Rishi Sunak is buying a new kettle

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 6 September 2022

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A new kettle. Sounds like a cracking idea to me.

To cheer himself up, after losing the job of Prime Minister to largely forgotten former Liberal Democrat, Rishi Sunak has bought himself a brand new kettle.

'Yes' said the dapper politician 'I was feeling a bit down about losing the top job to Liz Truss, so I bought myself a new kettle, as Boris suggested. Now, I wouldn't go to Boris Johnson for careers or relationship advice, but what he said about kettles made a lot of sense, and besides which, I needed one for the third house I will be buying.'

Rishi Sunak is a very rich and successful man. His new kettle set him back £500.

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