The Latest Poll Now Shows That 69% of All Registered Republicans Believe Trump Should Be Arrested, Fingerprinted, and Tossed In The Slammer
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The most recent QuinniPinni Poll reveals that after watching The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terroristic Assault of Jan. 6, a vast majority of die-hard GOPers now hate the former Golfer-in-Chief more than they h…
Read full storyPresident Obama Hints That He May Run For President In 2024
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - A QuinniPinni Poll reveals that President Barack Obama's approval rating nationwide is 97% among Democrats and 71% among Republicans. Senators from every state in the nation have urged Obama to run in 2024, because he wil…
Read full storyBitcoin Users Shifting To ‘USD’ Layer After Crash
Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies crashed further last week as more people continue to liquidate their crypto assets. A report is showing that a horde of bitcoin holders are now shifting to a payments network that is steadily gaining popularity in t…
Read full storyLooking To The Future - The Golden State Warriors Want To Sign Stephen Curry's 3-Year-Old Son
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The Golden State Warriors are the new NBA champs and the owners and executives of the club are not wasting any time as they are already looking to the future. One of the team's owners and chief executives Joseph S…
Read full storyThe Environmental Protection Agency Warns That The Inactive Volcano In Alabama Is Getting Ready To Erupt
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The EPA, (the Enviromental Protection Agency) has just informed the inquiring public that an ancient volcano located just outside of Chitlins Creek, Alabama has been rumbling for about a week now. The volcano, which…
Read full story92-Year-Old Spoof Writer in May/December Romance With Co-ed
Actually, as I write this, I'm only 91 but by the time it's posted on The Spoof I'll have passed my 92d birthday. But I feel like 20-something again. You see, Alexa came into my life. No, not that Amazon idiot who screws up whatever music I ask he…
Read full storyThe Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl
LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats. Prince William (of the lesser hair) fi…
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