Written by Inhopeless

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a recent poll, Americans have conceded that Obama is 'most okay-ish' for winning the 2012 Election.

"I mean, the Republicans don't have ANYONE," said Dr. Robert, a political scientist, "Even Newt whatshisname is depressed at himself running for president. Don't get me started on Palin."

The report also found that many citizens were willing to accept Obama for a second term because of a severe lack of any other half-decent candidate.

With over a year left, the Republicans have yet to field any candidates. Many of the public are choosing to ignore the Tea Party, because they're 'giant douches'.

"Come to think of it," said a citizen, "he did pass that healthcare bill. And he did a load of other great stuff. Maybe he's okay."

As of press time, the Tea Party were hoping to field their best candidate, Lucy the frog.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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