Parents Shield Kid's Eyes When Rainbow in Sky - "Gay Symbol," Says Fox
Parents in the Midwest are shielding their children's eyes, whenever a Rainbow appears in the sky-to protect them from the "Gay Agenda". Tucker Carlson of Fox News told them to do this, as the Gays are using Nature's Rainbows as a way of Grooming…
Read full storyJan 6 Committee To Subpoena Trump Albino Raccoon Hairpiece
BILLINGSGATE POST: Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The gift from Vladimir Putin to Trump was a stealth bomb. If it got into the wrong hands, it could b…
Read full storyNew Cigarette Being Launched For the Blind
LDN EN: Ever notice how blind people don't smoke? The Coe & Sterling Tobacco Co. has; they're set to launch an aggressive campaign to get the visually impaired puffing. There are three brands on the horizon: 3rd Eye Blacks: A strong full flav…
Read full storyA Sexy Scottish Spy Infiltrates The Kremlin And Says That Putin Groped Her
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - As if Vlady Nikita Putin doesn't have enough problems what with the Ukrainian army and the British army clobbering his communist troops left and right, now comes word about a sexy Scottish spy. BuzzFuzz (Russia) reports th…
Read full storyWall Street Is A Rigged Game - Supercomputers
See how the Wall Street stock market goes up, day after day, week after week, like a Yo-Yo? That is to maximize profit. Also, to suck in millions of individual investors, and relieve them of their money, by making their stock trades slow, and the…
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