Marjorie Taylor Greene Addresses The Rumor That Her Ovaries Are Criss-Crossed

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Saturday, 7 January 2023

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"I don't care if her ovaries are criss-crossed, her cunt is a OK." -MATT GAETZ

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Sen Marjorie Taylor Greene who says she is enjoying the hell out of being divorced told Tilapia Frisbee with RumorLand News that her vajayjay (pussy) has never seen so much 'fucking' action.

The blonde senator, who has suddenly become one of D.C.'s most sought after congressional pieces of ass, says that she should have divorced her husband "Teeny," years ago.

MTG did tell Miss Frisbee that she wants her to tell her readers that contrary to the damn rumor that is floating around the nation's capitol, her ovaries are not now, nor have they ever been criss-crossed.

The 48-year-old self-proclaimed MILF does admit that one of her nipples (the right one) had been inverted, but an 'in office' tit procedure three months ago, took care of that matter.

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