Shane Worthington, a 49-year-old man from somewhere up north, had a cold last week. If you ask him, he will tell you.
Pub Landlady Tracey Brassingthwaite told us 'Shane had a cold last week. I didn't need to know that, but he told me anyway. I didn't want his germs, so I barred him for the week'.
Postman Pat Wicks Butcher added 'I had to knock on Shane's door, as he had a parcel delivery to sign for, I was there for twenty minutes while he told me all about his cold, and the problems with his sinuses'.
A morose Shane said 'I find my cold to endlessly fascinating, so I assume that everyone else will. Please don't tell me I am wrong in that assumption.'
