Bride Rejects Groom 15 Times At Altar
If a bride says, I do not, 15 times at the altar, and finally, at number 16 says, I do, should the groom rejoice at finally capturing his prize? Hmmm. That particular union doesn’t appear to be set in stone. Potato salad, maybe. However, the…
Read full storySoap Opera Scandal at Paul’s House
How does a man in his eighties hide the fact from his famous wife and the entire country that he likes other men, and has a younger lover? What happens when two gay men having fun in a house when no one’s home get into a fight? What if the old…
Read full storyKentucky Votes To Expand The 3-Second Rule To 9-Seconds
FRANKFORT, KENTUCKY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just stated that the Kentucky state legislature has just voted to expand the 3-second rule. Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz noted that the 3-second rule, which has been in effect in the the US since Wo…
Read full storyAll Members of Parliament Have Private Doctors so Don't Care about Public Health
The Olde Church News just had a big Expose article about MP's using private doctors and not caring a 'Fig' - if the workers and Citizens had good Health Care. 'Tax Cuts for the Rich are most important at this Time’, said a British spokesman - Dr…
Read full storyFBI Agents Raid Mar-a-Lago And Confiscate An Inflatable Barbie Doll Underneath Donald Trump's Master Bedroom Bed
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Miami Globe-Gazette Newspaper reports that federal agents from the FBI recently conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago complex. Agent in charge Clayburn D. Ryburn told the news media that agents confiscate…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Thailand Has More Ladyboys Than Any Other Country On Earth
BANGKOK, Thailand - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency (Asia) has revealed an amazingly amazing fact. A recent poll taken in over 250 Thai cities showed that Thailand has more transgenders (males who are called Ladyboys) than any other…
Read full storyMan had a cold last week
Shane Worthington, a 49-year-old man from somewhere up north, had a cold last week. If you ask him, he will tell you. Pub Landlady Tracey Brassingthwaite told us 'Shane had a cold last week. I didn't need to know that, but he told me anyway. I did…
Read full storyLast year the Brit. Taxpayers Gave the Royal Family $100 Million to Have Family Dramas With
This year, and every year - Forever - the Taxpayers will give the Royals $100 Million to fritter away - (Info. from the 2023 Sovereign Grant Fund). Meanwhile the Royals are Billionaires - and like all rich families are always fighting and squabb…
Read full storyAlbum of classical music arranged for solo rain stick still to sell one copy
Ivor Biggenthwaite, a Londoner, even though his comedy Yorkshire name suggests otherwise has yet to sell a single copy of his new album - Rainstick Seranade. 'It is a mystery to me' said the 37-year-old 'but I have put some real classics on here,…
Read full story‘Submarine’: Veteran Journalist Slams Ridiculous Headline Trend
Experienced reporter Steve Scoop has condemned the recent media craze for prefixing news headlines with an out-of-context and often barely relevant quote. Scoop said that the practice added nothing to readers’ understanding and only served to cre…
Read full storyAsk Dr. Billingsgate: “When My Husband Farts, He Blames Our Dog”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Due to the critical acclaim the previous “Ask Dr. Billingsgate” feature received, including mention of a possible Pulitzer Prize, this feature will be continued in today’s edition of the BILLINGSGATE POST. Dear Dr. Billingsgate…
Read full storyElon’s Ego Approaches Trump Level with Latest Idiocy
Everyone has an opinion. But when you’re stinking rich, you get to air your opinion to the world, and the world gets to reply – and you get to ignore their replies and kick them off your Twitter if they say something like “MASTODON IS BETTER THAN Twi…
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