Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Funny story written by TM_Dealer

Thursday, 26 March 2015

Dick Cheney has said that Obama is the worst President of his lifetime. Here are a few responses:

Pol Pot stated:

"I agree, and I often do agree with Cheney anyway. And I feel the same way about Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was an evil bastard. I mean, look what he did to the boat people. And look at how he humiliated the former landowning class. Anyone who would massacre innocent people on the grounds of class prejudice must be very bad."

Idi Amin said:

"No one has done more to encourage racists who hate Africa and who hate black people, than Robert Mugabe. He has arbitrarily arrested and tortured countless people. There is no excuse whatsoever for this."

Ayatollah Khomeini said:

"The Wahhabis are very wicked. They mistreat women, they persecute gay people, they slander and misrepresent Jews, and consider all non-Muslims dirt under their feet. Such terrible, hateful people!"

Winston Churchill said:

"Hitler was an exceptionally brutal dictator. He was an arrogant, ethnocentric imperialist, and he was also a vicious eugenicist who hated people with disabilities and mental illnesses. I was absolutely nothing like him, and if you ever hear about a little-known letter about "racial hygiene" I'm supposed to have written, it's an obvious forgery."

Finally, Trotsky said:

"You know, Stalin was the worst Soviet leader in history. If only I had taken control instead of Stalin, everything would have been alright. I swear I wouldn't have sent anyone to the Gulags; why would I do that? Quite frankly, Stalin was a bit of a soft touch, and that's the only reason I hated him."

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