Biden Denies Wearing Codpiece In Sanders Debate
BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden is famous for having a mouth that writes checks his ass can’t cash. After introducing President Obama at the signing ceremony for healthcare reform, he turned and embraced his boss while whispering into Obama’s ear: “T...
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Illuminati to Focus on World Finance Domination
AUSTIN, TEXAS - The Illuminati are giving up on "Political Intrigue", because they are sick and tired of the "f*cking incompetence" which is rampant among ALL politicians. Keeping their focus on control of the Financial Markets, the Banks, and Invest...
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Trump Declares That Barack Obama Is To Blame For The Coronavirus
CHICAGO – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of the biggest anti-Trump advocates, George “The Man“ Conway, of the Dump Trump 2020 group, says that there just seems to be no end to the chicken droppings that spew out of “The Orange Fuhrer’s”...
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President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business
President Obama expressed optimism about his new business selling Amway products from a small room in the White House. "I was going to make this into a "man cave" but this idea is much more productive. Vitamins, dish soap, deodorant, we'll...
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Latest DNC quid pro quo in trouble backstage as July convention approaches
As the saying goes, “You can't make this stuff up”--as we move to the latest news, according to insider sources. Notice the DNC has just jived the rules again by eliminating Tulsi Gabbard from the next debate as somehow deficient in delegates.
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Trump ID’s Whistleblower: Obama’s Mother In Law Was Trojan Horse
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Odysseus snuck into Troy in a wooden horse has such an audacious plot been attempted. In a replay of this mythological ploy of skullduggery, Marian Lois Robinson, mother of Michelle Obama, was identified by President Tr...
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Five Celebrity Marijuana Brands We'd Like to See
Apocalyptic Ending To Obama: Bobble-Headed Black Champion Defeated
DNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges
Retard Challenges President To A Fight
Obama doesn't want to be friends with Britain anymore
Climate Change Real Only if Obama Says it Is Not, Insists Trump
TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks
"American Gothic" a Communist Work of Art
Obama Apologizes to Loyalists
The President Names Porn Star Stormy Daniels Secretary of Sex
Washington Fury over "Freedom" Speech.
President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
Nancy Pelosi Pole Dances in Inaugural Parade
Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi of California made the mistake of giving away all of her tickets to the Inagural Parade and did not save any for herself. In a move speaking of her enterprising and inventive nature, however, Pelosi decid...
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Obama And Trump Face Off In Not So Epic Lightsaber Battle
Barrack Obama was knighted by the Jedi council and was enlisted in the fight against Donald Trump. Barrack Obama then proved his mettle by besting President Donald Trump in a mere two minute lightsaber fight. Master Yoda explained the council's de...
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Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!
Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Medical Journal - Vice President Elect Joe Biden suddenly resurfaced today after having "gone missing" since the night of the Presidential election over a month ago. Mysteriously, no one noticed he had been missing! A...
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Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious
After the Trump administration floundered in it's first hundred days, former President Obama decided to declare martial law in the US. In response, a livid President Trump tweeted with plans for an invasion of Obama's headquarters in Jamaica. "...
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A Consumer Advocate Group Warns People About Eating Frozen Fish That Came Out of Lake Michigan
DETROIT - The consumer advocate group known as We Got Your Back has just issued a very important safety message. Consumer advocate Hannibal Linoleum wants all residents of the Great Lakes area to refrain from eating fish that was frozen in Lake Mi...
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Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"
DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...
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Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has responded to White House reports that allege that she has been sending text messages of a personal nature to President Obama. The very pretty prime minister did admit that she...
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Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'
London - Hailing the 'enduring bombs' between our two countries the US President called the Queen royal 'toast'. "Your majesty's a living witness to our lyings...alliance!" Obama droned on. "And a cheap sauce of Brazilians - er...chief source of our resilience! "Hic." The Queen just sat there fidgeting in her royal banquet seat, the lamb en croute aux oignons verts repeating on her e...
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Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout
CHICAGO - Playboy Corporation mogul Hugh Hefner has offered the stunning blonde prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his magazine. Hefner spoke with reporters and stated that he knows that th...
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Brenda Lee Sues Obama In Royalty Dispute
Washington,D.C.-When President Obama gets back from his world tour he'll have one more domestic problem to deal with. Singer Brenda Lee is suing the president over his repeated use of her trademark song "I'm Sorry" without paying royalties or even c...
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Latest Trump Tweet: Obama Shot JFK
After Snoop Dogg refused to apologize for a video in which he shoots a clown faced President Trump with a marijuana gun, Trump then attacked Barrack Obama and accused the former president of shooting president John F Kennedy. Trump sparked the lat...
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New Poll: More Americans Believe In Easter Bunny Than Obama Born In USA
The new Rasmussen Pole today revealed that only 38% of voting age Americans believe that President Barack Obama was born in the USA. The same poll showed that over 42% of those polled believe in the Easter Bunny. When asked the question: If the...
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Satan's Summer Committee of 300 Address
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Historians Discover Barack Obama's Old G.I. Joes
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Queen mudder abducted by Alien Skoob1999!
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Detroit Michigan Expelled From The United States Because "It's Detroit."
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Mitch McConnel Calls for Vulgar Straight Talk With Obama
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Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe
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