The Washington Globe-Express Names Marjorie Taylor Greene The Horniest Woman In D.C.

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Friday, 29 July 2022

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is extremely excited at having just received the honor of being named "The Horniest Woman In Washington, D.C." by The Washington Globe-Express newspaper editorial staff.

MTG has the reputation of having been passed around from man to man more times than a salt shaker at a lumberjack camp.

Marjorie, who admits to being a bit on the conceited side, absolutely loves getting all the verbally sexual attention from the oodles and oodles of horny males; Republican, Democrat, and Independents.

Information guru Andy Cohen noted that even the Yale Female Students Fraternity just bestowed Marjorie with the honor of "The Woman We Would Most Like To Be In a Same Sex Relationship With."

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