Anderson Cooper scolds viewers
Well, Anderson, viewers know when a liar is a liar, is a liar. And when viewers see the same liar telling the same lies repeatedly, they criticize. They criticize and ask questions. Real questions like: Why is a news channel like CNN promoting a l…
Read full storyCoronation red feather
Like the candle at Queen Elizabeth's funeral, blocking Mrs. Harry from the camera's eye, the Coronation feather also blocked Harry from the camera's eye. However, on second thought, could The Spoof be so indelicate as to suggest that maybe the Cor…
Read full storyThe 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum
Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers denies that he's having a relationship with a Bronx Hooters girl
The News Now News Agency, in its latest bombshell, claims that former Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, now playing for The New York Jets, vehemently denies any romantic involvement with a stunning Hooters Girl from the Bronx. According…
Read full storyAl-Qaeda's Mean Camels Division is ranked as one of the meanest in the terrorism business
The International Inquirer brings you the latest report on the infamous Camels terrorist group, known for their comical yet mischievous antics across the globe. At the helm of the organization is none other than Gen. Umsali Fi Izzi, a man with a t…
Read full storyBritney Spears' glow-in-the-dark bubble wrap onesies are selling like pancakes at IHOP
According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, the Britney Spears Glow-In-the-Dark Bubble Wrap Onesies have burst onto the scene, popping with popularity! Reports indicate that people of all ages, from toddlers to adults, can't resist the addictive…
Read full storyGod smites Archbishop of Canterbury for speeding
Justin Welby, aka the Archbishop of Canterbury, is recovering from a smiting by God after he was caught speeding. Welby, who presided over King Charles III's coronation last week, was convicted by Lavender Hill Magistrates Court of driving at 25mp…
Read full storyPolls show that 92% of all registered Republicans want Gov. Ron DeSantis over Donald Trump
Political polls reveal a significant decline in Donald J. Erasmus Trump's popularity following his conviction for sexual assault. Recent polls among GOP voters portray Trump's stature diminished to that of a mere answer on the game show "Jeopardy!…
Read full storyA list of Tweets from Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump, the eldest daughter of Donald Trump, has recently tweeted a collection of light-hearted messages about her family, including her father, her two older brothers, Melania, and others. A COLLECTION OF TWEETS FROM THE BRAIN OF IVANKA TRU…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball's cellar dwellers, the Kansas City A's, are for sale
Hold on to your baseball caps, sports fans, because we've got breaking news! The Kansas City Athletics have gracefully secured the last spot among the 30 teams in Major League Baseball. Can you believe it? Intrepid reporter, Hercules Confetti (he/…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers
One of America's most popular celebrity couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, have just shocked the world with their audacious plan to acquire the Los Angeles Lakers, according to an exclusive revelation by Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba.
Read full storySpanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico
The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…
Read full storyThe best little leaguer in the entire nation has signed a promissory contract with the New York Yankees
In an astonishing turn of events, all the major MLB sportswriters in America have unanimously declared Ferris Papaya, a 12-year-old from Louisiana, as the most sensational Little League hitter since the dawn of time itself—well, at least the past 84…
Read full storyChristopher Nolan sets off real nuclear bomb in Oppenheimer
Acclaimed director Christopher Nolan is currently working on his latest motion picture "Oppenheimer." "Oppenheimer" is the story of physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his contributions to the Manhattan Project in World War II. Cillian Murphy, known…
Read full storyJoe Biden embraces Republicanism
The President of the United States had quite an interesting announcement earlier today. Sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office, President Joe Biden announced a new platform for his administration and the Democratic Party as a whole: Republicanism…
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