TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady and every player on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers team has just received shocking news.
The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the Glazer family, who own the Bucs have just announced that Raymond James Stadium, where the team plays, has been condemned by the Florida Department of Condemnations.
A spokesperson for the NFL team, Wing Low Roo, said that traces of Cambodian Jungle Rot, have been found on 87% of the stadium seats.
Roo pointed out that the Glazer family has said that in order to rid the stadium of the rot infestaton, the entire stadium will have to be demolished.
He added that as a result the Glazers have decided to simply move the team out of Florida.
SIDENOTE: Roo stated that the city of San Antonio has expressed a huge interest in having the Buccaneers move to the Alamo city, where the Bucs already have a huge following, including S.A residents David Robinson, George Strait, and three of the five members of the very popular Tex-Mex country band, The Counterfeit Sombrero.