The book by Michael Jordan, who is the greatest NBA basketball player of all time, has just gone to #1
(SPORTS NEWS) - The greatest player to ever dribble an NBA basketball, Michael Jordan, who has six world championship rings, is proud of his newly released book titled, "Hey Fella, Look Up At The Scoreboard." The book was written by Jordan along w…
Read full storyKing Charles, personally donates £1 million to Ukraine's war effort
The BBC has just announced that a source inside Buckingham Palace has made it known that King Charles, has just donated £1 million to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy's Ukraine War effort against the invading heathens, Putin's troops. Charles notes t…
Read full storyGovernment resigns over Phillip Schofield’s lying about an affair at work
The latest casualty of Phillip Schofield's myriad lies is the Government, which resigned en masse earlier today. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak said he was sorry for not finding out earlier that Schofield had lied about not having an affair with a col…
Read full storyStars thousands of light years away control your life, but your own sun? Noooo!
For many thousands of years, in many thousands of countries, in the minds of many thousands of impressionable human beings, the stars in the sky dictated everything in your life. How prosperous you'd be, who you should or should not marry, what type…
Read full storyA volcano suddenly forms right next to a famous popular ski resort in Switizerland
The Volcanic Institute of Switzerland reports that a Type B volcano has suddenly formed a mere three miles from Chalet Fondue, a very popular and ritzy-as-the-dickens Swiss ski resort. The volcano named "The Swiss Miss," was discovered by newly ma…
Read full storyMo of the hillbilly band Mo & Jo is placed in handcuffs for semi-molesting Jo
iNews Agency reporter Kitty Segovia is reporting that the very popular country music duo of Mo & Jo has landed in some hot water. Or actually the male duo partner Mo Farmweather, 34, has. It seems that when the duo, who are just good friends,…
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