Funny story: Blacklisp Spoiler

Blacklisp Spoiler

Hollow Wood, CA - Our Blacklisp source, janitor Moppet Buckae, stopped by my desk this morning and dropped off a script copy of the finale of the Blacklisp. It’s the most ridiculous episode yet, but very believable. Dumboy returns just in ti...

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Funny story: Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just let the world know that it has just developed a drone that is so powerful that it can actually carry a Greyhound Bus. Denmark's Prime Minister, the very attractive Helle Thorning-Schmidt unveile...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark. Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he be...

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Funny story: Helle Thorning-Schmidt Tells Michelle Obama To Stop Being So Darn Jealous

Helle Thorning-Schmidt Tells Michelle Obama To Stop Being So Darn Jealous

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Saying that she has kept quiet long enough, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has told the world press that Michelle Obama really needs to stop being so darn jealous of her husband's political relationship with her.

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Funny story: Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday

Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday

Arizona - Sunday UPDATE - According to local reports in Mesa, AZ, the toxins were administered via truck early Sunday morning. In addition to the stray cats and mosquitoes that were killed, the occasional unaware pedestrian was sprayed. Of cour...

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Funny story: L.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama

L.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama

Representatives of both the Rams and the Patriots talked to President Obama's people about the winner of the Super Bowl visiting Obama afterwards. This is following the example of the Golden State Warriors, who met with Obama following their NBA Cham...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

BILLINGSGATE POST: Live from Des Moines, Iowa: Former Vice-President Joe Biden, still recovering from a partial lobotomy and hair transplant, was asked by rogue reporter, Slim Everdingle, how he was going to fund his Medicare for all program. Po...

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Funny story: Judges: Ohio illegal, at least on paper

Judges: Ohio illegal, at least on paper

A panel of three federal judges weighed in on a, uh, weighty matter, when they ruled, unanimously, that a map of Ohio is “unconstitutional.” Writing for the majority, B. Czaro, who asked to remain anonymous, wrote, “We are convinced that this diag...

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Funny story: Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!

Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!

During the Vietnam war, the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved, and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean-looking guy with a hog-leg strapped t...

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Funny story: Nike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power

Nike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power

RALEIGH, NC - In a college basketball game between Duke University and the University of North Carolina, one of the Next-Generation shoes "exploded" while being worn by Zion Williamson. Adding to the shock, President Barack Obama attended the game, a...

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Funny story: ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...

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Funny story: Trump to Offer Online Course: "Effective Use of Social Media in POLITICS"

Trump to Offer Online Course: "Effective Use of Social Media in POLITICS"

U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he will soon be offering an eight-week online course titled "Effective Use of Social Media in POLITICS." The course will focus particularly on the popular social media platform, Twitter, where Trump has show...

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Funny story: Tibet to Change Name in Honor of Barack Obama

Tibet to Change Name in Honor of Barack Obama

Tibet, the mountainous country "at the top of the world" that has been controlled by China for many years, has decided to change the name of a beloved citizen to honor newly elected U.S. President Barack Obama. To commememorate the election of the...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...

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Funny story: Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Facing certain defeat due to Barack Obama's insurmountable lead and his refusal to look for sex in public bathrooms, Senator Hillary Clinton resigned from the race for the Democratic presidential nomination on Tuesday night.

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Funny story: A Message From Donald Trump

A Message From Donald Trump

Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...

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Funny story: The Obama Book of Revelation

The Obama Book of Revelation

This is the Book of Revelation of Obama, written by the scribes of Cheney in the year two score and three. And in the land there were many false prophets and charlatans, and many spake ill of one another, and the people were sorely puzzled, and some wished for a saviour. 'Where is our Messiah?', they cried, and rent their clothes and gnashed their teeth, for there was much unhappiness across th...

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Funny story: Osama to change name - seeks suggestions

Osama to change name - seeks suggestions

Popular millionaire terrorist and murderer, Osama Bin Laden of 3, The Cave, Uphills, Pakistan (turn left after the Halal Burger King on Highway 13) is seeking to change his name, according to his public relations agency Al Jazera. Fed up being cal...

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Funny story: Obama Admits He is Whipped

Obama Admits He is Whipped

Washington - President Obama admitted to the press the other day that he is whipped. His wife tells him when he can do press conferences and when he can play basketball with the guys. "I already made my wife wait an hour, so I need to leave, or I...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.

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