CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - In a landmark decision The Supreme Court has made their ruling in The Yellow Lives Matter vs. Yellowstone National Park lawsuit.
The Supreme court in a 5 to 4 decision has decided that Yellowstone National Park must change their official name immediately.
A spokesperson for Judge Brett Kavanaugh, stated that BK wanted to rule for the park, but after doing some soul searching he decided that what is right is right, and what is wrong is wrong.
Kavanaugh did not mention the fact that he has seven family members who are Asian, so it's pretty obvious that he did not want to mess up this year's Thanksgiving festivities at his and his wife Ling Ving's home.
Meanwhile, a rep for the Yellow Lives Matter organization Hirofito Yakayaka, said that YLM will take part of the $18.3 million settlement and purchase rickshaws for the homeless living in San Francisco's Chinatown.