Trump says that when the FBI puts the handcuffs on him, he'll just chew them right off
GOP Picky Magazine reporter Tabitha Wishywater says she recently spoke with Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump at a (what else) McDonalds. As she observed his orange as hell complexion, his itty bitty toddler hands and fingers, and his hairdo that look…
Read full storyHarry and Meagan release long-awaited book about NY car chase
A few weeks after they were chased through the streets of New York City for over 2 hours like dogs, Harry and Meghan have released the much-anticipated tell-all book about the incident. The book, titled ed, tell-all book about the incident. The book,…
Read full storySuella’s speed is scraping her calloused heels
Suella Braverman got a speeding ticket, so now she has to be punished. A new and lofty Royal Order has been issued by King Charles-in-Charge himself, saying that Suella must walk as slowly as possible wherever she goes. She started, but then he…
Read full storyBus driver given warning for shooting at passenger who opened fire on him
A bus driver who was shot at by an angry passenger, and who returned fire using a pistol he carried with him, has been given a warning by his employers. Charlie Crabtree had asked the passenger to sit down, as he was obstructing his view of the ot…
Read full storyBeyonce's new opening act is the fantabulous Lap Rap Posse
The queen of hip hop, Beyoncé, has unveiled the highly-anticipated opening act for her upcoming "Sizzling Summer Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Tour." Taking the stage alongside Beyoncé is none other than The Lap Rap Posse, a dynamic band that features her…
Read full storyThe US Supreme Court rules 6 to 3 that Ticketmaster has to change their name
The United States Supreme Court has just ruled by a vote of 6 to 3, that Ticketmaster must change their name The ticket sales and distribution company has been put on notice that the name change must occur within 10 days. The company which is h…
Read full storyA sinkhole in Milwaukee swallows up an entire Burger King Restaurant
Overnight a huge Type-A sinkhole formed in downtown Milwaukee next to the "Making Whoopie Pole Dancing Lounge." The "Sinky" as sinkhole experts call them, swallowed up a Burger King restaurant, which is now believed to be sitting at about 742 feet…
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