Let’s Drink Mud -Trump Rolls Back Obama's Clean Water Bill
In a further attempt to destroy the country, sicken the population, weaken the greatest democracy in the world, and to make Vladimir Putin lip-smacking happy, Donald Trump has decided to roll back the Clean Water Protection Bill introduced by Presid...Read full story
A Dire Warning From President Trump
President Trump just delivered a new address. Here it is: My fellow Americans, many of whom are my friends…all of you, all Americans are my friends. Most of them. Very few people don’t like me, and those that don’t are bad people. Like Hilla...Read full story
Kissinger to lead US ground invasion of Libya
New York - Wearing an 80 pound back pack and carrying an M16, Dr. Henry Kissinger was last seen boarding a military transport bound for the staging area (classified location) for the Libya invasion. Just prior to departing, Dr. Kissinger, panting from the exertion at his advanced age, held a brief press conference on the tarmac. His statement is given below. For years we have tried...Read full story
Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!
During the Vietnam war, the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved, and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean-looking guy with a hog-leg strapped t...Read full story
President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business
President Obama expressed optimism about his new business selling Amway products from a small room in the White House. "I was going to make this into a "man cave" but this idea is much more productive. Vitamins, dish soap, deodorant, we'll...Read full story
Obama Takes Out Contract on America
Washington, D.C.-President Obama, frustrated with progress on his health care bill has taken out a contract on America. Members of The United Union Goons Union will stop at nothing to see the contract fulfilled. Even if it means eating their own.Read full story
World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.
World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...Read full story
Obama sold on Chrysler's new concept car: "The Homer-Mobile"
Motor City - Saved by a government bailout for the second time by holding its employees hostage for a second time, the buzz around Capitol Hill is that Chrysler won over President Barack Obama with new concept car design they call: "The Obama-Mobile"...Read full story
Obama And Trump Face Off In Not So Epic Lightsaber Battle
Barrack Obama was knighted by the Jedi council and was enlisted in the fight against Donald Trump. Barrack Obama then proved his mettle by besting President Donald Trump in a mere two minute lightsaber fight. Master Yoda explained the council's de...Read full story
Obama on Cattle Guards
For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing ove...Read full story
GOP Contemplates Psychological Intervention as Obama's ADHD Revealed!
Washington, DC/ Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Top Secret Medical Update - Political Pundits throughout the nation's capitol huddled in small groups and spoke in whispers discussing a top secret medical report leaked by Joe Biden, confirming what everyon...Read full story
L.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama
Representatives of both the Rams and the Patriots talked to President Obama's people about the winner of the Super Bowl visiting Obama afterwards. This is following the example of the Golden State Warriors, who met with Obama following their NBA Cham...Read full story
Japanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs
Tokyo, Japan Japan showed its true colors today as the island republic announced that they have created a nuclear fire breathing gigantic dinosaur lizard named Godzilla and that they might not be able to stop him once he starts heading toward the sun...Read full story
King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.
Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the type of Conservative who has God sanctioned missionary style sex with my wife while thinking about Ronald Reagan. Today's hero of Freedom is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Rand is the son o...Read full story
Barack Obama - Freddie Mac-Daddy and a Fannie Mae Ho
Sept. 2008, Center for Responsive Politics came out this week showing that Barack Obama was the 2nd largest recipient of cash from troubled financial giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, who were in deep doo-doo this summer and they were facing going b...Read full story
President Obama reveals Extra-terrestrial Intelligence
Washington, DC - An emotional President Obama held an impromptu press conference in The Rose Garden today, where he made an announcement sure to stun the international community, once the information is processed and confirmed. "My fellow world c...Read full story
The Nude Photos of The First Mama, Michelle Obama Appear To Be Fake
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - The president and the first lady were in Shreveport attending the birthday celebration of one of Michelle Obama's cousins TaTaQuisha Fillipity. TaTaQuisha, who turned 21, was recently named Shreveport's Miss Shrimp Gumbo Et...Read full story
Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!
Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...Read full story
Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread
Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...Read full story
Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!
Children all over the world have become enthralled with the Ice Princess Sarah Palin talking doll. Last month the hot item in figurines was Obama, My Little Messiah. In the fickle world of play things, the little doll called Sarah has captured ma...Read full story