AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who along with his business partner Jeff Bezos, are the two richest men in the world, recently sat down with Gazebo Serengeti with The Austin Texan World Newspaper, and had a long talk about Tesla, the price of Brazil nuts, the Dallas Cowboys, and the biggest traitor since Benedict Arnold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
Serengeti asked Musk if he is still planning on going to the planet Saturn on one of his state-of-the-art rockets.
Musk replied that he figures that he is about one year away from becoming the first person to visit the "Red Planet."
Elon was then asked about the fact that Trump is heading to the infamous hotel with bars (i.e. Sing Sing Prison).
The quintessential entrepreneur shook his head and stated that the treasonous Trump is such an evil, hate-spewing punk that he really and truly needs to just go to hell and stay the fuck there.
