This is Fucker Harlson of Ferret News - Hunter Biden is A Crook, Needs To Be in Prison

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 29 July 2022

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Lock X up!

Fucker Harlson, makes $40 million a year, giving his opinion on Beaver News.

It's called 'News' but is a bunch of Talking Heads that use news events to push their warped opinions on America.

Warped opinions of an Ultraconservative, financially thuggish Australian billionaire, who pays no taxes.

Sort of par for the course in 2022.

Here is the latest episode:

Fucker appears on Ferret News in his little boy bow tie,-with his little boy grin.

"Good evening - Tonight’s topic is President Joe Biden's son - Hunter Biden. There is nothing good about Hunter Biden, and my gut feeling is that he and his father have been in many illegal financial transactions involving China. This has been in direct competition with Trump and his illegal financial/political transactions with Russia - that have been so successful for Russia.

Trump's dealings with Russia are Good. The Biden's alleged dealings with China are Bad. There I did it! This is how we Republicans evaluate things.

Right out in the open - that is me. They don't call me Fucker for nothing.

And remember in every election - Republicans are Good, and Democrats are Bad. They can do no Good of any kind. Need to be exterminated.

This will be repeated by Many Conservatives to you. Please listen.

Anyway, Hunter Biden is rich but is always in Debt and has done some financially bad business deals. This deserves jail time. If Trump were in office-the Justice dept would have Hunter in Court, and he would be before Senate Committees, and headed for jail.

But of course, 'Dad' is in the White House, so nothing can be done till 2024 - when Don 'Corleone' Trump will come down on them All - like the Mafia boss he intrinsically is.

Anyway, Hunter Biden deserves jail time for being in debt, not paying some of his bills, stiffing some business owners. Terrible practice for any
rich person in this country to do - and deserving of jail. Except if a Republican does it.

Next topic - Why do the Democrats keep trying to destroy this country? "

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