell Douglas Has Just Been Awarded The U.S. Government's Contract To Produce One-Man Stealth Helicopters

McDonnell Douglas Has Just Been Awarded The U.S. Government's Contract To Produce One-Man Stealth Helicopters

PITTSBURGH - President Obama is proud to make a very important announcement regarding the nation's military. The president speaking before a convention of retired gas meter readers in Pittsburgh stated that he had just signed a contract with the h...

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Funny story - Naugas Placed on the Endangered Species List

Naugas Placed on the Endangered Species List

Washington DC: Based on recommendations of the US Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) President Obama has placed the Nauga on the endangered species list (ESL). The endangered species act (ESA) was passed by Congress in 1973. The USFWS can decide to...

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Funny story - President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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Funny story - Obama Takes Massive Shit In Nebraska Grade-School Girls' Bathroom To Celebrate Latest Decree

Obama Takes Massive Shit In Nebraska Grade-School Girls' Bathroom To Celebrate Latest Decree

Omaha, Nebraska - Saying his "massive log hurt coming out, but no birth of a new era is without its share of growing pains," President Obama planted a massive yam in a girls' grade school toilet in Omaha, Nebraska yesterday. A team of janitors a...

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