HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced, has been saying that she's sick and tired of all the rampant rumors that are flying out of the countless rumor mills scattered throughout the nation.
The 48-year-old outspoken politician has made it abundantly clear that she is dating left and right and her sexual life is better than it has been since she was a promiscuous cheerleader back at the University of Georgia, where she majored in Aerobics and minored in Basket Weaving.
MTG recently appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live." She was asked about the rumor that she has become afflicted with Pussilinatosis.
Marj shook her head and replied that if she had a [BLEEPING] nickel for every time she had heard that [BLEEPING] rumor she would probably have about 6,000 [BLEEPING] nickels.
Jimmy and Guillermo Rodriguez, Kimmel's sidekick/announcer both laughed so hard Jimmy started coughing uncontrollably and Guillermo had to run off stage to go pee.
Meanwhile Taylor Greene explained to Kimmel and his studio audience and TV audience, that she thinks that the rumor of her having Pussilinatosis was most probably started by her ex-boyfriend, the dreaded, nazi-loving, pussy grabbing orange bastard, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: According to Funk and Wagnalls Dictionary, Pussilinatosis is a female genital condition where the female's cunt (pussy) vibrates uncontrollably (and very loudly) as soon as it is aroused.]
