What does the Future Hold? - We Ask Dr. Futuro
Dr. Futuro, (named Ken), a handsome American, with his swept back hair, his swept back reading glasses - has never worked a day in his life, at a real job, since getting his degrees - (very similar to the Life of Tucker Carlson). But he is the Ex…
Read full storyMeghan Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome
BILLINGSGATE POST: A shocking new revelation about Meghan Markle, now the Duchess of Sussex, that she was diagnosed with having terminal persimmon winter-kill syndrome (TPWKS) prior to her marriage to Harry, has just been made public in the new boo…
Read full storyThe PGA Wants A Monopoly - The Saudis Want A Piece of the Golf Action - Look Out!
The Saudis are tired of Oil. Oil. Oil. They want to get into the lucrative Golf Pro tournament business. It's cheap - just need a couple golf courses, some Golf pros and TV, Cable, and other media rights to make big, quick Money. And Trump's gol…
Read full storyThe NBA Says That Since Players Are Getting Taller They Will Be Raising All of The Baskets By 6 Inches
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NBA Regulatory and Policy Making Committee has just decided that since NBA players are getting taller and taller, they have decided to make a change regarding the height of the baskets. The NBA R&PMC, has…
Read full storyAngry Biden Refutes Progressives Who Say He is Not Angry Enough
In a recent Biden speech in the wake of the Dobbs decision to strike down Roe v Wade, Mr. Biden invoked the political power of women, observing that “When tens of millions of womens (sic) vote this year they won’t be alone.” Prongscald admits he…
Read full storyArchaeologists Discover That The Incas Actually Migrated To Peru From Czechoslovakia
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - A group of highly respected archaeologists have just made an amazing discovery. The group known as American Archies, have learned that the Incas of Peru, did not originate in Peru, as everyone thinks.
Read full storyLeBron James Says That When He Retires From The NBA He's Going To Run For Governor of Ohio
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - One of the greatest players to ever bounce an NBA basketball, has just informed the news media, that after his playing days are over, he plans to enter the wild, wild world of politics. LeBron James who has played…
Read full storyTrump's Therapist Reveals The Reason The Trumptard Is Always So Mean, So Bitter, and So Evil Is Because He Has Inverted Balls
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Dr. Damian Damsillwitz, who is a licensed sexual therapist, recently informed the Wild Whispers News Agency that he has been treating DJT for the past two months for depression, egotistikitus, acne, erectile dysf…
Read full story"Multiple Orgasm" Owned By Bob Baffert Wins The Very First Kentucky Backwards Derby
LOUISVILE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest thoroughbred race horse trainer Bob "The Horse Whisperer" Baffert, is thrilled to announce that his newest horse has just won it's first race. The mare, which is named "Multiple Orgasm"…
Read full storyA List of Brand New Automobile Names For 2023
DETROIT, Michigan - (Automotive Satire) - Varoom-Varoom Automotive Magazine has just released a list of cars that have just been developed and will enter the automobile market in 2023. THE LIST OF 10 BRAND NEW CARS FOR 2023 1. Cadillac G-Spo…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Will Begin Using Fluorescent Baseballs
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - After taking a cue from the Japan Baseball League, MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred said that effective with the 2023 baseball season all MLB games will be played using green fluorescent baseballs. Commissio…
Read full storyAn Extremely Unusual Hurricane Strikes The North Pole Destroying Hundreds of Eskimo Igloos
COLD BITCH, North Pole - (Satire News) - The Talking Seal News Agency of Alaska is reporting that an extremely unusual hurricane has struck the North Pole. TSNA states that the category 4 hurricane named Nanook, hit at 4:05 am, (Brooklyn time). Th…
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