Funny story: Paranoid Cop Falsely Accuses Booger Slinger

Paranoid Cop Falsely Accuses Booger Slinger

As police across the fruited plain are being squirted with water pistols and “deloused” with buckets of water, many members of the so-called “thin blue line” have become paranoid. A Marion County, Indiana, officer, Dee Jay, who asked to remain ano...

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Funny story: Trump Says Obama F***ed Up White House Air Con

Trump Says Obama F***ed Up White House Air Con

Washington DC - (HotStuff): “Some like it hot!” President Grump tweeted this morning as he blamed predecessor Barack Obama for fucking up the West Wing’s air con to suit his tropical tastes. The latest rant comes amid reports that White House mech...

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Funny story: A Dire Warning From President Trump

A Dire Warning From President Trump

President Trump just delivered a new address. Here it is: My fellow Americans, many of whom are my friends…all of you, all Americans are my friends. Most of them. Very few people don’t like me, and those that don’t are bad people. Like Hilla...

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Funny story: Obama's 'miracle' visit to Myanmar....

Obama's 'miracle' visit to Myanmar....

Myanmar - Sen. Barack Obama made a surprise visit to Myanmar, site of the devastation caused by a massive cyclone which caused hundreds of thousands of deaths.

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Funny story: Conduct Unbecoming: Michelle Obama

Conduct Unbecoming: Michelle Obama

Washington DC - Latest transcripts of declassified material from the Obama years have been released - and shed some light on the former first couple’s eight-year reign. Here the Spoof website’s counter-intelligence sources can now reveal some of m...

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Funny story: Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!

Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!

During the Vietnam war, the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved, and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean-looking guy with a hog-leg strapped t...

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Funny story: Political Disease Competition Heats Up

Political Disease Competition Heats Up

The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...

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Funny story: President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business

President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business

President Obama expressed optimism about his new business selling Amway products from a small room in the White House. "I was going to make this into a "man cave" but this idea is much more productive. Vitamins, dish soap, deodorant, we'll...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

President Barack Obama is personally responsible for managing a "kill list" of people targeted for assassination by the American government - no small task. In addition, it's Obama's job to personally approve any additions to the list. At a pres...

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Funny story: Obama Announces Initiative to Find Divisibility Test for 7

Obama Announces Initiative to Find Divisibility Test for 7

President Obama announced that for the remainder of his presidential term, his administration's primary security initiative will be to find a divisibility test for the number 7. "A divisibility test for 7 has been a sort of Holy Grail, eluding us...

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Funny story: Did Iranian Rock Sink The Costa Concordia?

Did Iranian Rock Sink The Costa Concordia?

In response to US threats to impose sanctions on Iran over it's nuclear program it's been revealed that Iran has been attempting to block the Straits of Hormuz to oil tankers by rolling enormous rocks into the waters. "We've blasted about thirty...

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Funny story: When I Grow Up I'll Be ...

When I Grow Up I'll Be ...

Do you remember what you wanted to be when you grew up? A study of thousands of 11-year old American children in 1969 offered a snapshot of how they imagined their lives would be when they reached 25. Here are a few of their predictions: Barack Obama: 'When I grow up I hope to go on holiday to America or even become an American, as I have spent all my life on islands in the Pacific Ocean. If I...

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Funny story: Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!

Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!

Health officials in Newark, NJ were aghast today after reports from area hospitals confirmed at least six (6) women were suffering serious infections in their derrieres after being 'pumped up' by moonlighting government caulkers paid to 'cut drafts a...

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Funny story: "Obama Is NOT The Anti-Christ" Says Arkansas Preacher

"Obama Is NOT The Anti-Christ" Says Arkansas Preacher

HOT SPRINGS, ARKANSAS - In 2008, Reverend Jeremiah Lee Caine of the Abaddon's Gate Baptist Church became gravely concerned upon hearing Obama's claim that "this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow." According to Obama, his feats...

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Funny story: Obama Threatens Discrimination Lawsuit if He Isn't Nominated and Elected

Obama Threatens Discrimination Lawsuit if He Isn't Nominated and Elected

Senator Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination, has declared that he will sue his party on charges of racial discrimination if he is not nominated. Further, he has stated that he will sue the United States of Ame...

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Funny story: O'Bama Two Faced Coin Most Popular Commemorative!

O'Bama Two Faced Coin Most Popular Commemorative!

Beijing,China/ Toxic Junk Export News - Despite massive infusions of cash into the sagging US economy, the biggest STIMULUS appears to be the unprecedented outpouring of cash to snap up anything dealing with the Coronation of Barry O'Bama, the Iris...

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Funny story: After Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help

After Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help

WASHINGTON, DC - When President Barack Hussein Obama spoke at the United Nations Monday, he begged for cooperation with North Korea, Iran and Russia in an effort to end the Syrian civil war that has left the Middle East in ruin. Given the difficul...

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Funny story: Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious

Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious

After the Trump administration floundered in it's first hundred days, former President Obama decided to declare martial law in the US. In response, a livid President Trump tweeted with plans for an invasion of Obama's headquarters in Jamaica. "...

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Funny story: Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Last Fall, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un became enraged with the United States due to the upcoming release of the movie "The Interview." It has long been rumored that the dictator personally called President Obama to express his outrage, but until now the details of their conversation have never been revealed. Thanks to a secret North Korean source we are now able to publish a transcri...

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Funny story: Obama finds solution to US debt problem

Obama finds solution to US debt problem

The USA is two weeks away from defaulting on its $14 trillion debt mountain, and politicians from both parties have been debating the crisis to try to find the best way out. President Barack Obama has been deeply involved in these discussions, an...

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