COLD BITCH, North Pole - (Satire News) - The Talking Seal News Agency of Alaska is reporting that an extremely unusual hurricane has struck the North Pole.
TSNA states that the category 4 hurricane named Nanook, hit at 4:05 am, (Brooklyn time). The hurricane was so intense that it destroyed literally hundreds of igloos, including some very expensive two-story igloos.
One resident, Yakoo Fishaboo, 47, said that at first he and his wife Bethany, simply thought that the noise was just a couple of horny moose boinking.
But once he noticed that the damn wind had picked up considerably, he realized that boinking moose grunt a lot; an awful lot, but they do not cause tremendous bursts of wind.
Yakoo and his wife, quickly grabbed their twin girls Binuka and Bifoosha, and went down into their igloo's basement.
SIDENOTE: Luckily all of the Fishaboo family, including the twins pet beaver named "Hooha," were safe and sound.
