Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

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Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt could easily win a 'Legs Contest.'

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has responded to White House reports that allege that she has been sending text messages of a personal nature to President Obama.

The very pretty prime minister did admit that she does find President Obama to be a very sexy man, but she added that she would never engage in sending him sexting messages due to the fact that they are both professionals in very high political positions.

Thorning-Schmidt added that she hardly ever sends any PG rated text messages much less any that would be considered to be R-rated or even X-rated.

She did point out that there are a lot of women in America who are extremely jealous of her because she is fabulously beautiful and because she has a pair of astoundingly sensuous legs.

Denmark's prime minister pointed out that there is also a lot of jealousy because Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner offered her $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his publication.

SIDENOTE: Prime Minister Thorning-Schmidt has said that she is presently still considering the pros and cons of appearing totally naked in a worldwide publication.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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