HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of "Music Land" is that 29-year-old twerking songstress Miley Cyrus is flat out denying that she is pregnant with 70's singing icon Bob Dylan's baby.
Miley talked to Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso, and she let him know in no uncertain terms that she is not fucking pregnant with Dylan's baby.
Cyrus, who hates that she has become about as irrelevant as Madonna, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan, noted that lately she has been having cervix, tonsil, and G-spot problems, makes it a point to point out that there is no way that Dylan's or any other guys sperm could work their way up her fallopian tubes, down her uterus, and into her undersized ovaries. thus impregnating her.
Meanwhile, Bob "The Octogenarian" Dylan says that he has never, ever liked flat-chested females; and especially ones that have deep voices like Miss Cyrus has.
