Are Republican Senators Classroom Killers?
After a crazed gunman killed 19 children and two teachers on May 24 in a Texas schoolroom, can Senate Republicans who vote against gun control and background checks also be considered accomplices? Short answer: Yes. Senate Republicans could have…
Read full storyMost of Trump's Supporters Have Now Turned On His Lying Ass Quicker Than It Takes A Flea To Pee
PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency reports that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become fatter, uglier, and more delusional than ever before. WW writer Margarita Mixx spoke with several staunch Trump supporters and s…
Read full storyCong. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Senator Marsha Blackburn Caught Making Out In A White House Bathroom
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the oldest senators in congress, Marsha Fifi Blackburn, who is 69, but looks 79, stated that contrary to what Fox News resident rodent Greg Gutfeld said she does not swing for the other team. Blackburn was…
Read full storyA Category 6 Hurricane Has Formed Off The Coast of Cuba - Key West Residents Are Not Fucking Concerned
MIAMI - (Satire News) - The US Weather Guild is reporting that a huge, dangerous-as-shit hurricane has just formed off the coast of Cuba. The hurricane, which is predicted to hit the Florida Keys as a Category 6, could most likely end up totally s…
Read full storyMicrowave now identifying as a Toaster
Microwave Shane Worthington is no longer comfortable with the life that the factory prepared him for and now identifies as a Toaster. 'Yes' said the shiny metal box 'I am sick of living as a Microwave, and now I want to live my life as another shi…
Read full storyMan Gets Caught Choking Chicken
A celibate man with a previous history of choking his chicken was caught again choking his chicken in a public bathroom at the Piazza dell' Unità grocery store, in Rome Italy, according to Mayor Virginia Raggi. Francesco Totti told people he went…
Read full story96% of All American Psychiatrists Agree That Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Is Much Crazier Than Adolf Hitler Was
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - A group of 7,207 of the best, most respected psychiatrists in the entire United States met at Chicago's Eliot Ness Convention Center to discuss today's jerks, punks, douche bags, and assholes. The National Rumblings News…
Read full storyOy, Richard Bacon MP, get of my cloud, says Michael Madeup
Bewigged fool Michael Made-up, the Tory councillor for a very small town that calls itself a city because it has a Cathedral is feeling that his position as a foolish public defender of Boris Johnson is under threat. Richard Bacon MP, not to be co…
Read full storyThat bloke who was famous in the 1980's, now playing your town hall
You know the bloke, who had a lustrous blonde wig, played acoustic guitar and wrote lyrics about how Proust stared out of his window and saw a butterfly dying in the sun, yes, you know him. Anyway, he is playing at your local Town Hall on Friday nigh…
Read full storyThe Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community
LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News (UK) has just broken the story that Liverpool's football (soccer) team the Reds has decided to honor the city's gay community by renaming their team nickname. A spokesperson for the Reds,…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Denies That She's Pregnant With Bob Dylan's Baby
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of "Music Land" is that 29-year-old twerking songstress Miley Cyrus is flat out denying that she is pregnant with 70's singing icon Bob Dylan's baby. Miley talked to Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer C…
Read full storyThe Yellow Lives Matter Organization Wins Their Lawsuit - Yellowstone National Park Will Have To Change Their Name
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - In a landmark decision The Supreme Court has made their ruling in The Yellow Lives Matter vs. Yellowstone National Park lawsuit. The Supreme court in a 5 to 4 decision has decided that Yellowstone National Park…
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