Israel Elects Every U.S. president - That is American Democracy

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 6 September 2022

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To build in Jerusalem and the West Bank - they have to demolish Palestinian houses and steal Palestinian land.

Israel has it made.

It gets $2 billion, yearly, in U. S. Aid money (for being a poor country - when it is a rich country) - and builds West Bank Settlements with it.

(To build the settlements and buildings in Jerusalem and the West Bank - they have to demolish a lot of Palestinian houses and steal a lot of Palestinian land).

Being oppressed for thousands of years - they should know better.

What a great deal Israel has.

No other country gets this deal - except Israel.

And no one can become America's president without the powerful Pro - Israeli Lobby in America supporting them. It has never happened so far in U. S. history.

Israel is in a terrible situation - 200 million Arabs want them dead.

But to decide every time who gets elected president in the U. S - basically, subverting American Democracy - seems a little much.

Israel is about the size of West Virginia - the tail wags the dog.

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