PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency reports that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become fatter, uglier, and more delusional than ever before.
WW writer Margarita Mixx spoke with several staunch Trump supporters and she learned a lot from them.
One Trumpster said that he voted for Trump seven times (once legally and six times illegally) and he said that he would never vote for the "Cheeto Faced" pussy grabber again, even if the Trumptard himself gave him $400 cash.
His wife, who looks a lot like Oprah Winfrey (except that she's white and not as heavy) said that if the orange, racist, predatorial draft dodger ever tried to grab her by her pussy, she would kick him so hard in his nuts that they would end up sitting on his tonsils.
The couple, who refused to give their names said that they have written their senator and told him that they are turning toward Mitt Romney, and they really and truly want to see old "Carrot Face" censured, where they and all other GOPers never have to hear the peckerwood lie, and lie, and lie, and lie...■
