MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Dr. Damian Damsillwitz, who is a licensed sexual therapist, recently informed the Wild Whispers News Agency that he has been treating DJT for the past two months for depression, egotistikitus, acne, erectile dysfunction, and inverted balls.
The doctor noted that he has just terminated his therapist/patient relationship due to the fact that the GOP "Has Been" has refused to pay him the $16,850 he owes him.
Dr. Damsillwitz remarked that since the self-avowed racist is no longer his client, the doctor is now free to reveal anything about Trump to anyone.
The therapist, who like Melania, is originally from Slovenia, wants everyone in America and the word to know why the Big Mac Gobbler is always in a horrible, hideous, mean, sarcastic, bitter, arrogant, evil mood.
Dr. D, as his wife calls him, noted that the reason why Trump acts so fucked up is because the orange whoremonger is positively one fucked up racist troublemaker.
He commented that the reason why Spanky, as Stormy Danies nicknamed him, is constantly acting like a female during her period is because of the fact that Trump was born with inverted balls (testicles).
SIDENOTE: DJT has tried drinking whiskey, smoking cigarettes, and even imbibing in some Peruvian Marching Dust (Cocaine), but nothing seems to work.
