Marjorie Taylor Greene Addresses The Rumor That Her Ovaries Are Criss-Crossed
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Sen Marjorie Taylor Greene who says she is enjoying the hell out of being divorced told Tilapia Frisbee with RumorLand News that her vajayjay (pussy) has never seen so much 'fucking' action. The blonde senator, who has…
Read full storyHarry’s Killin’ & Thrillin’
Prince Harry killed 25 Taliban fuckers. Big whoop. That’s 25 fewer asshole to tell women what to do (is that Afghanistan or America I’m writing about?) Hopefully the Taliban are overthrown by all the women and girls they won’t let go to school. First…
Read full storyPope Pourri for Catholic Deliciousness!
Ratziner (he’s got all the good zingers!) the hideous Pope with the perma-black heroin eyes is dead, not cremated just in case he turns zombie and comes back for brains … but if not, what to do with the body? Now, the Vatican’s top chef, Immanuel…
Read full storySon of Kubrick to Film Next “Moon Landing”
Skippy Kubrick, son of Stanley Kubrick, is slated to film the next “moon landing” coming soon, maybe even this year, if America goes to shit again. Back during the first “moon landing”, America had problems: Richard Nixon, Vietnam, black people wa…
Read full storyRumble in Da Jungle House of Reps
Welcome to Madison Square Garden and the World Wrestling Federation’s No-Holds-Barred, Cage Match, Hammer-Slammer – oops, no wait, sorry … Welcome to ring side here on the floor of the House of Representatives! And it’s a solid and hilarious fa…
Read full storyA Pissed Off Cowboy Hat Locks Up 6 Messengers
More exciting news on the dictator front … Most dictators don’t realize that they are human beings since they pretty much all think they’re gods. … and then one’s humanity intrudes, and the dictator with the big black cowboy hat (red flag – th…
Read full storyBasil Blathering's New Book on the Humor of Violence and Non-Violence
The whole world is a divided into Violence and Nonviolence. I just had to write a book about it. Especially after the Margaret Thatcher book. In some ways a good human Being - and in others a Monster of Violence. Most people are peaceful, b…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Appears On Jimmy Kimmel Live and Says That She Does Not Have Pussilinatosis
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced, has been saying that she's sick and tired of all the rampant rumors that are flying out of the countless rumor mills scattered throughout the nation. The 48-year-ol…
Read full storySpeaker Presumptive McCarthy Kisses his Way to Speakership of the U.S. House
After kissing Trump's Derriere repeatedly (symbolically) - to get his Endorsement - McCarthy recently faced a rebellion from newly elected Ultraconservative Trump Head Republicans. To get elected Speaker of the House of Representatives he 'Manned…
Read full storyMcCarthy Elected House Weaker
After fifteen rounds, Kevin McCarthy was elected House Speaker. And he couldn’t be more elated. “McCarthyism is back,” he yelled to Republican supporters in the House. “In deference to the late Barbara Walters, let’s face it, she’d say I’m House W…
Read full storyRap Political Commentator 'One Ball' on his first Pop Hit
Prominent political commentator on the Rap News Network is currently doing coverage of Ukraine. Here he is on his latest creation. I have Many other talents. The other night the Mood moved me to make a Pop song and put it on Tik-Tok. It's shoot…
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