How does a man in his eighties hide the fact from his famous wife and the entire country that he likes other men, and has a younger lover?
What happens when two gay men having fun in a house when no one’s home get into a fight?
What if the old man likes having sex with the young man, but the young man only really wants money, not penis? (and maybe some drugs, to make the orgasm last longer.)
What if the younger man was promised money for sex, and if he didn’t get it, he would go to the police – no, better, the media – to tell his side of the love triangle? And this really pissed off the 80 year old, made him want to call the cops as a return threat.
(But when the cops show up, the old man says everything’s fine, he and the young punk are old buddies – nothing’s wrong, officers, just a lover’s spat … as long as his wife doesn’t find out and tear a strip outa him knowing the GOP will have a field day …)
What if the older man’s wife finds out that her husband has been inviting younger men to come home with him for a roll in the hay, while the wife was at her job in government banging a gavel?
What if the wife was soon to retire, which meant that the hubby couldn’t so easily invite home his gay lovers? And this could mean that the younger man wasn’t going to get paid as frequently as before? Or maybe not at all because Nancy put her foot down and finally said, “When I’m home, I’m the man! You don’t have to fuck me, but you also don’t get to fuck those boy-toys, Paul!”
What if the older man denied knowing the younger man, which pissed off the boy lover, who then took a hammer and tried to brain his older sugar daddy? But he was so strung up on coke or sexually enhancing drugs that he didn’t realize he shouldn’t take his revenge while there were a couple cops standing not two feet away from him?
What will Paul Pelosi do now that his lie has been exposed, as has his sexual orientation? Will Nancy ask for a divorce? Will the Republicans turn this soap opera into the next “Biden’s laptop”, and pump it so full of juice that it makes international news, when it’s really just a family squabble among the very rich and powerful?
Does anyone really care? So Paul Pelosi is gay and 80 years old and from an older generation that still hates gay people (because he’s deep in the closet himself), so he makes it look like a B&E, and Nancy’s retired now so she can deal with her husband – she won’t divorce him ‘cuz she’s Catholic (Paul too?), and we all know how much Catholics despise gay people.
Fascinating news coming out of America once again … I can hear a studio audience chanting “Jerry! Jerry!” … American politics and soap operas and daytime “no-hold’s-barred” talk shows are all the same thing. And this is news … it’s not fake, it’s just … American news.
