When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day
On January 2, 1492, Abdallah Muhammad bin Ali, also known as Muhammad XII or Boabdil, the last Muslim sultan of Granada and head of the Nasrid dynasty, surrendered his city and handed over the keys of Islam to Europe—or so it appears. In an ironic…
Read full storyA List of Tweets from Ann Coulter about Donald Trump
Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has compiled a list of tweets about "The Orange Orca" aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump by Ann "Horse Face" Coulter. A LIST OF TWEETS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP FROM ANN COULTER TWEET 1. Three years ago Donald gr…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle gin is now available at most fancy liquor stores
The American Research Group reports that the much-awaited Kimberly Guilfoyle Gin (GG) is now available at your neighborhood liquor stores. The gin, which is 169 proof (84½% alcohol) was produced from a recipe that Kimberly's bootlegging grandfathe…
Read full storySen. Ted "Dracula" Cruz has been charged by D.C. Metro Police with counterfeiting
Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle has just broken the story that Guatemala-born Sen. Teodorofellio Pancito Juanito "Dracula" Cruz was booked on counterfeiting charges. Cruzy, as his urologist calls him, denies the charges saying that it is all j…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for Taco Bell's new Taquitos Chiquitos
American Food News Agency writer Calypso Igloo writes that the very happy couple of Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift and her boyfriend Joaquin Beauregard "Gazy" Gazpacho have just filmed a Taco Bell commercial. Miss Igloo said that the two "Gigglers," appea…
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