The nation's top crime family wants to buy The Statue of Liberty
Reports filtering out of Brooklyn are that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family is looking to purchase the Statue of Liberty. Reporter Carmine Calatino with The New York Sunshine Observer said that he spoke with crime boss Salvatore Goombalin in…
Read full storyA Gynecologist buys a Civil War cannonball at a flea market
A gynecologist in Reno, Nevada recently purchased a Civil War commemorative cannonball for $14 at a local flea market. He figured that he would put it on the table in the waiting room of his clinic, where it would be a nice conversation piece.
Read full storyHenry Kisser turns a century … into hell
Henry Kisserpisser turned 100 years old today and the entire population of Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia couldn’t be happier, (and Chile and Argentina and Bangladesh … so much horror, the horror) because it means he’s closer to death! That thing which h…
Read full storyA forest fire in Northern California threatens half a dozen wine vineyards
Senior writer Bijou Sihouette, of The San Francisco Nightly Herald Newspaper, provides an update on the Mama Llama forest fire that continues to ravage northern California. The ferocious blaze, which was triggered by an unfortunate incident involving…
Read full storyA Guatemalan drug cartel submarine captured off the California coast
Ipso Facto News Agency writer Sinclair Petaluma brings an action-packed report of the daring capture of a cartel submarine off the coast of Redondo Beach by US Drug Enforcement agents. According to a DEA spokesperson, federal agents successfully i…
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