Nike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power
RALEIGH, NC - In a college basketball game between Duke University and the University of North Carolina, one of the Next-Generation shoes "exploded" while being worn by Zion Williamson. Adding to the shock, President Barack Obama attended the game, a...
Read full storyKim Jung-Un Revokes Trump’s “McMuttleys” Dog Burger Franchise Rights
BILLINGSGATE POST: Kim Jung-Un, in response to hearing that after their meeting in Vietnam, President Trump joked about Kim Jung’s diminutive stature, countered the President by restarting his ICBM program and revoking the Trump McMuttleys dog burg...
Read full storyL.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama
Representatives of both the Rams and the Patriots talked to President Obama's people about the winner of the Super Bowl visiting Obama afterwards. This is following the example of the Golden State Warriors, who met with Obama following their NBA Cham...
Read full storyDa Nang Dick Blumenthal: Liar Or War Hero?
BILLINGSGATE POST: What made Da Nang Dick Blumenthal, the U.S. Senator from New York, claim to be a Vietnam veteran? It was a lie, pure and simple; a prima facie example of stolen valor. It was found that he never set foot in Vietnam. And that is...
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Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!
NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness
The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare
Obama Seems Loaded At Press Conference
Obama is Dark Lord, admits forging Ring of Power
Economic Crisis Pondered by Obama at Hawaiian Beachfront Mansion
Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Be President
Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!
Republican Lawmakers blame Daylight Savings Time, Obama for Recent Gaffes
Arizona Counter Sues Obama for Racial Profiling Over Tanning Bed Tax!
How Do You Spell Re-Distribution? R.E.P.A.R.A.T.I.O.N
Iranian Gun Boats Attack U.S. Drone In Gulf
Obama’s Mother-In-Law Accuses Him Of Stealing Her Sosha Shurity Checks
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama's mother-in-law lived her entire life in Chicago, so when she was invited to move into the White House, she was somewhat apprehensive. Try it for a few months, her son-in-law suggested. For the first two years,...
Read full storyParis Hilton and Obama 'Sex Video'
Eerily echoing JFK's secret trysts with Marilyn Monroe, insiders say that President Elect Barack Obama has been seeing Paris Hilton. Hilton who has just announced her split with Benji Madden is remaining tight lipped about the alleged affair but s...
Read full storyPresident Trump Upset That People Still Address Barack Obama As "Mr. President"
In what's been called 'a fit of pique', President Donald Trump has spoken of his anger at the way many people, in the media, in the political forum, and beyond, still refer to former leader, Barack Obama, as 'Mr. President'. Mr. Obama, for most of...
Read full storyObama Delays Daylight Savings Time Until 2017
Washington,D.C.-The Obama administration announced today that President Obama has signed an executive order delaying the start of Daylight Savings Time until after the elections in 2016. The move, which was widely anticipated, comes on the heels...
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A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
Read full storyPresident Obama "excited" about his new Amway business
President Obama expressed optimism about his new business selling Amway products from a small room in the White House. "I was going to make this into a "man cave" but this idea is much more productive. Vitamins, dish soap, deodorant, we'll...
Read full storyHillary Clinton sues over nude photo
NEW YAWK - Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the "temerity to photograph" her while she was naked. The employee, Joh...
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In a test case children's TV favourite Bob the Builder is suing black Messiah Barack Obama over what he describes as "Stealing my whole schtick"...
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Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...
Read full storyChina's Hu causes White House dog chaos
In chaotic scenes today, Chinese premier Hu Jintao accidentally let President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden's dogs out on to the White House lawn. As the dogs escaped from the White House reception, it emerged that Obama had asked Michelle Obama and his daughters to call the Chinese delegation names. The diplomatic chaos was caught on tape and The Spoof has got hold of a transcript.
Read full storyPresident Obama Vows to Punish Those Responsible in VA Scandal, Unless They Happen to be Federal Workers
Washington, D.C. - President Obama sternly admitted that no one in the country is more outraged than he over the news coming out of the VA scandal where numerous veterans have lost their lives waiting for medical care. Nobody bought it, of course...
Read full storyPresident Obama's Mother-In-Law to follow-up "Essence Magazine" article with Tell-All Book
Washington, D.C. - Inspired by her popular reception of her article in "Essence" magazine about her role in the White House, Marian Robinson, 71, Barack Obama's mother-in-law has decided to write a behind the scenes tell-all book addressing her life...
Read full storyFunny Barack Obama Headlines
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Bill Clinton To Back Barack Obama
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Barack Obama to pose nude for Playgirl
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John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory
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Michelle Gives Barack a Filthy Sanchez on YouTube!
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'He Doth Stride the World like a Colossus': Obama's Royal Indian Junket Leaves Huge Carbon Footprint!
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Michelle Obama Admits Blow Up Doll Of Obama Better Than Obama!
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Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists
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Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!
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Trump Instructs FBI To Arrest Obama For Returning Bomb
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway
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Michael Jackson baby-sat Obama's kids!
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Barack And Michelle Obama To Be Cloned
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Obama Family's 'Dog' Actually Red Chinese Spy
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Obama Forced to Resign After Making Well-Reasoned, Balanced Argument About Israel
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Obama Pot Calls Kettle White: Afro-American White President Charges Hispanic White Man With Racial Mayhem
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President Obama Courts the Black Vote
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Kim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea
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The First Dog, Bo, Comes Out Against Obamacare
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"Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama
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Barack Obama: Please Come Back
