Kate Gosselin and Steven Tyler spotted having Jalapeno Margaritas at the La Brea Tar Pits Diner
The May-December couple whose relationship has been known to have more fireworks that a New York City New Year's Day celebration were recently spotted at the famous La Brea Tar Pits diner. The dashing couple was sipping on fiery Jalapeno Margarita…
Read full storyLos Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach
Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership of the charismatic Jeanie Buss, are about to embark on a coaching adventure like no other! In a jaw-dropping twist, Buss is considering appointing her brand new boyfriend…
Read full storyBless his loving soul, for he's the Kwisatz Haderach
Hákarl News: The world has thanked Justin Welby for his generosity and goodwill today after he accepted to raise two orphaned twin donkeys from a Ukraine zoo. They have now been welcomed into Welby's home after arriving through the Ukraine visa sc…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle is the new face of a sensuously erotic sex pill
Bristola-Myuns Laboratory has just put out a pill that will cause women to have sensuously erotic feelings, which will pretty much guarantee them sexual intimacy. The pink pill is being manufactured under the name "Kimberly's Wonder Whine." It…
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