Haf-And-Haf: Joe Biden’s Bout With Reality
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Joe Biden, Tulza Tuzon, also known as Haf-and-Haf, was once a handsome man with a full head of hair and a toothy smile. An accident resulted in the left side of his face becoming disfigured. Like all of Dick Tracy’s villains,…
Read full storyTrump Is So Furious At His Favorite Child, Ivanka, For Stabbing Him In The Back, That He Has Cut Her Out Of His Will
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - There is no doubt in anyone's mind that the most evil, hateful, racist, person to ever walk the face of the earth is Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The shithead, while a resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, fucking…
Read full storyTether Announces Name Change To ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in Rebranding Effort
Tether, Inc – a cryptocurrency stablecoin worth one dollar – will change their name to ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in a rebrand that comes as the company faces a series of accounting crises. Similar to how there is nothing federal about the ‘Federal…
Read full storyThe Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are Leaving Tampa Bay
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady and every player on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers team has just received shocking news. The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the Glazer family, who own the Bucs have just announced that Raymond James…
Read full storyCrypto Bros Get ‘#StopTheSteal’ Trending After Bitcoin Crash; Matt Damon Under Fire For Pump And Dump
Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies suffered yet another crash over last week raising fresh concerns from the community about institutional investors dumping crypto in a coordinated effort. A small subset of the community took to Twitter and got ‘#Sto…
Read full story21st Century Schizoid Man
June 14th is Donald Trump’s birthday. He’s a Gemini. Castor and Pollux make up the Twins, and anyone who has them in their brain may find they have at least two personalities at any given times. Sometimes those personalities conflict. They fight.
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says She's Quitting Politics and Plans To Move To Las Vegas To Become A Call Girl
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene told the Fox News resident rodent, Greg Gutfled, that she is so fed up with all the hatred in D.C. that she is thinking about quitting and moving west to Las Vegas. When asked by Vox…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Reveals Her Private Nickname For Her Son Prince Charles
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen recently met with American reporter Kitty Segovia, with The iNews News Agency. Queen Elizabeth told Miss Segovia that she is planning on visiting the US in the winter, to meet with President Biden, t…
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