Blacklisp Spoiler
Hollow Wood, CA - Our Blacklisp source, janitor Moppet Buckae, stopped by my desk this morning and dropped off a script copy of the finale of the Blacklisp. It’s the most ridiculous episode yet, but very believable. Dumboy returns just in ti...
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Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just let the world know that it has just developed a drone that is so powerful that it can actually carry a Greyhound Bus. Denmark's Prime Minister, the very attractive Helle Thorning-Schmidt unveile...
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Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark. Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he be...
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Helle Thorning-Schmidt Tells Michelle Obama To Stop Being So Darn Jealous
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Saying that she has kept quiet long enough, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has told the world press that Michelle Obama really needs to stop being so darn jealous of her husband's political relationship with her.
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Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday
Arizona - Sunday UPDATE - According to local reports in Mesa, AZ, the toxins were administered via truck early Sunday morning. In addition to the stray cats and mosquitoes that were killed, the occasional unaware pedestrian was sprayed. Of cour...
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L.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama
Representatives of both the Rams and the Patriots talked to President Obama's people about the winner of the Super Bowl visiting Obama afterwards. This is following the example of the Golden State Warriors, who met with Obama following their NBA Cham...
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President Trump Upset That People Still Address Barack Obama As "Mr. President"
Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office
Blossom Goodchild predicts Obama landslide!
Naugas Placed on the Endangered Species List
Barack Obama: Please Come Back
President Obama Threatens to Resign Over Memorial Day Flap
US sues Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi
Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Invited To The White House For A St. Patrick's Day Barbecue
Obama And Trump Face Off In Not So Epic Lightsaber Battle
Shattering the Myth of Barack O'Barmy's Origins
Obama Chooses Colin Powell for VP
Putin Moves Troops Back into Poland after 'Accidental Plane Crash' Kills Country's President & Entire Staff!
Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All
BILLINGSGATE POST: Live from Des Moines, Iowa: Former Vice-President Joe Biden, still recovering from a partial lobotomy and hair transplant, was asked by rogue reporter, Slim Everdingle, how he was going to fund his Medicare for all program. Po...
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Judges: Ohio illegal, at least on paper
A panel of three federal judges weighed in on a, uh, weighty matter, when they ruled, unanimously, that a map of Ohio is “unconstitutional.” Writing for the majority, B. Czaro, who asked to remain anonymous, wrote, “We are convinced that this diag...
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Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!
During the Vietnam war, the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved, and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean-looking guy with a hog-leg strapped t...
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Nike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power
RALEIGH, NC - In a college basketball game between Duke University and the University of North Carolina, one of the Next-Generation shoes "exploded" while being worn by Zion Williamson. Adding to the shock, President Barack Obama attended the game, a...
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ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly
Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...
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Trump to Offer Online Course: "Effective Use of Social Media in POLITICS"
U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he will soon be offering an eight-week online course titled "Effective Use of Social Media in POLITICS." The course will focus particularly on the popular social media platform, Twitter, where Trump has show...
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Tibet to Change Name in Honor of Barack Obama
Tibet, the mountainous country "at the top of the world" that has been controlled by China for many years, has decided to change the name of a beloved citizen to honor newly elected U.S. President Barack Obama. To commememorate the election of the...
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Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...
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Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr
Facing certain defeat due to Barack Obama's insurmountable lead and his refusal to look for sex in public bathrooms, Senator Hillary Clinton resigned from the race for the Democratic presidential nomination on Tuesday night.
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The Obama Book of Revelation
This is the Book of Revelation of Obama, written by the scribes of Cheney in the year two score and three. And in the land there were many false prophets and charlatans, and many spake ill of one another, and the people were sorely puzzled, and some wished for a saviour. 'Where is our Messiah?', they cried, and rent their clothes and gnashed their teeth, for there was much unhappiness across th...
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Osama to change name - seeks suggestions
Popular millionaire terrorist and murderer, Osama Bin Laden of 3, The Cave, Uphills, Pakistan (turn left after the Halal Burger King on Highway 13) is seeking to change his name, according to his public relations agency Al Jazera. Fed up being cal...
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Palin Accuses Obama of Fraternization With Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.
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Obama Builds Basketball Court In White House
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Obama Apologizes to Loyalists
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Election anniversary shocker for Obama
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Michelle Obama Admits Blow Up Doll Of Obama Better Than Obama!
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Dazed & Confused Obama Blames "bad cabbage" for Explosions at South Korean Kimchee Processing Plant!
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Basketcase Obama in stitches - sounds like another presidential pretzel moment!
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Kim Jong Un Has Been Invited To Beverly Hills To Get A Complete Makeover
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Obama's TV Picks for 2014: Edgy, Realistic Shows
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Dr. Emil Skoda: “Senator Mitch McConnell Believes Every Group That Aren't White Males Are a Mob”
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Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!
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Leaked Memo Says Obama's Nomination was Affirmative Action by Democrats
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Obama Introduces "Auto-Erotic" Tax At White House Health Forum
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Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs
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President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business
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The United States To Do Away With The Food Stamp Program
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Obama Drones On in Pakistan
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Putin Puts In His Pugnacious Presence to Punitively Preempt and Perhaps Plunder the Syrian Proceedings Plight
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Abe the turkey rejects Obama's pardon
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Latest Trump Tweet: Obama Shot JFK
