CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - One of the greatest players to ever bounce an NBA basketball, has just informed the news media, that after his playing days are over, he plans to enter the wild, wild world of politics.
LeBron James who has played for the Cleveland Cavaliers, the Miami Heat, the Cleveland Cavaliers (again), and presently the Los Angeles Lakers says that he wants to right all the damn fucking wrongs that Rhino Ass implemented with his illegal presidential executive orders.
James, makes no bones about the fact that he is one of the biggest anti-Trump athletes, stated that 99.6% of all African-Americans agree that old Baby Fingers, desperately tried to go back to the Civil War and it's damn, one-sided slavery days.
As James spoke with Hiawatha Pamplona with Sports Territory Magazine, he shook his head, as he took a sip of his grape Gatorade and, with a great big Texas-sized smile said, "I can hardly fucking wait to see Cheeto Face in his bright orange prison jumpsuit, sitting in Sing Sing Prison, surrounded by dozens and dozens of bruthas, (all who hate him as much as they hate the KKK).
SIDENOTE: And just like "The Views" Whoopi Goldberg said about old Nazi Britches, "Don't cha drop da soap motherfuc*er!"
