Rolls Royce Is Recalling 73,902 Defective Automobiles
GOODWOOD, Engand - (UK Satire) - The British press is reporting that the Rolls Royce Co. of Britain is having one of the biggest automobile recalls in the company's history. Bathsheba Crispberger, 37, a spokesperson for Roll Royce, has stated that…
Read full storyPolitical Experts Predict The Democrats Will Take The US Senate
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Political pundits from Beaver Lips, Oregon to Duck Dung, Alabama, are all predicting that the Dems are going to do some big time ass-kicking, and when the damn dust settles, the US senate will be as blue as the waters…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says Donaldo Is Looking Old As Shit!
NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - It is no secret that Donald and Melania have been estranged for several months now. Melly lives in New York City and the damn traitor (aka Trump) resides in Mar-a-Liar, with his bevy of inflatable plastic sex dolls, h…
Read full storyDonald Trump Junior Appointed Special Master By Trump Appointed Judge Aileen Cannon
Donald Trump Jr. had ample free time and was not shooting and killing any elephants or giraffes in Africa. Yes, he was available and could quickly identify all of his father's documents in one fast snap. Like boom! "Done!" said Judge Aileen Cannon…
Read full storyElon Musk Says That Trump The Treasonous Traitor Needs To Go To Hell and Stay The Fuck There
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who along with his business partner Jeff Bezos, are the two richest men in the world, recently sat down with Gazebo Serengeti with The Austin Texan World Newspaper, and had a long talk about Tesla, the price…
Read full storyThe FBI Wants To Know What The Hell 34 Gold Bars From Fort Knox Where Doing Stashed Underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's Bed
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States FBI is very interested in finding out what 34 gold bars from The Fort Knox Gold Depository were doing stashed underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's bed at the Trump family Mar-a-Liar complex. The agen…
Read full storyLiz Truss is ordering the platinum wall paper
Although she has been on the job for less than twenty-four hours new British Prime Minister Liz Truss is replacing Boris Johnson's famed gold wallpaper with platinum wallpaper of her own. Although she will have her teenage children running around…
Read full storyCooking with Crack
Hello, God-loving people around the world, this is Suzie X, the Radical Cook, here to show you some happy new ways to use crack in every day foods. Oh golly, sure, those Republicans like to attack Hunter Biden for all his dirty habits (like they d…
Read full storyCamilla Parker Bowles Botox Procedure Causes An Unsightly Crotch Rash
LONDON - (British Satire) - Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of King Charles III, is quite upset at her recent botox procedure. It seems that the gynecologist who performed the operation had been drinking a little bit too much Stella (Artois) beer.
Read full storyPub band realise that they played The Boys are Back in Town too early
Pub rockers Liquorice Allsorts realised that during their gig at The Toad and The Wet Sprocket pub, they should have left crowd-pleasing epic The Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy until later in the set. The group's lead singer Wayne Hemingway s…
Read full storyNo one is attending Priti Patel's leaving do
Government heavyweight Priti Patel has organised her own leaving do, involving drinks in a fashionable nightclub, followed by an afternoon of fox hunting, some light-hearted bullying of some striking workers, and then an hour of pulling legs and wing…
Read full storyIsrael Elects Every U.S. president - That is American Democracy
Israel has it made. It gets $2 billion, yearly, in U. S. Aid money (for being a poor country - when it is a rich country) - and builds West Bank Settlements with it. (To build the settlements and buildings in Jerusalem and the West Bank - the…
Read full storyRishi Sunak is buying a new kettle
To cheer himself up, after losing the job of Prime Minister to largely forgotten former Liberal Democrat, Rishi Sunak has bought himself a brand new kettle. 'Yes' said the dapper politician 'I was feeling a bit down about losing the top job to Liz…
Read full storyPrince William and Prince Harry Have Not Spoken In 4 Months As Their Royal Brother Feud Continues
LONDON - (UK News) - The two sons of Prince Charles and the late Princess Di, William and Harry have not talked to each other in over 120 days. The royal bros, as Ricky Gervais calls them, are both acting like little girls instead of like grown me…
Read full storyThe FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago Turned Up Dozens of Nude Photos of Ann Coulter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Entertainment Satire) - The FBI raid on Mar-a-Liar, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has pegged Trump The Traitor's home, has uncovered tons of illegal stuff that could land the Orange Blossom Special (Don Trump) in prison for up to 4…
Read full storyThoroughbred Racing World Magazine Names Bob Baffert The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The quintessential horse racing publication, Thoroughbred Racing Magazine has just named trainer Bob "The Silver Fox" Baffert "The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year." Baffert has trained more thoroughbre…
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