Time To Update The U.S. Constitution
What? The Constitution is the backbone of the United States. Without the U.S. Constitution, the nation would be like the state of Mar-a-Lago or Russia! Not so fast. When the Constitution was written, Tesla cars didn’t exist. The best automatic…
Read full storyHotlanta (aka Atlanta) Is Hot as Hell as The Thermometer Hits 114!!!
HOTLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Well the Dixie city known as "Hotlanta" has truly lived up to it's name. Weathermen and weatherwomen in the Georgia state report that due to the Trumpapalooza Heat Wave, the thermometer hit 114 degrees! It wa…
Read full storyThe IRS Says Trump Owes $7.6 Billion In Back Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A top national news agency has uncovered an IRS story about Trump, in which it is alleged that he owes Uncle Sam $7.6 billion in unpaid taxes. Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency stumbled upon the Tru…
Read full storyThe African Country Of Chad Disbands Their Entire Army
N'DJAMENA, Chad - (Satire News) - The North African country of Chad has just reported that due to the country's horrible financial situation, they are going to have to disband the Chad army. Chad President Idriss Deby said that he has no choice bu…
Read full storyA Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus Clown Is Fired When It's Learned He's An Ex-Guatemalan Drug Cartel Hitman
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In one of the most unusual stories to come down the Pike, BuzzFuzz is reporting that a very popular clown who has been with the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus for 9 years has just been let go. Ike Rack…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood celebrity Kim Kardashian, who is head-over-heels in love with Pete Davidson of "Saturday Night Live," says that she can't wait for Lard Belly Trump to become an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. She is so excited ab…
Read full storyThe Washington Globe-Express Names Marjorie Taylor Greene The Horniest Woman In D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is extremely excited at having just received the honor of being named "The Horniest Woman In Washington, D.C." by The Washington Globe-Express newspaper editorial staff. MTG has the reputat…
Read full storyA United States F-14 Tomcat Jet Shoots Down a Russian Drone That Had Entered San Francisco Air Space
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The White House has just issued a bulletin stating that an X-67D Russian drone, that had entered San Francisco airspace was shot down by a US Air Force F-14 Tomcat. The drone fell to earth in Chinatown in at least 4…
Read full storyThis is Fucker Harlson of Ferret News - Hunter Biden is A Crook, Needs To Be in Prison
Fucker Harlson, makes $40 million a year, giving his opinion on Beaver News. It's called 'News' but is a bunch of Talking Heads that use news events to push their warped opinions on America. Warped opinions of an Ultraconservative, financiall…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Has Just Sold Her Extremely Expensive 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
LONDON - (Satire News) - A source inside Buckingham Palace has just announced that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has just sold her 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe, which was only one of 17 that were manufactured. She reportedly sold her extreme…
Read full storyParts of The Kalahari Desert Are Under Two Feet of Water
THE KALAHARI DESERT, South Africa - (Satire News) - If anyone thought that The Trumpapalooza Global Warming and Global Flooding were both a hoax, then they have just been given a damn good sound education on the ways of the wild world we all live in.
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