Speaker Presumptive McCarthy Kisses his Way to Speakership of the U.S. House

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 7 January 2023

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Pucker up, buttercup...

After kissing Trump's Derriere repeatedly (symbolically) - to get his Endorsement - McCarthy recently faced a rebellion from newly elected Ultraconservative Trump Head Republicans.

To get elected Speaker of the House of Representatives he 'Manned Up' and did his duty and kissed another Twenty Republican Butts to get elected Speaker.

The Symbolic Kissing and (Twenty dirty side Deals) - now makes him Speaker of the U. S. House.

He is now a Republican symbol of Honesty and Decency.

(Reagan thought these were the most important Republican attributes.)

(But what does McCarthy and the new Trump Head Congressmen care about what Reagan thought? His are Old Views - Old News.)

Power at any Price seems to be the Republican Mantra at present.

(Lance Bottomley - gossip columnist and now Liberal Commentator - giving the 'Hollywood Twist' to the News. (Kissy. Kissy).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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