WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A top national news agency has uncovered an IRS story about Trump, in which it is alleged that he owes Uncle Sam $7.6 billion in unpaid taxes.
Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency stumbled upon the Trump no-taxes story when she was investigating a story about Rudy Giuliani illegally receiving a $95,000 loan from the Russian government.
Giuliani stated that the money was an info fee that he received from Russia for providing them with information on the recently developed state-of-the-art US Polaris 6,000 Deluxe Submarine.
Meanwhile, Trump The Pussy Grabbing Pussy Grabber is insisting that the IRS has him confused with some other Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. ■
